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January Wrasslin' |OT| The Assassination of Daniel Bryan by the Coward Vince McMahon
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that junk is online?
British Monsoon
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Surprisingly, the finals were actually fairly decent - Thumbtack Jack was always a bit shit, but Ryuji Ito carries him to an acceptable match and took some big bumps at the end. Also, it's amazing how Ito's body is such a mess of scar tissue that he doesn't ever seem to bleed all that match, even after three deathmatches in one night - in comparison, Thumbtack Jack was absolutely fucked before the final match had begun.
Overall, I'd give IWA East Coast's 'Masters of Pain 2008' 3 out of 5 JEEEEZZZZUSSSSS!!!'s. I've definitely seen a lot worse.
Overall, I'd give IWA East Coast's 'Masters of Pain 2008' 3 out of 5 JEEEEZZZZUSSSSS!!!'s. I've definitely seen a lot worse.
I'm fine as Batman or Robin, but garbage as henchmen. I don't play shooters nor do I really every play anything online anyway.
slightconfuse
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bean breath
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LOL Strobogo thinks Sunflower is going to compensate him for his work.
isn't it just button mashing?
Liquidsnake
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WM 30
Sting Vs. Undertaker
Sting and Undertaker fight to a draw. he gets to keep his streak but was pushed to a draw by Sting.
CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs. The Wyatts in a 2 on 3 match.
John Cena Vs. Hulk Hogan
Goldberg defeats Rybak in a squash match.
Brock Lesner vs Randy Orton
Ric Flair begins recruiting to manage a new stable.
Jake the Snake Roberts is seen talking to Wyatt after his match.
Sting Vs. Undertaker
Sting and Undertaker fight to a draw. he gets to keep his streak but was pushed to a draw by Sting.
CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs. The Wyatts in a 2 on 3 match.
John Cena Vs. Hulk Hogan
Goldberg defeats Rybak in a squash match.
Brock Lesner vs Randy Orton
Ric Flair begins recruiting to manage a new stable.
Jake the Snake Roberts is seen talking to Wyatt after his match.
bean breath
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Botchamania.
bean breath
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Whenever I visit Legitshook, I make sure to open an incognito mode window first.
bean breath
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Now look at this yo-yo, that's the way you do it
You play the video games on the YouTube
That ain't workin'
that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin'
that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, this guy ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Why do you think it's junk? Did you not like Arkham City or Asylum either?
bean breath
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How can you not like the best superhero games of all time? Of all time!
Yeah, I really enjoyed all of them. Maybe it's because I also really like Assassin's Creed
lol wut? Really?
Not to me!
it's too late stro he's sold out. Now he earned a spot in the Snitch section.
I love the Arkham games. I'm just terrible at the online shit, which I am terrible at on pretty much any game I've played online. Especially shooting stuff.
Sasha Banks is beautiful, but that clown lip stick has to go. Also, Alex Riley is so creepy when he talks about Emma.
Sasha Banks is beautiful, but that clown lip stick has to go. Also, Alex Riley is so creepy when he talks about Emma.
He constantly talks about how adorable he thinks she is, how sexy her accent is, how he keeps asking her out and she turns him down but her accent is so cute that he can't get mad. And then he was talking about DMing her on Twitter, but she never got back to him. Probably because he wears his letterman jacket despite being in his 30s and was the second to fucking Miz. It's really uncomfortable when Renee is on color with him, because not only does he hit on her, but also implies she wants to fuck every dude on the roster and sexts with Fandango.
Albert straight up burying him every chance he gets is awesome though. Does he do more than one show on commentary?
Albert straight up burying him every chance he gets is awesome though. Does he do more than one show on commentary?
Wow A Ry is a scumbag
What's your favourite superhero game?
Online is too hard. How is anyone supposed to compete with guys who spend hundreds of hours on these games? The few times I ever go online with a game, I go to pretty die. Repeatedly.
This is extremely creepy.
Then again, it makes sense that he's such a loser. After all, he was associated with Miz.
Lambda Pie
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browsed Straight Shooters for the first time. jesus, it's slow, lol. gonna change it to one review per page.
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Arkham Origins is a desperate cash grab.
You're a Brotista fan, so I forgive you.
British Monsoon
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Arkham City annoyed me so much I didn't even bother looking at Origins.
How you gonna make an open world Batman game and then not base it on No Man's Land?
How you gonna make an open world Batman game and then not base it on No Man's Land?
Lambda Pie
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Vince, got a request: can you change the gif from my section to Barnett giving JLB a DVD? i feel it encapsulates perfectly my section.
Which is funny because all the marketing before the full reveal was "This is No Man's Land!"
Jeff Albertson
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Random but I was thinking about Gilberg and wondering what other spoof characters there have been in wrestling?
Obviously there was CP Munk as well and there must have been a skinny kid in goth clothes doing superkicks called the Indietaker but have there ever been any really obvious mocking characters in major Feds that I've just totally forgot about?
Obviously there was CP Munk as well and there must have been a skinny kid in goth clothes doing superkicks called the Indietaker but have there ever been any really obvious mocking characters in major Feds that I've just totally forgot about?
superhero game? Gosh I don't know I don't think I have one. Def not the new Batman games though.
Let me show the definitive Batman game 4 me.
British Monsoon
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Not at all mocking, but Minoru Suzuki & Yoshihiro Takayama have cosplayed as Bruiser Brody & Stan Hansen a few times;
Munenori Sawa had an alter-ego parodying Keiji Mutoh that he called 'Lingerie Mutoh', which is exactly what it sounds like.
Then there's comedy wrestler Kikutaro, who has made it his speciality to dress up as random wrestlers. Off the top of my head, he's done Bret Hart, Road Warrior Kiku, Don Frye and Mick Foley, plus a ton more. Here he is with Mick;
Jeff Albertson
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Bruiser Brody or Hagrid?
Dr Duncan Steel
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Lesnar goes for the SSP to redeem himself for 19, pulls it off but Bryan dodges it and as Lesnar is down, Bryan goes for the Yes Lock, lasts 3 minutes, tease Brock lifting Bryan up then collapses, then taps. 75,000 Yes's in unison, fireworks (ballywho) to sign off Mania. BOOM.
Definitely. You need to do 1 or 2 per page otherwise you'll be crashing browsers.
I won't argue that, but I did enjoy it.
Vince, got a request: can you change the gif from my section to Barnett giving JLB a DVD? i feel it encapsulates perfectly my section.
You can do it yourself. Click blog settings and go to thumbnail. You can make it anything you want.
Evening Musuko
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There was Oklahoma in WCW which was a shitty parody of Jim Ross.
Plus you had the billionaire ted and The Huckster and Nacho Man in mid 90's WWF, although I don't think they wrestled.
And there's also the "Macho Warrior Ric Hogan" in USWA, although he looked more like Dude Love than what his name implied.
There was also Virgil in WCW, where he was named Vincent and Shane. Not an exact parody but you know where they got the names from.
And let's not forget Charlie Haas' 2008 gimmick of him dressing up as different superstars like Bret "Hitman" Haas and Haas Hogan. Sadly, we never saw Hunter Haas Helmsley.
Lesnar isn't going to tap, he's going to fall unconscious after the WMD
Serpentine
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He's practically a regular now.
Jeff Albertson
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Didn't the big show once have a similar gimmick as well? I remember the Showster but thought he dressed up as others as well
Serpentine
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I think Stevie Richards had a gimmick like that in '99. I remember a short backstage clip of him asking Mick if he could be Dude Love, and Mick was like lol yeah go ahead. I haven't seen anything past that though
edit: beaten by stro
edit: beaten by stro