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January Wrasslin' |OT|

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Fox318

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Sibersk Esto said:
I wonder how Macho man would have handled the same material Roman Reigns got. My mind just goes there sometimes

"And now I'd like to bring out Tito Santana's opponent and the intercontinental heavyweight champion of the world, 'MACHO MAN' Randy Savage"

"UH-HUH YEAH Happy to be here YEAH" (licks bottom lip)

"Now do you have any words for your opponent later tonight"

"Well you know Tito Santana you're an impressive athlete YEAH. You can go toe to toe with most ordinary men. But the Macho Man isn't an ooooordinary man NO. No as far as you're concerned the Macho Man might as well be SUPERMAN YEAH!"

"Superman?"

"OH YEAH!, Ask anyone and they'll tell you the Macho Man is FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET YEAH! Except Elizabeth she won't tell you that ah-ha. MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE *flexes bicep* AND ABLE TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS...IN A SINGLE BOUND!!!! *twirls around Mean Gene* "But when you're laying down on the mat Mr. Santana, and you look up in the sky, it won't be a bird, it won't be a plane, IT'LL BE THE LARGEST ELBOW DROP IN THE WORLD, COMING DOWN ON YOUR CHEST TO RETAIN THE INTERCONTINENTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD DIG IT!"

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Except Macho didn't have a script and Vince's Wife is probably trying to run for President so everyone on the company must be boring.
 
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Kaladin

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Unpopular Opinion Time:

Raw and the angle to bring back The Authority actually weren't that bad this week. I'm looking forward to Rollins vs Cena vs Lesnar more now because of Rollins. Best for business indeed.

#HeelSandman
 
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Striker

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If they didn't have a script, Roman would be rambling all over the place. Promos having scripts isn't the end of the world, some guys just need it. Belee Dat.
 
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Sephzilla

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Mr. Sandman said:
Unpopular Opinion Time:

Raw and the angle to bring back The Authority actually weren't that bad this week. I'm looking forward to Rollins vs Cena vs Lesnar more now because of Rollins. Best for business indeed.

#HeelSandman
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Inserting Rollins into Cena/Lesnar 3 is a smart move because I think a few people are saavy to the fact that people want to see Lesnar fight someone else. Rollins is also clearly going to be the guy who lets Lesnar win and keep the belt without damaging Cena's strength value. Rollins having the briefcase means he can take the loss and not lose much of his value as a title threat.

Rollins and J&J Security are the best parts of the Authority angle. The rest of the stuff involving The Authority on Raw was everything that was bad about The Authority angle. Excessively long promos. Kane ruining everything. Steph promos that are repeats of old promos.
 
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imBask

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Mr. Sandman said:
Unpopular Opinion Time:

Raw and the angle to bring back The Authority actually weren't that bad this week. I'm looking forward to Rollins vs Cena vs Lesnar more now because of Rollins. Best for business indeed.

#HeelSandman
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The Authority with Rollins are the best thing on RAW, because RAW is fucking atrocious week after week
 
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PInk Tape

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Chinese is amazing too.
Hasney said:
I do love how Stormfront is basically a zoo since they have the mentality of chimps and us regular people can look at them in their natural habitat.
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It sure is. They really love throwing around their racist, ignorant shite.
 
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Fox318

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Messier75 said:
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That's a happy man
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As he should be.

Dude worked hard to get to where he is at now and he doesn't have to injure his body.

They fucked up so hard with how they booked him. He could have been a face instead Vince has him return and shake the heel HHHs hand.

Dude got shit on and it really wasn't his fault.
 
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Deleted member 47027

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Fox318 said:
As he should be.

Dude worked hard to get to where he is at now and he doesn't have to injure his body.

They fucked up so hard with how they booked him. He could have been a face instead Vince has him return and shake the heel HHHs hand.

Dude got shit on and it really wasn't his fault.
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Not at all his fault. People are just fucking idiots.
 
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Deleted member 47027

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Hey uh, Stro? Maybe Wrasslin' With Islam isn't a good idea.
 
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DMczaf

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Sibersk Esto said:
I wonder how Macho man would have handled the same material Roman Reigns got. My mind just goes there sometimes

"And now I'd like to bring out Tito Santana's opponent and the intercontinental heavyweight champion of the world, 'MACHO MAN' Randy Savage"

"UH-HUH YEAH Happy to be here YEAH" (licks bottom lip)

"Now do you have any words for your opponent later tonight"

"Well you know Tito Santana you're an impressive athlete YEAH. You can go toe to toe with most ordinary men. But the Macho Man isn't an ooooordinary man NO. No as far as you're concerned the Macho Man might as well be SUPERMAN YEAH!"

"Superman?"

"OH YEAH!, Ask anyone and they'll tell you the Macho Man is FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET YEAH! Except Elizabeth she won't tell you that ah-ha. MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE *flexes bicep* AND ABLE TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS...IN A SINGLE BOUND!!!! *twirls around Mean Gene* "But when you're laying down on the mat Mr. Santana, and you look up in the sky, it won't be a bird, it won't be a plane, IT'LL BE THE LARGEST ELBOW DROP IN THE WORLD, COMING DOWN ON YOUR CHEST TO RETAIN THE INTERCONTINENTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD DIG IT!"

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I like this post.

It made me happy.
 
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sf2fanatic

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I liked Dave. I literally thought he was gonna kill Mysterio the,first time he left and then the second time I thought he'd punch Paul so hard he had to be escorted out
 
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Ithil

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Vince McMahon said:
Not at all his fault. People are just fucking idiots.
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I don't think people are "idiots" for rejecting what they are presented. That's like saying people are idiots for chanting "Cena sucks" instead of "Cena the character is terrible and overpushed but Cena the person is hardworking and respectable".

Unless you're Chuck Taylor.
 
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Chamber

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Sephzilla said:
Inserting Rollins into Cena/Lesnar 3 is a smart move because I think a few people are saavy to the fact that people want to see Lesnar fight someone else. Rollins is also clearly going to be the guy who lets Lesnar win and keep the belt without damaging Cena's strength value. Rollins having the briefcase means he can take the loss and not lose much of his value as a title threat.

Rollins and J&J Security are the best parts of the Authority angle. The rest of the stuff involving The Authority on Raw was everything that was bad about The Authority angle. Excessively long promos. Kane ruining everything. Steph promos that are repeats of old promos.
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No god dammit, I refuse to accept this! The triple threat is a way for Lesnar to lose while still maintaining his unstoppable aura for Wrestlemania.

Fuck this company if they're just sacrificing Seth-kun to save Cena from getting pinned.
 
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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Chamber said:
No god dammit, I refuse to accept this! The triple threat is a way for Lesnar to lose while still maintaining his unstoppable aura for Wrestlemania.

Fuck this company if they're just sacrificing Seth-kun to save Cena from getting pinned.
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Serpentine

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TheWesker said:
Tim Roberts, best known as the "ECW Zombie" has passed away at the age of 38.
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What the fuck? RIP. Too young.
FallingEdge said:
Stro, I suggest you go review Universal Soldier.

Universal Soldier (1992), directed by Roland Emmerich
Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (1998), directed by Jeff Woolnough
Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998), also directed by Woolnough
Universal Soldier: The Return (1999), directed by Mic Rodgers
Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009), directed by John Hyams
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012), also directed by Hyams
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I've been putting off watching these. I hope my store has 2 and 3. I've heard good things about the direct-to-DVD ones
 
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Hasney

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Crayjay Lee said:
Chinese is amazing too.

It sure is. They really love throwing around their racist, ignorant shite.
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My biggest problem with Chinese here is I have like 40 options for delivery which over the course of several years I've narrowed down to 6... That are all good in their own way so it depends if I want side courses or mains and then it gets even more complex if my house gets involved and it takes a good couple of hours to decide where to eat.

I used to work with a guy that could have been in Stormfront and the worst thing was that the first time I called him out on it I got written up at work. Admittedly I shouldn't have just flipped out at him, but it's hard not to when you just hear it day in and day out even if I rarely ever lose it. He eventually did get fired though, thank fuck a client overheard him one time.
 
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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Chinese food is amazing. I used to work by this Chinese place that sold pork fried rice that I'm pretty sure was laced with cocaine because I couldn't stop eating it if I tried. I think they just dumped butter on it or some shit, I don't know because I haven't had fried rice like that since then and when they got bought out, it was back to garbage 'mall rice' type rice.

If it's not drug laced, I can only eat Chinese food like once every three weeks or so though.
 
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strobogo

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Vince McMahon said:
Hey uh, Stro? Maybe Wrasslin' With Islam isn't a good idea.
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I was just thinking uploading those to LS would probably get some kind of DDOS attack or something. But you know what? They're all cunts. Mohammed was a cunt. Moses was a cunt. Abraham was a cunt. God was a cunt. Noah was a cunt. Paul was a cunt. The Jews were cunts. The Arabs were cunts. The Egyptians were cunts. Cunts cunts cunts. Jesus seems like a solid dude, but everyone else was a cunt. So fuck IS, fuck Israel, fuck Joel Osteen. They can all suck my dick.
 
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Chamber

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TheWesker said:
Why would it shock anyone that Seth was put there to eat the pin?
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Everyone knows that but it's pointless to throw Seth in unless you're taking the belt off Lesnar. There's tons of ways to "keep Cena strong" without having Rollins in there but you simply can't have Lesnar get pinned or submitted before Mania.
 
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Hasney

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Data West said:
Chinese food is amazing. I used to work by this Chinese place that sold pork fried rice that I'm pretty sure was laced with cocaine because I couldn't stop eating it if I tried. I think they just dumped butter on it or some shit, I don't know because I haven't had fried rice like that since then and when they got bought out, it was back to garbage 'mall rice' type rice.

If it's not drug laced, I can only eat Chinese food like once every three weeks or so though.
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Yeah one of the places does an amazing fried rice, but everything else is shit. I wish they'd just deliver that so I could use that with their other food.
 
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