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January Wrasslin' |OT| It's a New Year, Yes It Is!

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imBask

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There are only 4 potential winners of this year's Rumble and Big Show is not among them.
And that list will likely get pared down to the standard obvious choice after tomorrow night.
Because why would we want to be surprised?

who would you say are those 4? Cena, Sheamus, Brock and ???
 
There are only 4 potential winners of this year's Rumble and Big Show is not among them.
And that list will likely get pared down to the standard obvious choice after tomorrow night.
Because why would we want to be surprised?

Hate to break this to you, but the Royal Rumble has been predictable 90% of the time. And that's a good thing, because Kofi Kingston or whoever Wreddit wants to win the Rumble this week as a surprise would be terrible booking.
 

klonere

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You wanna know whats really fufcked uip is these sleeping pills are fucknig weird man like right now the text box right here all looks like it has been written on to the ui with pers and tuff like as it was REAL and then it keeps floating into and out of sight.

beyond all that are the tendrills that nostle around when you are tryig to type. like you are typnm in very different places at all times i cant boooooa u with what the shapes constututtiti likek ffuck is all shiny now and nice keep swervging around my keyboard is making suggestions but sometimg the keys are really far awarel. I;m also listening to some very important people music in my headcans and they are vrey good and sort of approporate in the sehse we could recreate what this experiiece with same music but your in such just a good mod that id doesnt matter. it could be any oul work and sure itl be te dogs bollacked i keep heariing phantom conversastion but not sure of source it feels like ligth talk coming frm a group of class councillars and they are all off nattering sizen
things up or osomething i dont know i dont know that crowd. the music changedit occasionalliy to something cool like crushed arms of pure dragon plusin from earh itself


what im trying to say is i dont thiink """"""sleeping" pill are just to send you asleep. This is like a weird mix between LSD MDMA and shrooms, How has our nobal better let this come to be. surely not such fun could be flicked into the mouiths of those who don't knw? good craic to be sure, its not rollin or anything in that the endgame is to have you dead asleep soon soon. The period between ingest and sleep seem to bring on happy fun hallucinatory things is now. Sleepy now

gOD Bye
 
here's my bold prediction : both Big Show and Kane will be the "favorite" according to commentary because of their size, eventhough they've been losing year after year after year
Idk maybe this is Kane's year to win. Taker beats Reigns for the title before Mania.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
Undertaker is winning this year. I am sticking with this prediction.

Also, I need some of that shit that Klonere is on, because that looks like it is a ton of fun.
 
Idk maybe this is Kane's year to win. Taker beats Reigns for the title before Mania.
I'm not going to lie, this is 10/10 booking my friend.

You wanna know whats really fufcked uip is these sleeping pills are fucknig weird man like right now the text box right here all looks like it has been written on to the ui with pers and tuff like as it was REAL and then it keeps floating into and out of sight.

beyond all that are the tendrills that nostle around when you are tryig to type. like you are typnm in very different places at all times i cant boooooa u with what the shapes constututtiti likek ffuck is all shiny now and nice keep swervging around my keyboard is making suggestions but sometimg the keys are really far awarel. I;m also listening to some very important people music in my headcans and they are vrey good and sort of approporate in the sehse we could recreate what this experiiece with same music but your in such just a good mod that id doesnt matter. it could be any oul work and sure itl be te dogs bollacked i keep heariing phantom conversastion but not sure of source it feels like ligth talk coming frm a group of class councillars and they are all off nattering sizen
things up or osomething i dont know i dont know that crowd. the music changedit occasionalliy to something cool like crushed arms of pure dragon plusin from earh itself


what im trying to say is i dont thiink """"""sleeping" pill are just to send you asleep. This is like a weird mix between LSD MDMA and shrooms, How has our nobal better let this come to be. surely not such fun could be flicked into the mouiths of those who don't knw? good craic to be sure, its not rollin or anything in that the endgame is to have you dead asleep soon soon. The period between ingest and sleep seem to bring on happy fun hallucinatory things is now. Sleepy now

gOD Bye

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WWE breaks another poster.
 
You wanna know whats really fufcked uip is these sleeping pills are fucknig weird man like right now the text box right here all looks like it has been written on to the ui with pers and tuff like as it was REAL and then it keeps floating into and out of sight.

beyond all that are the tendrills that nostle around when you are tryig to type. like you are typnm in very different places at all times i cant boooooa u with what the shapes constututtiti likek ffuck is all shiny now and nice keep swervging around my keyboard is making suggestions but sometimg the keys are really far awarel. I;m also listening to some very important people music in my headcans and they are vrey good and sort of approporate in the sehse we could recreate what this experiiece with same music but your in such just a good mod that id doesnt matter. it could be any oul work and sure itl be te dogs bollacked i keep heariing phantom conversastion but not sure of source it feels like ligth talk coming frm a group of class councillars and they are all off nattering sizen
things up or osomething i dont know i dont know that crowd. the music changedit occasionalliy to something cool like crushed arms of pure dragon plusin from earh itself


what im trying to say is i dont thiink """"""sleeping" pill are just to send you asleep. This is like a weird mix between LSD MDMA and shrooms, How has our nobal better let this come to be. surely not such fun could be flicked into the mouiths of those who don't knw? good craic to be sure, its not rollin or anything in that the endgame is to have you dead asleep soon soon. The period between ingest and sleep seem to bring on happy fun hallucinatory things is now. Sleepy now

gOD Bye

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Barrage

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There are only 4 potential winners of this year's Rumble and Big Show is not among them.
And that list will likely get pared down to the standard obvious choice after tomorrow night.
Because why would we want to be surprised?

What magical year is there where there's a ton of viable winners (besides '92)?

Del Rio and Sheamus were surprise winners. How'd that go.
 
Well WrassleGAF my Wife's waters have just broke, and we're all very calm about it. Going to drive up to the Maternity Ward now to get things checked over, but FINALLY... Luchador Jr. is making their debut!
 

DMczaf

Member
Well WrassleGAF my Wife's waters have just broke, and we're all very calm about it. Going to drive up to the Maternity Ward now to get things checked over, but FINALLY... Luchador Jr. is making their debut!

Roll him up quickly. Get your heat back, brother!
 

imBask

Banned
Well WrassleGAF my Wife's waters have just broke, and we're all very calm about it. Going to drive up to the Maternity Ward now to get things checked over, but FINALLY... Luchador Jr. is making their debut!

congrats, but don't forget that at some point in your life, inevitably, he WILL hit you in the back of the head with a chair to claim your title
 

UberTag

Member
Well WrassleGAF my Wife's waters have just broke, and we're all very calm about it. Going to drive up to the Maternity Ward now to get things checked over, but FINALLY... Luchador Jr. is making their debut!
I hope you've picked out suitable entrance music to play in the background during the delivery. And congrats on the little bundle of joy... Capricorns rock.
 

Colocho

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who would you say are those 4? Cena, Sheamus, Brock and ???

I think the only superstars where one wouldn't go "holy shit how is this guy main eventing the biggest Wrestlemania of all time?" (not counting surprise entrants not currently employed by WWE or injured guys) are:

John Cena
Brock Lesnar
Undertaker
Triple H
Daniel Bryan (if he's cleared to wrestle of course)
The Rock
Roman Reigns (if he somehow doesn't have the title by the rumble)

And out of all of those, I'd only expect Cena and Lesnar to actually be in the rumble match itself. So basically 2 guys.
 
Not sure why but I've been thinking a lot about Hogan and his legacy in wrestling (sans recent crap), but I think he may end up not even being a top 10 wrestler. Yes, he pushed the WWE/F a lot and brought it largely into the mainstream, but he's pretty bad. His mic work was good but barely evolved. He was extremely one dimensional in the ring and just got worse and worse as he went on. Probably the best thing he did was the Hollywood heel turn and that wasn't even his idea. And even then he had to make the entire thing about him. I think this all clicked when I was watching his second match with Warrior in WCW. Awfulness aside he just looked terrible and seemed like he wanted nothing to do with trying to make Warrior work.

You look back on guys who were equally as ego driven (Hart, Michales, HHH, Flair, etc) those guys still worked the match. Every Hogan match and runs with him were just always about Hogan.

He should also be kicked out of the Hall of Fame for Wolfpack Hogan. Christ that was fucking awful.

I'm ranting and I think I just loathe Hogan from all aspects of wrestling.
 
Well WrassleGAF my Wife's waters have just broke, and we're all very calm about it. Going to drive up to the Maternity Ward now to get things checked over, but FINALLY... Luchador Jr. is making their debut!

Best wishes Luchador. Time for the little one to leave developmental and head for the main stage.
 

Shadow780

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Real life Brie/Daniel looks like one of those super annoying couples who acts superior around people because they are into all the earthy spiritual hippy organic crap.

/shoot
 
i'm waiting for the Rumble to see if i'll start watching RAW again, if that happens, my question will be answered
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm not going to lie, this is 10/10 booking my friend.



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WWE breaks another poster.
It's perfect because that's exactly what they're thinking lol

Not sure why but I've been thinking a lot about Hogan and his legacy in wrestling (sans recent crap), but I think he may end up not even being a top 10 wrestler. Yes, he pushed the WWE/F a lot and brought it largely into the mainstream, but he's pretty bad. His mic work was good but barely evolved. He was extremely one dimensional in the ring and just got worse and worse as he went on. Probably the best thing he did was the Hollywood heel turn and that wasn't even his idea. And even then he had to make the entire thing about him. I think this all clicked when I was watching his second match with Warrior in WCW. Awfulness aside he just looked terrible and seemed like he wanted nothing to do with trying to make Warrior work.

You look back on guys who were equally as ego driven (Hart, Michales, HHH, Flair, etc) those guys still worked the match. Every Hogan match and runs with him were just always about Hogan.

He should also be kicked out of the Hall of Fame for Wolfpack Hogan. Christ that was fucking awful.

I'm ranting and I think I just loathe Hogan from all aspects of wrestling.
A lot of people think exactly like this.
 

UberTag

Member
I think the only superstars where one wouldn't go "holy shit how is this guy main eventing the biggest Wrestlemania of all time?" (not counting surprise entrants not currently employed by WWE or injured guys) are:

John Cena
Brock Lesnar
Undertaker
Triple H
Daniel Bryan (if he's cleared to wrestle of course)
The Rock
Roman Reigns (if he somehow doesn't have the title by the rumble)

And out of all of those, I'd only expect Cena and Lesnar to actually be in the rumble match itself. So basically 2 guys.
In a perfect world, CM Punk would crash the party as a non-contracted employee, throw everyone out of the ring before Entrant #30 was revealed. Take out that final guy before they even make it down to ringside and the WWE runs a renegade angle to set up a Mania match where he could really "make Roman Reigns look strong".

But that shit ain't happening.
 
In a perfect world, CM Punk would crash the party as a non-contracted employee, throw everyone out of the ring before Entrant #30 was revealed. Take out that final guy before they even make it down to ringside and the WWE runs a renegade angle to set up a Mania match where he could really "make Roman Reigns look strong".

But that shit ain't happening.
The dirty sheets are too strong now. I'm still trying to figure out how Jericho didn't get his return spoiled. Holy crap did they get me.
 
Not sure why but I've been thinking a lot about Hogan and his legacy in wrestling (sans recent crap), but I think he may end up not even being a top 10 wrestler. Yes, he pushed the WWE/F a lot and brought it largely into the mainstream, but he's pretty bad. His mic work was good but barely evolved. He was extremely one dimensional in the ring and just got worse and worse as he went on. Probably the best thing he did was the Hollywood heel turn and that wasn't even his idea. And even then he had to make the entire thing about him. I think this all clicked when I was watching his second match with Warrior in WCW. Awfulness aside he just looked terrible and seemed like he wanted nothing to do with trying to make Warrior work.

You look back on guys who were equally as ego driven (Hart, Michales, HHH, Flair, etc) those guys still worked the match. Every Hogan match and runs with him were just always about Hogan.

He should also be kicked out of the Hall of Fame for Wolfpack Hogan. Christ that was fucking awful.

I'm ranting and I think I just loathe Hogan from all aspects of wrestling.

I'm not letting you besmirch Cholo Hogan.

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Remember the rumours that they were going to make Sister Abigail a real character?

Honestly a near silent, mysterious and violent female that is the true power behind the Wyatts would be cool. But the chances of it ever been executed in the WWE with any sort of competency would be zero. They fail every single women on the roster every single week in the most terrible ways so being able to put forward a nuanced, subtle, powerful female character is so hilariously beyond them I don't even know why I'm posting this?

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sister abigail as a real person is a terrible idea
Even if they played this up as a mystery, I'm sure Sister Abigail would just wind up being Vince again or Hornswoggle in a dress.

Seestra Abigail.


And she does the indy promotion shit of using a photo from their prime years ago even though now they're pretty much a shell, though in this case as a background.
 

Mahonay

Banned
Just remembered how at one time I thought Lana was one of the better valet/managers of all time and it really depresses me.
 

Mahonay

Banned
Listening to the ITR 2015 End of Year special.

One of them described Vader as looking like corned beef stuffed in a singlet that's animated by ghosts.
 
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