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[DMczaf]

Wait, real jobbers on Raw?!

JOBBERS!

 

[Guzim]

Jobbers!!!

 

[Frecklestein]

Lmfao what a bunch of fucking nerds. You tell'em Book.

 

[Judderman]

Way to elevate the new talent, JBL.

 

[ChosenPredator]

wow I haven't seen local jobbers in centuries on RAW

 

[Kenobi]

I just see two God of War cosplayers. And wrestling jobbers?

 

[Kacho]

LOOK AT THESE JOBBERS LMAO

 

[Officerrob]

Who the fuck are these guys?

 

[Ultratech]

Tag Team Jobbers?

I thought that was the New Day's job?

 

[Phatmac]

UGHHH

 

[VisionaryQuest0]

Lol who the fuck are they wrestling???

 

[Velcro Fly]

Road Warrior Kratos

Road Warrior Deimos

Legion of God of War

lol it's true

 

[Sephzilla]

JBL immediately buried Ascension.

 

[somedevil]

They found Ryback Jobber's to use again.

 

[Dick Justice]

WHY IS JBL SHITTING ON A HEEL TEAM.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

I wouldn't mind the Ascension's goofy new gimmick if it wasn't for the eye makeup.

Terrible promo.

I hope this isn't a squash match.

Edit: Who the fuck?

It's jobbers. Of course it's gonna be a squash. See over before I could finish this post.

 

[LoserMakesGood]

Just starting raw. It's amazing and sad how much better Booker T is at commentary than any other fuck they put out there for raw. As much insane bullshit as he spouts he still puts the roster over more in one match than cole has done in the last 6 months.

Prediction for Royal Rumble

Triple threat match for title. Cena wins and Brock and Rollins beat the shit out of him. Rollins cashes in and wins

Royal Rumble match. Cena enters #30 and wins

Wrestlemania
Rollins vs. Cena
Brock vs. Reigns
Bryan vs. Kane
Orton vs. HHH

edit: Dammit everytime Acension come out I think "Oh Shit this fire burns!, oh...fuck just Acension..."

 

[gaiadyne]

sees jobbers lol

 

[UberTag]

This in-ring promo for The Ascension has no subtlety.
So it's actually better than expected.

Gotta love the commentary crew burying the new NXT call-ups right out of the gate.

 

[NYR]

Wow, legit jobbers, mad respect WWE.

 

[Fox318]

Wait, real jobbers on Raw?!

JOBBERS!

Its about fucking time.

 

[Four_Chamber]

LMAO at these jobbers

 

[MetalFearSolid]

JBL lol.

 

[Doberu]

They just beat Ryback's food!

 

[Mengetsu]

I wouldn't mind the Ascension's goofy new gimmick if it wasn't for the eye makeup.

Terrible promo.

I hope this isn't a squash match.

Edit: Who the fuck?

 

[Ithil]

"These guys couldn't carry the Road Warriors' bags"

Gee, JBL, I wonder why none of the wrestlers are over.

 

[ChosenPredator]

they've been needing jobbers FOREVER instead of frequently fighting each other on the roster...thank the lord the RETURN OF JOBBERS I CAN CRY

 

[Anth0ny]

LOL this commentary

i don't even understand

vince probably got bored with these guys as soon as raw ended last week

 

[plagiarize]

Why the fuck did they let them talk? I laughed so much at them comparing themselves to demolition out of the gate. Hey, they said it.

 

[Heroman]

WHo were they fighting?

 

[TomcatTheLion]

Lol literal jobbers?

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Wendel Clark]

these guys need steroids but at least they dont look like bray wyatt in that royal rumble gif

 

[The Shapesmith]

In some alternate WWE universe the Ascension promo was interrupted by the playing of Natural Born Killas and then New Jack & Mustafa destroyed them. I would rather be in that universe

 

[blackaroni]

Thank you Lana for saving us.

 

[iMax]

Honestly thought The Usos had let themselves go there for a sec...

 

[aspiegamer]

ACTUAL jobbers!

On the bright side, WWE didn't feel trotting out any of the established tag teams to bury them! Figured it would have looked waaaaaay too embarrassing?

 

[Sephzilla]

A squash match? On Raw? In 2015?

I'm okay with this

 

[mightynine]

I have no problem with actual jobbers on Raw again. They are needed.

 

[Guzim]

Why is JBL pissed that the Ascension had the same match that the Road Warriors always had?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Oh Lana!!

Yummy

 

[Officerrob]

The Ascension sucks, but holy fuck, what are the commentators doing?

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Have the Ascension bury jobbers, then have JBL talk about "never heard of these guys what's so impressive?!"

Brilliant, WWE.

 

[SmithnCo]

JBL indignant about these jobbers

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I agree with JBL

this is hell

 

[ScribbleD]

It's jobbers. Of course it's gonna be a squash. See over before I could finish this post.

Match hadn't begun before I posted that. Thought they were going to have an actual team for them to fight.

 

[Hidden One]

And this guys a heel?

 

[Kacho]

JBL immediately buried Ascension.

Yeah what the hell was that

 

[Vylash]

rusev speaking truth about these ignorant americans

 

[Ravager61]

Why the fuck did they let them talk? I laughed so much at them comparing themselves to demolition out of the gate. Hey, they said it.

That promo was so bad. Word for word scripts make almost anyone sound like a goofball. The writing is terrible.