Joe Shlabotnik
Banned
Is Ascension a joke team? They look like 2 skinny fat FA basement dwellers that are going to a cosplay convention as their imaginary wrestling gimmicks. They are so not convincing to me.
They're squashing no-name jobbers on TV, when classic jobbers haven't appeared on TV in god knows how long. There's some kind of meta-joke angle with them for sure.