Damn, really craving Arbys right now.
the big show is so fat and out of shape in the 2010 royal rumble. holy crap.
Nikki Bella needs to tone down the makeup. She reminds me of the crazy mom from People Under the Stairs.
The Bellas both seem to be late bloomers. I guess wanting to prove that talent isn't sexually transmitted will do that to you. Rack Attack is also a great finisher name and is a better finisher than the Styles Clash could ever hope to be.
That reminds me about how Eve was always shit, but towards her leaving she had improved so much and her heel character with Big Johnny was actually entertaining. Plus those outfits were ridic.
What a heel
What a heel
The Bellas both seem to be late bloomers. I guess wanting to prove that talent isn't sexually transmitted will do that to you. Rack Attack is also a great finisher name and is a better finisher than the Styles Clash could ever hope to be.
That reminds me about how Eve was always shit, but towards her leaving she had improved so much and her heel character with Big Johnny was actually entertaining. Plus those outfits were ridic.
LOD 2K15
Animal managing the Usos
LOD 2K15
Animal managing the Usos
Also who would be the best person to just straight up give the Doink gimmick to right now? I'd love some Doink.
BOOK IT.
GOD DAMN IT BOOK IT. Where's Paul Ellering and Jameson?
Also who would be the best person to just straight up give the Doink gimmick to right now? I'd love some Doink.
AJ Lee right now reminds me of checked out WWE Gail Kim. You know AJ can wrestle and wrestle well. Just not here and not now.
Also who would be the best person to just straight up give the Doink gimmick to right now? I'd love some Doink.
Problem with a Doink gimmick in 2015 is you'd get some shitbag Dean Ambrose Heath Ledger cosplay bullshit instead of some unsettling bipolar clown shit.
The Swiss can't be clowns!
The brass ring goes with or without you.
What a heel
Another thing I've picked up from watching 80s and 90s joshi. The surfboard stretch used to be a god damn mean submission. I don't know if it was the booking or what, but it got a huge pop and the joshis sold it like it was fucking death.
They had the gradual build-up into it. They actually have that for all their submissions, and I wish modern wrestling did that. They really turn up the drama by taking as long as possible to turn with the sharpshooter or the boston crab. To wait a second and then pull all the way back. Or with the surfboard stretch, they pull them halfway to push their knees into their back and pull their arms back. Then after they milk that, they turn it into the full surfboard stretch.
See you can make your matches longer without resorting to headlocks.
You know what nevermind; the best Mortal Kombat character ever was a cop.
Let Roman Reign.
Monday Night Raw tomorrow! New Year! New Show! New Hope!
Monday Night Raw tomorrow! New Year! New Show! New Hope!