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[DMczaf]

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I'm in

 

[Cagey]

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David Otunga, Esq. is out for revenge. Let's do it.

 

[Kaladin]

Why would they? I want people to see what I watch so they can experience the pain/joy/who the fucked booked this feelings that I feel.

I would think more people would find your reviews as the shows become more readily available for the WWE Universe at large to watch. People go searching for guides to the content their watching and find Strobogo's reviews.....thus your stock goes up.

 

[somedevil]

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I'm in

 

[kiguel182]

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Is there an entry fee? If not I'm in.

Man, Raw's ending gave me goosebumps.

Great execution and Bryan had them eating out of his hand. Imagine that at Wrestlemania with 80 thousand people screaming in unison closing the PPV. It has so much potential. Hopefully they don't drop the ball with this.

 

[serenewarfare]

the problem is that AJ has no credible title challengers at the moment, and it's not even because she's soooo amazing in the ring or anything; the Divas division is just a joke

The Bellas (Brie specifically) are probably the closest now that Kaitlyn's gone, but that's still kind of a stretch

Natalya has a tendency to botch her chances to look good against AJ

the Funkadactyls are basically Summer Rae status - their most important contribution is to dance around with male superstars

Tamina could possibly work, but she's being booked basically as AJ's enforcer and there's no good reason she would turn

Alicia Fox has looked impressively aggressive in the last couple matches I've seen her in, but that's about it

They've given Aksana a couple wins lately, but I couldn't for the life of me tell you anything about her in-ring performance

Many of the NXT Divas are miles better than those on the roster, both in terms of character and in-ring ability. And, while I love Fandango, Summer Rae needs to get a solo run. Her work in NXT is great.

 

[Snaku]

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I'm in.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Is there an entry fee? If not I'm in.

You seem new here, just PayPal me 50 bucks and I'll put in a good word for you with the boys.

Don't forget to shake DM's hand, and tell him that Joker Sting is you favorite wrestler.

 

[krae_man]

Sign me up for the 2014 GAF Royal Rumble!

Knowing my luck, my number will be Zack Ryder.

 

[strobogo]

I would think more people would find your reviews as the shows become more readily available for the WWE Universe at large to watch. People go searching for guides to the content their watching and find Strobogo's reviews.....thus your stock goes up.

If only I had stock. Sunny pays me in whiskey bottle caps.

 

[BronsonLee]

Oh ya in case it wasn't obvious, I want in the Rumble too

BET ON LEE

 

[krae_man]

When did Batista become a skinny hipster?

 

[Serpentine]

I was thinking about making my avatar Portia and seeing how many marks I can work into PMing me thinking it's 'real pic January' or something.

please do this

They've given Aksana a couple wins lately, but I couldn't for the life of me tell you anything about her in-ring performance

she used to be Rosa Mendes-level bad, but now she's just normal bad

 

[Bowser]

I'm in for this Rumble avatar thing!

...what is this Rumble avatar thing?

 

[gurudyne]

I'm in for this Rumble avatar thing!

...what is this Rumble avatar thing?

You may have missed the boat on that. This is the Rumble lottery thing.

Rumble avatar thing is you pick a wrestler and we enter him/her in a 40 man WWE2k14 Royal Rumble match. Every entrant changes their avatar to the winner of the Rumble match for the month. All 40 spots are taken, but you can still enter so long as you choose a wrestler that's already in the Rumble.

 

[Serpentine]

When did Batista become a skinny hipster?

i dunno, it's a bit troubling though

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I can't wait for Hiptista to debut!

 

[Bowser]

You may have missed the boat on that. This is the Rumble lottery thing.

I'm in for this thing too then!

What is this thing?

 

[UberTag]

If we can't get a heel Brotista back, I'd be happy with a skinny hipster gimmick.
Would certainly be an improvement over the pedestrian return to mid-2000s face form we're all expecting.

Also, he must possess Anti-Duct Tape superpowers.
He'll wear glasses in the ring when he wrestles and when Cena duct tapes him to a ring post, he will turn the glasses into a modular pair of scissors that he will use to free himself.

post here so my inbox doesnt fill up

I'm in for this.

 

[kiguel182]

You seem new here, just PayPal me 50 bucks and I'll put in a good word for you with the boys.

Don't forget to shake DM's hand, and tell him that Joker Sting is you favorite wrestler.

I clearly have a lot to learn lol

 

[BronsonLee]

I clearly have a lot to learn lol

First rule of WrassleGAF: You're either ##TeamOkada or you're backing the wrong thoroughbred

Second rule: DAMMIT BIONIC-ARRRMMM

 

[gurudyne]

I'm in for this thing too then!

What is this thing?

You say you're in, then he Random Number Gods assign you a number. If your number matches whoever wins at the Royal Rumble (number 1 = first entrant in the Rumble, 30 = last entrant), you win!

 

[Bowser]

You say you're in, then he Random Number Gods assign you a number. If your number matches whoever wins at the Royal Rumble (number 1 = first entrant in the Rumble, 30 = last entrant), you win!

Woo sweet I'm in!

 

[strobogo]

Batista should have a weekly laugh at Zack Ryder segment.

 

[Plywood]

Wait a minute, what happens in a Rumble lottery again?

Everyone wears the same avatar or something, madness I tell you.

edit: Might be mistaking it for something else.

 

[UberTag]

Batista should have a weekly laugh at Zack Ryder segment.

Even Zack would be all for that because at least he'd be getting TV time instead of standing forlornly in a backstage entrance aisle.

 

[Guzim]

I am entering the WrassleGAF Rumble. Can I have whatever number Bryan is?

 

[Perspicacity]

Sign me up for the 2014 GAF Royal Rumble!

Knowing my luck, my number will be Zack Ryder.

No no. You'll actually be in this year's Rumble, not watching it from a doorway behind production.

 

[kiguel182]

You say you're in, then he Random Number Gods assign you a number. If your number matches whoever wins at the Royal Rumble (number 1 = first entrant in the Rumble, 30 = last entrant), you win!

At least if I win and Bryan doesn't I'll have a consolation prize.

 

[UberTag]

I am entering the WrassleGAF Rumble. Can I have whatever number Bryan is?

Bryan's not in this year's Rumble match. He'll be wrestling Bray Wyatt instead. They'll probably kick off the pay-per-view like they have the past two RAWs.

 

[Bowser]

Bryan's not in this year's Rumble match. He'll be wrestling Bray Wyatt instead. They'll probably kick off the pay-per-view like they have the past two RAWs.

lol you know MAH BOI D.BRINE is pullin' double duty at the Rumble.

 

[DMczaf]

I hear we have a new guy, and he did not shake my hand.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

If we can't get a heel Brotista back, I'd be happy with a skinny hipster gimmick.
Would certainly be an improvement over the pedestrian return to mid-2000s face form we're all expecting.

Also, he must possess Anti-Duct Tape superpowers.
He'll wear glasses in the ring when he wrestles and when Cena duct tapes him to a ring post, he will turn the glasses into a modular pair of scissors that he will use to free himself.


I'm in for this.

Bautista all backstage all cutting Brandon Stroud-esque feminist promos about the way the WWE Divas are being exploited by privileged males in a thinly-veiled beta attempt to get same WWE Divas to blow him.

 

[Giard]

I'm not much of a gambling man, but sign me up for Rumble Lotteryyy Babayy!

edit:

lol love this guy!

EAT
TWEET
DELETE
REPEAT

I'm in for the lottery too, if lurkers are accepted.

 

[Bowser]

I hear we have a new guy, and he did not shake my hand.

 

[krae_man]

i dunno, it's a bit troubling though

At least he still looks jacked in that pic.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

At least he still looks jacked in that pic.

[Decided to edit that joke.]

Never mind.

 

[somedevil]

WWE Viewership:

hour 1: 4.399
hour 2: 4.598
hour 3: 4.214

Avg: 4.403

Down slighty but the usual audience for Raw post football.

 

[Kacho]

i dunno, it's a bit troubling though

He looks like an old granny.

 

[kiguel182]

I hear we have a new guy, and he did not shake my hand.

 

[DMczaf]

Good man. You get the arm raise rub!

 

[Snaku]

So, i guess im doing the Royal Rumble OT too. Should i do that like a week before or what? Also, need a title!

The ladies get wet when it Reigns.

There ya go.

 

[Verendus]

He looks like an old granny.

He is an old granny.

Oh snap, didn't see that one coming, didya? I be spittin' dat hot lead fire, leaving ashes in my wake. Bitches leave.

 

[DMczaf]

2014 WWE Royal Rumble |OT| When chairs squeak, of Reigns they speak.

 

[Aiii]

Look at that dead crowd. Nobody gives a shit about AJ other than Internet dwellers who like petite "nerdy" girls.

Yep, they were apparently all in that crowd chanting her name last night.

 

[Data West]

RR OT should be to watch RR 93 instead.

Need I say more?

 

[strobogo]

He is an old granny.

Oh snap, didn't see that one coming, didya? I be spittin' dat hot lead fire, leaving ashes in my wake. Bitches leave.

Old grampy. Batista is a grandfather.

 

[Verendus]

Last minute swerve.

I can see Wrestlemania's ending already. Big Dave, after vanquishing the beast Lesnar, hoists his newly won WWE World Heavyweight Championship along with his grandchild on his shoulders.

 

[DMczaf]

Listening to Meltzer, they already promised Batista the title at WM? goddam, they acting like Batista was a Austin/Rock mega star or something. Are they that desperate?

 

[Verendus]

I think it's highly likely he's winning the Royal Rumble with all the emphasis in his promos, which naturally means he's probably going to win the title. I just hope he's facing Lesnar and not Orton. You may as well tell him to stay retired if they put him in there with Orton since it willl just kill his return.

Having said that, there could always be a swerve we don't see coming.

Like The Rock returning. Out of nowhere King!

Thrice in a Lifetime! Who woulda thunk it?!