January Wrasslin' |OT| The Assassination of Daniel Bryan by the Coward Vince McMahon
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That's SO mean :'(
British Monsoon
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Deleted member 47027
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Yeah. Once WWF realizes what it is, it turns into a truly magical beast.
Nocturnowl
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Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
You're all just beta testers for the EU.
EU is just beta...period!
British Monsoon
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*better.
SNME XX looks solid. Hogan vs Bad News, DiBiase vs Blue Blazer, Brainbusters vs Rockers. Although the next one has Hogan vs Boss Man in a cage and Brainbusters vs Demolition.
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You guys say it "beet-a" which is the funniest fucking shit. I laughed "like a drain" as you people say the first time I heard my "mate" from "old blighty" say that.
That sounds like a description of playing Wrestlefest in the arcade. Could you imagine how awesome Wrestlefest would have been with a bigger roster? God DAMN I loved that game.
British Monsoon
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strobogo said:
The Insane Clown Posse described King Kong Bundy as; "a giant penis in a ripped, black condom".
Shit, if I was to list all the wacky American mispronunciations I've "laughed my ass off" at over the years, this post would take all week. "A-loo-minum", for example. Not to mention the spelling - what the fuck do you guys have against the letter U? Colour. Favourite. Humour.
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Aluminum. How can that spelling turn into aluminium? Ridiculous.
Beeters and Ceners. Bangers and mash.
Spider from Mars
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Everything. Why else do you think the Wii U isn't selling here?
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Brah it isn't selling anywhere.
Shh! It means change in spelling is coming. Extraneous Us will be banned for all eternity as a monument to Nintendo's 2nd greatest failure.
EDIT: Make that 3rd. Forgot about the Love Hotels.
slightconfuse
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Sorry, SORRY, I forgot, old habits about talkin about games.
Hearthstone is more fun than I expected. Shame it's pickled with WoW characters and lore, but it's not that bad.
Hearthstone is more fun than I expected. Shame it's pickled with WoW characters and lore, but it's not that bad.
Good for him
British Monsoon
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Awesome, good for JR.
Legit never heard anyone call it beeta.
Also, while 'aluminum' was the first published spelling of the word, the science journals of the time thought it sounded ridiculous and changed the spelling to 'aluminium' so it would sounds like other metals in the periodic table. Makes sense.
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Wow really? Maybe it's those posh fuckers who call it that. I first heard it when my buddy (who basically does queen's english) said it. Now that It hink about it, my limey pals who sound more sloppy and down to earth don't call it a beeta. BEETA!
Aluminium is stupid. Just stupid.
Lambda Pie
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can we go back in time and have JR commentate Hunt vs Bigfoot?
edit: brits are "bellends", "mongs" and "tossers".
edit: brits are "bellends", "mongs" and "tossers".
What's all this brit hate? I get paid in goddamn cold hard AMERICAN DOLLARS.
I wish he would have pooped on Brutus.
Andre pooped on Bad News Brown during a match in Mexico once. He was ill with diarrhoea at the time.
Lambda Pie
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I'm actually quite surprised there has never been a total left field winner of the Rumble. Someone who no-one ever expected and made that in to a storyline. With money in the bank, elimination chamber and silly booking its not as if a Rumble winner is automatically going to Wrestlenania.
I wish he would have pooped on Brutus.
That's mean!
British Monsoon
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Recall said:
I would've liked to see them do it that year Santino almost won the Elimination Chamber - the crowd reaction for him was pretty ridiculous.
Don't forget, "twats", "muppets" and "mingers". Or rhyming slang.
"This muppet staggered in the rub-a-dub proper bladdered up and started to Wallace & Grommit all over the place. God, he was letting off a right pen & ink, so we had to drag him to the gates of Rome and, let me tell you, his trouble & strife was positively barking."
I wish he would have pooped on Brutus.
Ouch.
darkside31337
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Would be the year to do it too. Have some random midcarder win the Rumble like the Miz and then have Lesnar destroy him with a beating nobody has seen in years on RAW the following night. Lesnar just takes his spot for WM and everybody just goes along with it.
TheWarrior
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The opposite of last year when Cena won then let Punk challenge for his spot and Cena won again.
Carnby
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I already mailed them a check.
British Monsoon
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Real talk; best jumping knee of all time is Jumbo Tsuruta's and it ain't even close.
Awkward promo from the Blue Blazer.
"Me? I intend to go airborne. From the top rope, from the ring post, from the rafters if I have to."
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Nothing awkward about that. He stuck to his word.
