Bluekaveli
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Everyone pulling doubles.
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January Wrasslin' |OT| It's a New Year, Yes It Is!
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avengers23
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It should be noted, however, that Big E shares his secret in a violent way.
BoboBrazil
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This could happen too lol I'm just watching for the Samoa Joe Rumble appearance.
The Silver
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Man, even though I agree that what Josh said about social outcasts was fucking stupid and disrespectful I just can't respect the rest of these guys throwing lame ass hissy fits on twitter over it. Hash that shit out backstage man to man.
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Now the social outcasts themselves seem to be reacting to it in character so mostly I'm fine with them.
Goddamn millenials
Now the social outcasts themselves seem to be reacting to it in character so mostly I'm fine with them.
BoboBrazil
Member
Josh is just a douchebag. Truly white Roman Reigns. His chewbacca thing is dumb as shit and he thinks he can build a character around that too.
UberTag
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Here's a tip... there is no reason at all to watch the Royal Rumble.
This just seems to be a giant rib on Daniel Bryan.
"Hey, Bryan... you're cleared. We want you out there in the Rumble."
<troll him while they send out Josh the Tough Enough winner, Tommy Dreamer the Concussion Magnet, The Great Khali who can't even walk and Jimmy Snuka the murderer>
"Whoops, I guess we don't need you anyhow. Oh, by the way, you're not cleared. Maroon saw something on your X-Ray and changed his mind. Go eat some broccoli and post about it on Instagram, you dweeb."
Ninja Scooter
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WTF is this Steph/Vince pulling names segment on RAW? What the fuck is going on?
To increase the odds of suspense and interest.
Or at least, that's what the echo chamber thinks.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Just got to the end of the match in the thread. Hoo boy. I think if this Rumble sucks, we'll actually see people stop getting excited about the Rumble even by the day of it
Bluekaveli
Member
It should be noted, however, that Big E shares his secret in a violent way.
One of my favourite gifs.
Lol at this Josh punk though. He's not even going to make it due to that shit. Punk ass bitch.
Most importantly, Adam Rose calling Heath, Heathy baby, I love it.
Officerrob
Banned
New network, new announcer, yet they continue to do nothing booking wise to get anybody to give a shit about Smackdown
Bluekaveli
Member
That's why two separate titles and the brand split ruled because SD wasn't copy pasta. It was its own thing. They've gotta fix this shit because the big guys aren't going to stand for the terrible ratings.
BoboBrazil
Member
You could say the same about Raw.
I love the idea of bumping last years thread.
Possibly the most salt ever contained in a neogaf thread.
Officerrob
Banned
Occasionally they try and do things on Raw, it's just they they fail most of the time.
BoboBrazil
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Well I guess usually you get the first match of the 50/50 booking in feuds on Raw. You also get to see how they try to make Roman look dominant and see how they can find new wrestlers for Stephanie to exert her power and dominance over.
Bluekaveli
Member
Sexy
sf2fanatic
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That's old school. If Hot Rod could do it, anyone could.
Pretty cool to see wrestlers break kayfabe for R Truth'a birthday. Happy Birthday, Truth.
https://youtu.be/2GJgMQR8I4s
https://youtu.be/2GJgMQR8I4s
Frecklestein
Banned
Momma WrassleGAF, DaddyWrassleGAF, why are the bad guys and the good guys together? I thought my hero Roman Reigns was one vs all? why does he have all these friends and why are the baddies hanging out with him?
sf2fanatic
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Officerrob
Banned
It's depressing looking at everyone who came out, that is one weak as hell roster
Where? Cody is in the background, too. I haven't seen him in a minute.
Bluekaveli
Member
They should have Mick come and do the 4 faces of Foley for the rumble
What? Son, you're seeing things. Go to bed.
Many events will be pointed to as Reigns taking over the top guy mantle, but him MC-ing a post-taping birthday celebration definitively shows he has taken over for Cena.
Lana was really getting in to that. Rusev needs to watch his back. R-Truth has pretended to be Ziggler before and he'll do it again if given the opportunity.
Lana was really getting in to that. Rusev needs to watch his back. R-Truth has pretended to be Ziggler before and he'll do it again if given the opportunity.
R Truth is old as fuck and he actually has gotten younger looking in recent years. Dude is gonna be the next Kane in terms of lasting power.
UberTag
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Bumping last year's thread and simply striking through the year and replacing it with 2016 is, by far, the best idea.
This year's Rumble doesn't deserve its own thread.
sf2fanatic
Member
I thought I saw him.
Just a jobber almost looked like him. 
Perspicacity
Banned
If you truly think Roman is winning then I am interested in making a high stakes bet with you. Please note that as an Observer subscriber I am much better informed than you and know he isn't winning.
Ninja Scooter
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UberTag
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As dim as they are, they have at least picked up on this little detail.
Here's a better written segment for Raw's lottery pull:
Vince: "tonight, we're announcing who will be the first entrant into the ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!"
Steph: "you tell em, daddy, yay!" *Claps
Vince: "We have this wheel here, now let's just...uh...get the hell out my way, you stupid wheel!" *Kicks wheel over
*Steph looks aghast
Vince: "The number 1 entrant is ROMAN REIGNS! Because of course he is. We make the rules. No one else. He's got no chance. IN. HELL!!!!!!"
]] Scene [[
Gets to the point, both in character, everyone moves on with their lives because we got the obvious out of the way in 30 seconds.
Vince: "tonight, we're announcing who will be the first entrant into the ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!"
Steph: "you tell em, daddy, yay!" *Claps
Vince: "We have this wheel here, now let's just...uh...get the hell out my way, you stupid wheel!" *Kicks wheel over
*Steph looks aghast
Vince: "The number 1 entrant is ROMAN REIGNS! Because of course he is. We make the rules. No one else. He's got no chance. IN. HELL!!!!!!"
]] Scene [[
Gets to the point, both in character, everyone moves on with their lives because we got the obvious out of the way in 30 seconds.
Frecklestein
Banned
Now who will complain about WWE games?! WHO?!
Bluekaveli
Member
He'll be back in time to do so
Ninja Scooter
Member
lmao Bobo went out like Curtis Axel
Bluekaveli
Member
Pm them and let them know
Frecklestein
Banned
Sadly, not all of us can go out like a Shane Douglas.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Buff is the model. All these years later and he still has his health, his good looks, and a wife with a shoot job. Buff made it out.
Bluekaveli
Member
Going out in burials? Sorry, you said Shane. Not Dean.
To be fair, suggesting the bump was the by far better joke than actually doing it. Went from snarky to bitter.
avengers23
Banned
Good stuff, and I was linked to Nakamura vs. Zack Sabre Jr. at RevPro from this video, so it's just an overall winner: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q32CmYvWkD8
only if Slater's future visions are SBTB canon
Holy crap...he became Goldust. Is Saved By The Bell kayfabe?
PHOENIXZERO
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I would've made him number two just to troll people for a second into believing it was legit.
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