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[Dr Duncan Steel]

John Cena Circle Jerk Night

Isn't that every Monday night?

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

Did they gloss over that cenas first match was a loss?

he looked hella good in it though. it's like if a nobody came out and nearly pinned cena on raw. angle sold the shit out of all of cena's moves. made cena looked like he could potentially wrestle well. very planned debut.

 

[Phatmac]

Man Kurt Angle is easily one of my favorites. Guy had it all.

 

[Dick Justice]

Who did he lose to?

Kirk Angel.

 

[UberTag]

According to traditional booking, Ziggler would go on to win the royal rumble.

But this is WWE, so instead he's getting stuck in the mid card again, isn't he?

Of course. If he's lucky, he'll get squashed repeatedly in a program with Rusev so his good buddy Cena can rescue him.
Builds nicely to a Ziggles heel turn and program against Cena where he loses all the time.
THEN he gets buried back to the mid-card.

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

So do we get a celebration of Cena smacking Steph's booty?

Please !!

 

[DMczaf]

DM, did you see that? Getting a handshake from Taker is what gave Cena his powers.

I think we now know why Cena never lets anyone raise his arm.

He grabs their wrist before they get the chance to shake his hand.

 

[CDiggity]

Who did he lose to?

Some scrub from Pittsburgh. Karl Angel or something like that.

 

[Sephzilla]

he looked hella good in it though. it's like if a nobody came out and nearly pinned cena on raw. angle sold the shit out of all of cena's moves. made cena looked like he could potentially wrestle well. very planned debut.

Damnit, someone time travel and tell Angle to bury that man

 

[Heroman]

According to traditional booking, Ziggler would go on to win the royal rumble.

But this is WWE, so instead he's getting stuck in the mid card again, isn't he?

Gotta get him ready to fight for the US Champion at WM.

 

[Sou Da]

DM, did you see that? Getting a handshake from Taker is what gave Cena his powers.

Confirmed for WWE immortals lore.

 

[Fox318]

If Reigns and Big Show got lost on their way to the ring would anyone care?

 

[zomaha]

i hope this is the beginning of getting more and more booker T on commentary

 

[Judderman]

This growing rivalry!

 

[Ithil]

Well this match was horrible last time, let's do it again!

 

[Macho Madness]

I think we now know why Cena never lets anyone raise his arm.

He grabs their wrist before they get chance to shake his hand.

 

[Heroman]

he looked hella good in it though. it's like if a nobody came out and nearly pinned cena on raw. angle sold the shit out of all of cena's moves. made cena looked like he could potentially wrestle well. very planned debut.

But cena can wrestle.

 

[Officerrob]

If Reigns and Big Show got lost on their way to the ring would anyone care?

Vince would

 

[UberTag]

Ah.thanks. I feel like people may turn on Reigns if DB doesn't win the RR. I agree that's most likely but it will get in the way of the pipedream of the Shield facing off for the title.

The Shield will face off for the title at some point. Don't you fret about that.
It just won't happen at Mania. And it will be after Reigns has the belt.
And none of those other two losers will get a clean pin.
Most importantly, though... they'll have to make sure Roman looks good.

 

[Kenobi]

Oh god no

 

[Toki767]

According to traditional booking, Ziggler would go on to win the royal rumble.

But this is WWE, so instead he's getting stuck in the mid card again, isn't he?

Even worse. He's going to feud with Kane.

 

[Fox318]

This had to be pre recorded.

 

[DMczaf]

You can see the powers slowly escaping him. It pains him.

 

[The Main Event]

Shut up Reigns

 

[Macho Madness]

oh my what is this

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

lol he is trying to be the rock, this is sad.

 

[Sanjuro]

...he almost struck a woman.

 

[iMax]

PANG

 

[Amory]

D-:

 

[Professor Beef]

D.Brine couldn't handle the awesome responsibility of Cena's powers, so his body broke down. That's why Cena is back on top.

 

[Anth0ny]

literally a superman promo

 

[ScribbleD]

Oh my god this is the worst Reigns promo ever.

 

[Ithil]

What the hell.

 

[Officerrob]

Oh god, they are literally turning him into Cena 2.0

 

[Hidden One]

Nerd.

 

[Raw64life]

Wow...........

 

[ChosenPredator]

I expect someone to make a gif "And what big show can expect" and a image of john cena smiling

 

[Kacho]

Oh god this Reigns promo is terrible.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

this is like a rock promo with all the life sucked out of it

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

your 2015 royal rumble winner

 

[Net_Wrecker]

#CringePromos

 

[TheSchwab_7]

o god he's talking

 

[Frecklestein]

So do we get a celebration of Cena smacking Steph's booty?

 

[UberTag]

Even the greatness that is Renee can't save a Roman backstage promo segment.

He quotes Superman from the 1980s... like a bad ass. Belee Dat.

 

[Vylash]

"what can we expect?"

"i dunno"

thanks roman

 

[Phatmac]

stop trying to make roman reigns a thing

 

[Penguin]

I wonder if that was pre-recorded.

It wasn't bad.. didn't say much but not bad

 

[Boose]

That was awful.

 

[Sou Da]

I can almost feel her holding in her laughter at the fist cock

 

[Sanjuro]

Bray Wyatt.

Lover of saunas.

Untrimmed pubes.