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[Spider from Mars]

I decided to watch Raw instead of writing my papers and now I am tired and upset that I watched a main event consisting of Kofi Kingston wrestling Leather man while John Cena ran to the arena 3 hours late in his wrestling gear and interrupted the match, did some slap fighting with Orton before letting him run away and steal a car and then spent the last 5 minutes of the go home show slapping hands with little kids and looking confused. I need to beat someone up, which one of you wants to get their wig split?

 

[DiscoJon]

Just started RAW. Batista's hipster jeans... WTF

 

[Toki767]

Oh the Outlaws vs Cody/Goldust match is on the pre-show? Probably safe to say that'll be a throwaway match.

 

[Data West]

So I see they're ruining Brock's big match feel, unstoppable monster image by letting him get beat up by Big Show. Gotta fucking protect Big Fat Slob.

 

[Spider from Mars]

So I see they're ruining Brock's big match feel, unstoppable monster image by letting him get beat up by Big Show. Gotta fucking protect Big Fat Slob.

Baby New Year is eternal. Brock is but a mortal man.

Spoiler

this gif was sponsored by the friends of Midnight Wrasslegaf

 

[DMczaf]

Guys, I just got home. How awesome was the go home show??

 

[Net_Wrecker]

So I see they're ruining Brock's big match feel, unstoppable monster image by letting him get beat up by Big Show. Gotta fucking protect Big Fat Slob.

Makes me sick. There isn't a single thing I like that they don't ruin.

 

[Plywood]

Guys, I just got home. How awesome was the go home show??

Thread was good, show was eh.

 

[DMczaf]

Wait, Bryan got jobber entranced?


...Bryan isn't in the Rumble?


....all the black wrestlers lost on the MLK Jr Edition of Raw?


...Batista is a boring ass face?


...Cena.

 

[Kaladin]

Tonight pretty much seals it. Once the Network launches, I won't be watching live anymore. Give me the entire 3 hour Raw the same week it airs and I'll be fine. I fall asleep on the show every time I try to watch it live.

 

[Killing_Joke]

I don't think i want to order the rumble anymore wow. So boring and Batistas return was as bad as Christians ecw return. Crowd wasnt hot and looks old as fuck. lol

Really really don't want to pay to watch Cena and Batista win.

 

[Aiii]

http://vimeo.com/84651032

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Luckily when WWE network launches, you guys already paid for the PPV, so they can be as lazy and horrible as possible. ;P

 

[WhoaIsThatMars]

The Ramp/Loading Dock Cam. 2014 looks promising...

 

[Vylash]

Guys, I just got home. How awesome was the go home show??

 

[Kaladin]

Luckily when WWE network launches, you guys already paid for the PPV, so they can be as lazy and horrible as possible. ;P

But more eyes are watching than ever....that kind of stuff don't fly in the new era.

 

[G-Fex]

best part of Raw

 

[Man God]

Show some decorum!

If you were expecting a good go home to the main event feud...well, I have some bad news for you.

(Rest of the show was fine.)

 

[somedevil]

Wait, Bryan got jobber entranced?


...Bryan isn't in the Rumble?


....all the black wrestlers lost on the MLK Jr Edition of Raw?


...Batista is a boring ass face?


...Cena.
]

He most likely got that entrance because the Batista segment ran long. Also doesn't matter still got a louder pop then Batista. Also, Bryan might still be in the rumble 10 openings remain.

Also, Naomi won.

 

[DMczaf]

Also, Brock made to look like trash AGAIN?

Also, Naomi won.

 

[G-Fex]

http://vimeo.com/84651032

I still love you AJ.

Aiii can I hug you and pretend you're AJ?

 

[Man God]

Also, Brock made to look like trash AGAIN?

Look JBL, Brock may be a beast but he's not going against a normal man, he's facing the 500 lb. Giant, etc, etc.

 

[G-Fex]

I WANT THESE SHIRTS!

 

[Vylash]

http://vimeo.com/84651032

Poor thing

 

[Valravn]

You know what will be awesome?

At the royal rumble:

5 4 3 2 1 *buzzer*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydgsHi18FlE

http://vimeo.com/84651032

I saw some corpsing!

 

[Man God]

Most people would wonder why Mick Foley didn't hobble down to the ring...

 

[G-Fex]

You know what will be awesome?

At the royal rumble:

5 4 3 2 1 *buzzer*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydgsHi18FlE

Scott will be here. Nash said so

 

[Man God]

Scott will be here. Nash said so

Ohohohohohohoho.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Brian Gewirtz ---Creative Consultant
David Kapoor ----Head writer for Raw
Ed Koskey ----Head writer for SmackDown
Eric Pankowski ----Senior Vice President, Creative & Development
Kevin Eck ----Creative Writer
Pierre Clemont ----Creative consultant
Tom Cassielo ----Assistant writer

I will let Lex express my emotions on these fine gentlemen for me.

 

[Alucard]

Brian Gewirtz ---Creative Consultant
David Kapoor ----Head writer for Raw
Ed Koskey ----Head writer for SmackDown
Eric Pankowski ----Senior Vice President, Creative & Development
Kevin Eck ----Creative Writer
Pierre Clemont ----Creative consultant
Tom Cassielo ----Assistant writer

I will let Lex express my emotions on these fine gentlemen for me.

Flexy Lexy.

Do you know Kapoor from something else or something?

 

[Edgeward]

Outside of the need to feature the Ascension, NXT is a way better booked show.

 

[UberTag]

Makes me sick. There isn't a single thing I like that they don't ruin.

Do you like Renee? They have yet to ruin Renee. Apart from making her Mae Young's long lost granddaughter because Paquette isn't commercial enough.

 

[Kaladin]

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Sylvester Stallone was on Raw? What the... He even stole Cena's finisher

 

[Spider from Mars]

Do you know Kapoor from something else or something?

I know him as Ranjin Singh. First he plagues my TV with Inspector Khali and now he ruins Raw.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[G-Fex]

no deal DM, it's all about Naomi now.

 

[UberTag]

Do you know Kapoor from something else or something?

I respected Kapoor more when he was The Great Khali's translator.

 

[DMczaf]

no deal DM, it's all about Naomi now.

Kaitlyn also posted this

 

[Vylash]

You know what will be awesome?

At the royal rumble:

5 4 3 2 1 *buzzer*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tVoJtbpu0g

Fixed

 

[G-Fex]

Shower time is when women strike the most.

It's reverse-psycho

 

[Serpentine]

Fixed

more like,
5
4
3
2
1!
*buzzer*
I'LL SHOW YOU, YOU'LL SEE

 

[UberTag]

After the 30th Rumble entrant comes out and the ring gets down to 2 guys, I hope Cena just RoboCop runs out with his garish neon green gear, AAs both guys over the top rope simultaneously and declares himself the winner despite not having been legitimately booked for the match.

He can then high five a bunch of fans at ringside and do his insufferable "gee golly whiz" schtick and say, "I'm going to WrestleMania! And I'm gonna fight Orton yet again!"

 

[G-Fex]

did anyone make a gif of cena running down ?

 

[Vylash]

Can someone rumble-fy my avatar?

 

[sf2fanatic]

no deal DM, it's all about Naomi now.

I'll take them both. Triple threat!!!

 

[G-Fex]

I'll take them both. Triple threat!!!

Who do you think you are? Tommy Dreamer?

 

[DMczaf]

I'll take them both

You're not hardcore.

 

[MC Safety]

Come on. You know Zack Ryder would have shown up to AJ's party if he knew they'd be serving cake.

 

[sf2fanatic]

DM and G, get the tables!!!! Dudley bomb on them....


Ohhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!