Tawney Bomb
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January Wrasslin' |OT| The Assassination of Daniel Bryan by the Coward Vince McMahon
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Reneledarker
Banned
Who is booking this?
Someone trying to copy Vince Russo. Also, I smell career on the line match.
edit: Sting its time do your wrestlemania match, get your hall of fame ring and let the fans have a dvd of your career.
BoboBrazil
Member
The agents still can't put a match together at all in TNA. They have no idea how to build a match and it shows.
People love a trainwreck. This show has been a mess. Can't believe it.
Huge ratings pop incoming!
The_Joker1721
Member
Man this episode was pretty bad. At least it seems like next week should be a lot better.
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
preshow tier
TNA's active roster when Sting leaves:
Aries
Roode
Brooke T.
Bully Ray
Sabin
Daniels
Eric Young
EC3
Gail Kim
Gunner
Hernandez
Storm
Jessie Godderz
J. Park
Kaz
Kenny King
Angle
Lai'D Tapa
Madison
Magnus
Manik
Anderson
ODB
Robbie E
Joe
Samuel Shaw
Velvet Sky
Zima
Eddie Edwards
Davey Richards
Aries
Roode
Brooke T.
Bully Ray
Sabin
Daniels
Eric Young
EC3
Gail Kim
Gunner
Hernandez
Storm
Jessie Godderz
J. Park
Kaz
Kenny King
Angle
Lai'D Tapa
Madison
Magnus
Manik
Anderson
ODB
Robbie E
Joe
Samuel Shaw
Velvet Sky
Zima
Eddie Edwards
Davey Richards
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
legitshook.com
Loser Leaves Town Hype 1985
Jerry Lawler is Drunk
Dave Brown informs us that King has missed a few booked dates, which was highly unusual for him. Lance Russell was sent to King's house to talk to him. Lance finds beer cans and then finds King nearly passed out drunk on the ground. King had never had a drink until 3 days ago. He's quit. He's not wrestling anymore! All because of Bill Dundee. Lance tries to talk him out of it. The camera is cut, but the audio isn't. Dundee comes out in the studio and brags about it.
The Hawaiian Flash
Dave Brown talks with Tojo and his new partner, the Hawaiian Flash. Flash's voice sounds familiar, but I can't place it. He explains they lost their match because a custodian slammed a door on Tojo's toe. They ask for Dundee to come out about a title match. "I never thought much of this little slant eyed, though." The Flash will trade a tag title match for a title shot against Dundee. Later, we see the Flash and Tojo wrestle in a match. Jerry Jarrett is out on commentary. Jerry was the Flash earlier, but Flash is now undoubtedly Jerry Lawler. Dundee dives over the announce table at Jarrett and a brawl erupts. The Sheepherders and the Fabulous Ones were involved.
Burning Heart
Montage of King. Featured a good deal of 70s stuff, which was looked to be Super 8 footage. Also, a lot of the same clips from the 1983 hype videos, including beating up Hulk HOKAN. It's almost exclusively filled with AWA/WWF/NWA guys. Bundy, Rude, Jimmy Hart, Hogan, Bock, Road Warriors, Macho Man, and a few others. We're shown Lance hyping a Jerry Lawler home video. $29.95 (plus $5.95 for shipping and handling) in 1985 dollars. King is almost as hairy as Dutch. King won the match and Dundee bitched and moaned for a rematch. King decided that another loser leaves town match would be great. Also, Dundee's and his wife's hair are on the line. A few years ago, they had this same stipulation and King won that match.
Wild Boys
A Dundee montage. It featured some clips of Dundee vs Bock, which I would like to see. Dundee talked with Lance after the video. Dundee's wife also sent in a video. She had to have been a wrestler, because she's a good promo. She wouldn't agree to the match if she didn't think her husband wasn't going to win the match.
Only about a half hour, so it wasn't that hard to sit through. More enjoyable than the set put together for the 1983 match, at least.
Loser Leaves Town Hype 1985
Jerry Lawler is Drunk
Dave Brown informs us that King has missed a few booked dates, which was highly unusual for him. Lance Russell was sent to King's house to talk to him. Lance finds beer cans and then finds King nearly passed out drunk on the ground. King had never had a drink until 3 days ago. He's quit. He's not wrestling anymore! All because of Bill Dundee. Lance tries to talk him out of it. The camera is cut, but the audio isn't. Dundee comes out in the studio and brags about it.
The Hawaiian Flash
Dave Brown talks with Tojo and his new partner, the Hawaiian Flash. Flash's voice sounds familiar, but I can't place it. He explains they lost their match because a custodian slammed a door on Tojo's toe. They ask for Dundee to come out about a title match. "I never thought much of this little slant eyed, though." The Flash will trade a tag title match for a title shot against Dundee. Later, we see the Flash and Tojo wrestle in a match. Jerry Jarrett is out on commentary. Jerry was the Flash earlier, but Flash is now undoubtedly Jerry Lawler. Dundee dives over the announce table at Jarrett and a brawl erupts. The Sheepherders and the Fabulous Ones were involved.
Burning Heart
Montage of King. Featured a good deal of 70s stuff, which was looked to be Super 8 footage. Also, a lot of the same clips from the 1983 hype videos, including beating up Hulk HOKAN. It's almost exclusively filled with AWA/WWF/NWA guys. Bundy, Rude, Jimmy Hart, Hogan, Bock, Road Warriors, Macho Man, and a few others. We're shown Lance hyping a Jerry Lawler home video. $29.95 (plus $5.95 for shipping and handling) in 1985 dollars. King is almost as hairy as Dutch. King won the match and Dundee bitched and moaned for a rematch. King decided that another loser leaves town match would be great. Also, Dundee's and his wife's hair are on the line. A few years ago, they had this same stipulation and King won that match.
Wild Boys
A Dundee montage. It featured some clips of Dundee vs Bock, which I would like to see. Dundee talked with Lance after the video. Dundee's wife also sent in a video. She had to have been a wrestler, because she's a good promo. She wouldn't agree to the match if she didn't think her husband wasn't going to win the match.
Only about a half hour, so it wasn't that hard to sit through. More enjoyable than the set put together for the 1983 match, at least.
BoboBrazil
Member
Yep, TNA won't pay his enormous contract and Sting doesn't give a shit about TNA unless he gets paid, so he's gone. Guy is in horrible shape though and there is no way he can get in decent shape by Mania. He needs a good 6 months atleast unless he wants to put on the worst Undertaker match since him and Kane vs Kronik. He also needs hair plugs, because that bald spot is horrible.
That's would be fun. Maybe.
Fuck hair plugs. He should cut it shorter, though. He's a middle aged man, it's completely acceptable for him to be bald. He doesn't need to hide it. Neither does HBK. Let it go. Undertaker let it go. Jake let it go.
Seeing Jake Roberts on Raw really got to me, and after debating myself for a year now I finally decided to order DDP Yoga. I've been overweight practically my entire life, and at 29 years old I shouldn't feel like a 40 year old. I would like to know what it's like to feel good again. It's gonna be hard changing my diet, and finding time to do the work outs in-between working 50+ hours a week while going to school full time, but this needs to happen.
BoboBrazil
Member
Taping tonight. Results should be up in a couple of hours somewhere.
SSo not only was this the pre-show... but the actual show will be pre-taped... hence ruining the aura of being live
D
Deleted member 8095
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I just started it this week! I'm 31, fat and way out of shape. The second workout left me gassed but I already feel better. I've also changed my diet big time. We should keep each other updated on our progress. Maybe some others would want to join in? I'm looking to lose about 75lbs by August 1st.
bean breath
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BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
She never saw WCW Bret Hart. I didn't allow her to see WCW Bret Hart.
She's still alive.
She still has not seen WCW Bret Hart.
Tell her Bret went back to Canada with Stu Hart and they run a bakery
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
people cheer for that doofus daniel bryan who lost twice in a fucking night.
Let Sting have his shot.
bean breath
Member
What if you're Grandad was actually Lou Thesz and you never realized it.