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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH look at the balls on this one over here.
UberTag
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Just imagine how ENRAGED that would make the Philly crowd. They'll shit all over the Superoman victory if that scenario plays out.
Here's hoping D.Brine loses his Rumble spot tonight instead.
How do you know this? So are we now creating storylines on why Kane is still with the WWE?
It's basically implied.
See: Ziggler/Ryback/Rowan.
Also see: Big Show last year.
Every time someone gets fired they treat it like they can't get jobs elsewhere and that they basically have no money.
funkystudent
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Boob Bella was damn right distracting on RAW.
Also reasonably how much longer do we have to put up with Kane? Dude has been nothing more then "creative has nothing for you right now so how about you feud with Kane for a month?" for better talent for a decade.
Also reasonably how much longer do we have to put up with Kane? Dude has been nothing more then "creative has nothing for you right now so how about you feud with Kane for a month?" for better talent for a decade.
Jimmy King
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Reigns is over, Bryan, while over, doesn't have the support he had last year, and Philly isn't gonna do shit. If they do boo WWE will move on to the next town and Reigns will get a face reaction.
serenewarfare
Banned
If we were ever going to get another Austin match, I would bet everything it'd happen at WM 32. They want to break the attendance record. For that they need 100,000. Austin's comeback would pull that easily. Now it's just about figuring out who to put him with now that Punk is gone. If Austin doesn't come back next year, it'll never happen, but I would bet he will.
Jimmy King
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I do believe Austin's ego would like to sell out 100,000.
Match wise, put him with Bryan. Austin seems high on the guy and Bryan seems to get a good match with almost anyone.
serenewarfare
Banned
To be fair, that's what they assumed would happen last year with Batista. Not so much.
Jimmy King
Member
From the few times I've listened to his podcast, I don't think Austin thinks much of his character and promo ability.
I am the biggest Bryan mark and the first to say Punk is overrated, but Punk is the perfect fit for him.
The only hope anyone has of Reigns not winning the Rumble is this: WrestleMania 32 will probably be the BIGGEST WrestleMania yet. I'm sure Jerry Jones and Vince will want it to be stupidly elaborate. Reigns winning next year and heading to WM32 could be massive for him. Plus, you can cart out Austin to drink beers with him at the end.
OR MAYBE HE WINS THIS YEAR AND NEXT YEAR TOO.
If Bryan loses it tonight, the chants will be DEAFENING.
OR MAYBE HE WINS THIS YEAR AND NEXT YEAR TOO.
If Bryan loses it tonight, the chants will be DEAFENING.
serenewarfare
Banned
Unless Bryan turns, I don't think he'd go for that. If I remember correctly, Austin has said he would want to work with a good heel if he came back. Cesaro is a possibility because Austin loves the hell out of him, but they'd have to start building him up for that pretty soon. I mean, if Austin wanted to guarantee Cesaro gets over with Vince, what better way than to handpick him as his last opponent?
It won't happen this year.
While Bryan is the guy that a lot of people want to win the Rumble he doesn't have the story and the momentum he had last year. And yeah, Reigns is over.
Reigns will win, people won't do much about it and Bryan will face Kane at Mania.
Best for bussiness.
I bet they're dropped by the summer.
slightconfuse
Banned
I said match wise. Of course I don't think Bryan would turn for that.
Cesaro could work. He is a pretty good heel.
serenewarfare
Banned
If they were doing Bryan vs. Kane at Mania, they wouldn't be doing it on TV two weeks in a row. They don't like giving away Mania matches, especially with bigger names. I don't think Bryan is winning the Rumble, but he is definitely not working Kane at Mania. You can quote me on that. Maybe Sheamus. Yeah, probably Sheamus.
sonikokaruto
Banned
i feel like i was never inducted into wrassle gaf
i never got asked who was right, if macho or hogan
i would have said mean gene
i never got asked who was right, if macho or hogan
i would have said mean gene
Jimmy King
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Are people trying to convince themselves that it'll be Bryan/Kane so when it's inevitably Bryan/Sheamus they can pretend to be less disappointed?
funkystudent
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If Stone Cold did come back they would probably just do Triple H v Austin because Triple H needs to be THAT GUY for every big returning name it seems.
That would suck just as much.
sonikokaruto
Banned
serenewarfare
Banned
It won't be Cena. Unless Cena is a heel. Austin wants to work with a heel. He doesn't like the face/face dynamic that Rock/Cena had.
Now this is a very real possibility. It's what they wanted to do last year, but Austin didn't agree to a deal for it.
God, these were great.
The WWE All Stars guys should've been the ones to make future WWE games. Fuck Yukes. Fuck EA Sports UFC.
Here's one of the keys to a good Rumble.
You need a workhorse or two in there from the beginning so they'll be active an not lay around like lazy twats. Kind of like Undertaker back in 2008, and very unlike the carny mothafucka Punk last year. Therefore Bryan needs to be in there at number one. A good number two could be someone like Cesaro. Personally I would put both Orton and Bryan as number one and two, and have them last until the final four.
You have to start strong because 95% of the roster are a bunch of jobbers who no one gives a shit about.
It also wouldn't kill WWE to have Undertaker participate in a Rumble again as a one-off.
jesus christ there is no roster put him in the goddamn match
You need a workhorse or two in there from the beginning so they'll be active an not lay around like lazy twats. Kind of like Undertaker back in 2008, and very unlike the carny mothafucka Punk last year. Therefore Bryan needs to be in there at number one. A good number two could be someone like Cesaro. Personally I would put both Orton and Bryan as number one and two, and have them last until the final four.
You have to start strong because 95% of the roster are a bunch of jobbers who no one gives a shit about.
It also wouldn't kill WWE to have Undertaker participate in a Rumble again as a one-off.
jesus christ there is no roster put him in the goddamn match
serenewarfare
Banned
Nah, Sheamus can actually still go. His 2 out of 3 falls match with Bryan at ER a few years ago was excellent. The buildup may suck, but with Sheamus at least you are guaranteed a great match.
Jimmy King
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They do have great chemistry but fuck Sheamus so much.
Dr Duncan Steel
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blackaroni
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I hate everything about Sheamus.
Dick Justice
Banned
I really don't care about Sheamus.
serenewarfare
Banned
No. #30 has to be Rey. In every Rumble until he retires, #30 has to be Rey.
What has Neoxen done now?
1. Bryan
2. Orton
10. Rollins
16. Dean Ambrose
20. John Cena
21. Roman Reigns
25. Bray Wyatt
30. Undertaker
There, I covered the important entries. Also fine to switch Rollins and Orton around. That's potential for a well paced Rumble, and I'm sure Bryan can be trusted to get people working and work himself. Roman Reigns eliminates Cena first as soon as he comes in.
It's like I'm doing everyone's job for free. Someone feel free to send this to Double Double E.
2. Orton
10. Rollins
16. Dean Ambrose
20. John Cena
21. Roman Reigns
25. Bray Wyatt
30. Undertaker
There, I covered the important entries. Also fine to switch Rollins and Orton around. That's potential for a well paced Rumble, and I'm sure Bryan can be trusted to get people working and work himself. Roman Reigns eliminates Cena first as soon as he comes in.
It's like I'm doing everyone's job for free. Someone feel free to send this to Double Double E.
lovely ladies
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blackaroni
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I had no clue they were still doing comics for this stuff.
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