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January Wrasslin' |OT| The Assassination of Daniel Bryan by the Coward Vince McMahon

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Vylash

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And I'd like to think that maybe this thread would be better after Net_Wrecker is dead, but it's just gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter or his doofus son in law, or the rest of his stupid family!
 
UberTag

UberTag

Member
Since debuting his current character on ECW back in May 2009, Ryder has appeared in 3 Royal Rumble matches and been involved in a high-profile injury angle with John Cena & Kane.
What are the odds this year he doesn't even make the cut as one of the Rumble matches 30 entrants?
 
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Net_Wrecker

Member
CureVylash said:
And I'd like to think that maybe this thread would be better after Net_Wrecker is dead, but it's just gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter or his doofus son in law, or the rest of his stupid family!
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Bruh, take your shooting, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and, y'know...like....save it for another time or something.

I'm not the Vince of this thread. That goof is in prison right now.
 
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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I think Portia Perez is the one for me. She likes dogs. I like dogs. She's Canadian. I like Owen Hart. She likes dogs. I like dogs. She likes Muppets. I like Muppets. and she hates people. And I hate people!
 
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British Monsoon

Member
Mr. Nobody said:
what's a portia perez?
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This is a Portia Perez;

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAwG6g6fNqA
 
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charsace

Member
Rhaknar said:
Thank you so much, and good lord at that crowd. I loved the slow hand raises into faster hand raises, he was totally working that crowd (in a good way).

As everyone already said, what a waste of a possible good angle tho, this kinda smells like a panic reset on the whole thing, which would mean they realized they should push Bryan while he's so hot... But probably not >_>
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Most likely they planned on keeping him on the mid card when he should be pushing to be the face of the company. I doubt this change would come if Bryan wasn't getting media play. Face Bryan vs heel Cena would be huge. That is the angle the WWE should have set up when Cena returned. Have Cena be unified corporate champ going into mania vs Bryan.
 
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Pavaloo

Member
I liked Raw this week! I know I say that a lot, but this one was particularly smooth!

Now I wonder if Roman will get in shit for booting CM Punk's face so hard lol
 
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Pristine_Condition

Member
Mr. Nobody said:
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I'm in lurve[/QUOTE]

As someone who used to love her too, I'd hold off on saving up the two months' salary for the engagement ring until you see her throw that shitty superkick of hers a few times.

It's a total relationship breaker. I mean more annoying than leaving loads of hair in every drain while pretending to be annoyed about the toilet seat remaining up whenever you casually mention what a plumber costs.
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A Pretty Panda

fuckin' called it, man
I saw the end of Raw and now I'm interested. But then I heard Kofi beat Orton clean now I'm losing interest.

What has Lesnar been doing aside from tribal screams?
 
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G-Fex

Member
Pristine_Condition said:
As someone who used to love her too, I'd hold off on saving up the two months' salary for the engagement ring until you see her throw that shitty superkick of hers a few times.

It's a total relationship breaker. I mean more annoying than leaving loads of hair in every drain while pretending to be annoyed about the toilet seat remaining up whenever you casually mention what a plumber costs.
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it can't be THAT bad....
 
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KissVibes

Banned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFwsVXtBQBc

A reminder that 2013 was the year of The Usos. Who fucking knew The Usos' would've had such a fantastic match and continue to deliver in a big way over the entire year? And with 2014 being all about TAG TEAMS, PLAYA! I expect them to do a lot of great things this year. PTP too, to a lesser degree.

MitB was a big night. Great PPV.
 
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British Monsoon

Member
Mr. Nobody said:
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I'm in lurve
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I thought you might like her. Here, have some photos;

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Pristine_Condition said:
As someone who used to love her too, I'd hold off on saving up the two months' salary for the engagement ring until you see her throw that shitty superkick of hers a few times.

It's a total relationship breaker
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She wouldn't be able cut it as a member of The Young Bucks, that's for sure. Although, I think we all know that Nicole Matthews is actually the better wrestler of the two Canadian Ninjas, right?
 
D

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Pristine_Condition said:
As someone who used to love her too, I'd hold off on saving up the two months' salary for the engagement ring until you see her throw that shitty superkick of hers a few times.

It's a total relationship breaker. I mean more annoying than leaving loads of hair in every drain while pretending to be annoyed about the toilet seat remaining up whenever you casually mention what a plumber costs.
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Shitty superkicks are on purpose. Ultimate heel move.

She's also probably making fun of the Young Bucks.
 
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Aiii

So not worth it
A Pretty Panda said:
I saw the end of Raw and now I'm interested. But then I heard Kofi beat Orton clean now I'm losing interest.
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Don't worry, it wasn't for Kofi, it was to give Orton a reason to attack JOHN CENA'S FATHER and add interest to a boring ass feud.

Miz's Father > Eva Marie's Father >>>>>> Cena's Father.
 
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Pristine_Condition

Member
Bootaaay said:
She wouldn't be able cut it as a member of The Young Bucks, that's for sure. Although, I think we all know that Nicole Matthews is actually the better wrestler of the two Canadian Ninjas, right?
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Portia wins on promos and charisma. But Nicole is way smoother in the ring for sure.

...

The bad superkick is NOT a heel move, Dragon.

She was a total babyface for a solid year here in Austin with Anarchy, (yeah. I know how bizarre that sounds) and if anything, the super kicks got WORSE. And I'm not talking about trying to hit chin music on tall guys...I'm talking about hitting crooked-legged, mid-body shots against downright diminutive girls like Angel Blue, Athena, or even tiny Jessica James.

Don't getting me wrong. I'm a fan. But I cannot fathom why that move remains in her arsenal, much less as a finisher, when she just can't do it well.

And...

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Rafa=FedKilla

Banned
Lin Siniang said:
PUT EMMA ON RAW

If you dumb her down and make her serious I will die. Where is Big E's five count?! WHERE?!
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He stole that from DBrine so he cant use it.





It's a good thing to stagger Emma and Paige's debuts. Paige is really going to overshadow people when she debuts. They both gonna be stars.
 
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Forkball

Member
Who wants to bet this was just a major panic move after the YES chant got on ESPN?

Also Kofi isn't getting a push as long as he has those zebra pants. UNLESS...

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Serpentine

Banned
UberTag said:
Dr. Shelby needs to get involved in this angle in a not-so-obvious way.
Perhaps he can release an unflattering psychological assessment of Brad Maddox that gets him removed from power.

Also, I just watched this Dr. Shelby clip from 16 months ago for the first time.
How am I just seeing this now? Damned hilarious.
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holy shit, that was NOT the direction i thought that was gonna go, lmfao
Dragonzord said:
You think like Kofi just walks up to Punk when he's trying to read or something and just goes 'ya knowwwwww... i think i'd be pretty good in the main event.' punk ignores, but he keeps going, 'i got a bunch of ideas that could be pretty cool...'

then finally it's a'Fine, Kofi! Tell me your great ideas!'
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CureVylash said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhaWQDBUMm4

I'M ALL OVER DAT ASS LIKE WHITE ON RICE
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holy shit, wtf is this. this is not fit for a main event playa
 
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Xater

Member
Big surprise, I fell asleep during the Cena match.

Well no matter the reason at least we got face Bryan back.

BTW around 12 seconds into the Brodus clip it looks like he is crying. Someone please gif that.
 
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JesseEwiak

Member
I know Perez and some other indy women wrestlers used to have Amazon wish lists. Which I totally salute them for. God bless 'em for getting something out of having to spend hours around awkward pudgy guys in black t shirt who are undressing every girl on the roster with their eyes during a match.
 
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Lambda Pie

Banned
wait, Bryan turned face again?

lol.

"but the burial" said the marks.

edit: and NAO gonna feud with Punk? jesus, you old farts, it ain't 1999.
 
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Serpentine

Banned
Xater said:
Big surprise, I fell asleep during the Cena match.

Well no matter the reason at least we got face Bryan back.

BTW around 12 seconds into the Brodus clip it looks like he is crying. Someone please gif that.
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the Cena match wasn't too bad, tbh. Cena works pretty okay with midcarders. i bet he could have decent 8 minute matches with Heath Slater and Curtis Axel
 
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KissVibes

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