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[Verendus]

I wasn't ready for this swerve.

These sons of bitches. I started a goddamn Roman Empire countdown eight weeks ago. What is this bullshit?!

 

[BoboBrazil]

Layla in 4k though

 

[Sephzilla]

Litas boob in 4k

 

[Data West]

Litas boob in 4k

dem surgery scars

 

[Macho Madness]

Don't take the bait, friend Verendus

 

[Sephzilla]

The fact that there are people who would not only be okay with, but would actually prefer, George Lucas making Episode 7 baffles me

 

[Frecklestein]

So I finally decided to catch up with WWE since we're only a couple days away...and why does it seem like Bryan is about to win the Royal Rumble?

I mean, I seen't this shit before. He's the only one with a real storyline and it's all about this damn match. This seems like they're getting behind him as a winner.

I...I can't.

But I balee'd.

The best part is that the Bryan marks think Roman is going to win. Both sides think the other side will win. I LOVE IT MAGGLE!

 

[Verendus]

Wait, wait. WWE might actually do my card this year. The best card. It's like an apology for last year since they went the obvious wrong way instead of my card that was obviously better than what they did.

Brock Lesnar vs. Daniel Bryan
Roman Reigns vs. Batista
Triple H vs. Sting
Undertaker vs. John Cena
Rollins vs. Orton

This is ideal. Might even be possible if my quick catch-up indicates anything. Only person who will ruin this is Brotista since he's obviously become too good for this shit. It's probably Undertaker vs. Sting next year, so this year is ideal for that Cena match.

Or Plan B.

John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan
Brock Lesnar vs. Batista
Triple H vs. Sting
Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
Rollins vs. Orton

It's all about maximising talent. It's Math. It's a fact of life.

 

[Jimmy King]

It's a Rorschach test. People are underestimating Ziggler and Orton.

Or not. Occam's razor, etc. etc.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

The awful characters(especially the ones butchered from 2) and the lack of subtlety(when you played 2 you had no idea if the devs were serious or not. It was like watching The Room and 3 is like watching Sharknado) makes playing that game feel like watching an AR Fox match to me. Except in a magical made up world where I used to think AR Fox was good. I'm much more looking for 'the total package' when it comes to open world games. I need a world, I need characters, I need things to do. I need a reason to keep using the gameplay you've designed. Unlike an arcade game where the gameplay is the game and that's good enough for me.

Agreed. Saints Row 2 >>> the rest.

3 just made me miss all the content and writing of 2. I liked the connections to SR2 in SR4, but they totally lost the plot in that game. Jumped the shark is an understatement, they hopped the entire ocean. Gat Out of Hell looks like a waste of time to me.

Plus it's like they stopped trying to make interesting and dynamic worlds after SR2. No more day/night cycles, no more interesting pedestrian events, no more pimp fights, no more crazy police happenings, boring city design, boring secrets, etc. etc. Volition needs a shot in the arm. They ruined Red Faction too with Armageddon.

 

[Vylash]

Finally catching up means you also caught up on Romans promos. So you now see why the spotlight has gone away from him.

wham bam thank you ma'am

 

[Verendus]

I apologise for my momentary lapse in judgment. I can't be swayed now. I must've missed the obvious Roman cues since I caught up too quick.

3 days until the beginning of the Roman Empire.

Balee dat.

 

[Data West]

The fact that there are people who would not only be okay with, but would actually prefer, George Lucas making Episode 7 baffles me

Maybe they just want another Plinkett review.

 

[BoboBrazil]

I just want a Brock vs Daniel Bryan match. I don't give a shit if he wins the title.

 

[Jimmy King]

I apologise for my momentary lapse in judgment. I can't be swayed now. I must've missed the obvious Roman cues since I caught up too quick.

3 days until the beginning of the Roman Empire.

Balee dat.

Your thought process played out exactly like WWE management's.

 

[scabro]

lol @ going in the pratt thread and bitching that wrasslegaf doesnt make shit threads

fookin hell

 

[Professor Beef]

Agreed. Saints Row 2 >>> the rest.

3 just made me miss all the content and writing of 2. I liked the connections to SR2 in SR4, but they totally lost the plot in that game. Jumped the shark is an understatement, they hopped the entire ocean. Gat Out of Hell looks like a waste of time to me.

Plus it's like they stopped trying to make interesting and dynamic worlds after SR2. No more day/night cycles, no more interesting pedestrian events, no more pimp fights, no more crazy police happenings, boring city design, boring secrets, etc. etc. Volition needs a shot in the arm. They ruined Red Faction too with Armageddon.

Man I WISH there was an ocean to jump oer in SR4. So glad I chose it over GTAZZZZZzzz

 

[Trigger Warning]

You never claimed it
Fuck you
Fuck you again
I'm half Jewish and 1/16th Cherokee
I'll knee cap you you little shit
FUCK YOU you aren't taking my Zebra cakes

 

[Data West]

I would like a Dead Rising 4 also but set in a huge mall with way more tiny details and made by the original team as well. It could even be a reboot of the franchise. I loved 1. I liked 2. Haven't played 3 yet though I plan to rectify that this year.

Or a theme park setting that isn't just some small portion of a bigger map.

 

[Serpentine]

I should listen to Hoss by Lagwagon. It's been too long.

If anyone in this topic likes Lagwagon, we're BFF.

2sweet.gif

makes up for the Coldplay imo, though i did used to like Lagwagon much more than i do now. "Violins" is still my shit tho

CM Punk's staph infection in 4k

CM Punk's shit in 4k

 

[Jimmy King]

I've been watching some Cesaro matches and god damn his entrance music is hilarious.

 

[BronsonLee]

I've been watching some Cesaro matches and god damn his entrance music is hilarious.

Yo how the fuck did he go from hype ass Real Americans music (that he totally could've kept) to SIREN VOMIT 2K14

 

[Data West]

Yo how the fuck did he go from hype ass Real Americans music (that he totally could've kept) to SIREN VOMIT 2K14

Because that's not his god damn music.

 

[Cagey]

I apologise for my momentary lapse in judgment. I can't be swayed now. I must've missed the obvious Roman cues since I caught up too quick.

3 days until the beginning of the Roman Empire.

Balee dat.

Soon.

Spoiler

Daniel Bryan gon' win and I'm gon' be like... =| eh could have been worse

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

All that CZW earlier in this thread makes me so happy that wrestling got away from the blood and violence.

 

[UberTag]

Wait, wait. WWE might actually do my card this year. The best card. It's like an apology for last year since they went the obvious wrong way instead of my card that was obviously better than what they did.

Brock Lesnar vs. Daniel Bryan
Roman Reigns vs. Batista
Triple H vs. Sting
Undertaker vs. John Cena
Rollins vs. Orton

This is ideal. Might even be possible if my quick catch-up indicates anything. Only person who will ruin this is Brotista since he's obviously become too good for this shit. It's probably Undertaker vs. Sting next year, so this year is ideal for that Cena match.

Or Plan B.

John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan
Brock Lesnar vs. Batista
Triple H vs. Sting
Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
Rollins vs. Orton

It's all about maximising talent. It's Math. It's a fact of life.

Why can't you be happy that Big Dave has a successful movie career?
Why do you want him to jeopardize his health and far more lucrative job opportunities just so he can get his 46-year-old self wrecked by the likes of Brock Lesnar?

Have you no soul? Did you not see that he waved goodbye to all of us?

Why are you so hell-bent on seeing that poor man suffer? Hasn't he been through enough?

 

[BronsonLee]

Because that's not his god damn music.

He stole Swagger's soul at Mania, he could've stole his music too!

 

[Data West]

He stole Swagger's soul at Mania, he could've stole his music too!

Former WHC champ
Former MITB winner
Former US champ
Former ECW champ

vs

Former US Champ

Big nips ain't steal shit. Swagger snatched his hairline.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Man I WISH there was an ocean to jump oer in SR4. So glad I chose it over GTAZZZZZzzz

I could write a book lengthy post filled with complaints about GTA, don't get it twisted. At the very least Saints Row doesn't feel like I'm steering a truck just to get my character anywhere, so it has that going for it.

Sleeping Dogs is the last open world action game I can say I was completely satisfied with and wanted more of immediately.* Meet me somewhere if you disagree.

*

Spoiler

So of course they ruin that

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy was legit. Very low-key and dialogue based, which I like. Would recommend if you're into that.

 

[Professor Beef]

He stole Swagger's soul at Mania, he could've stole his music too!

coulda
woulda
shoulda

 

[Data West]

I could write a book lengthy post filled with complaints about GTA, don't get it twisted. At the very least Saints Row doesn't feel like I'm steering a truck just to get my character anywhere, so it has that going for it.

Sleeping Dogs is the last open world action game I can say I was completely satisfied with and wanted more of immediately. Meet me somewhere if you disagree.

Well have I got news for you

LOOK AT ALL DEM POINTS AND F2P CURRENCY YOU COULD BE GETTING DAWG

 

[TimeEffect]

The road to Russell Semen starts in 3 days, friends!

 

[Frecklestein]

All that CZW earlier in this thread makes me so happy that wrestling got away from the blood and violence.

Word. Sometimes I have a hard time even just watching Attitude Era shit with all the ridiculous casual chair head shots. Even some of the commentary for it is terrible "Scrambled his brains like that one!" or "Ohhhh he wont even remember the names of his family members after that one, McMahon! HAHA!"

Like yeah.. give it a few more years King

Well have I got news for you

LOOK AT ALL DEM POINTS AND F2P CURRENCY YOU COULD BE GETTING DAWG

That's the most video game looking shit I have ever seen.

 

[Professor Beef]

I could write a book lengthy post filled with complaints about GTA, don't get it twisted. At the very least Saints Row doesn't feel like I'm steering a truck just to get my character anywhere, so it has that going for it.

Sleeping Dogs is the last open world action game I can say I was completely satisfied with and wanted more of immediately.* Meet me somewhere if you disagree.

*

Spoiler

So of course they ruin that

The only problem I had with SR4 was that it was too good the game would slow to a crawl at times when I was flying. I was lucky and didn't have it happen to me too often, but others were not so lucky, so I can understand those complaints. SR4 was one of the most fun games I had ever played in a minute though, so FIVE STARS.

I've yet to play Sleepy Dawgs, but I really wanna.

 

[bean breath]

Just a samoan boy
Born and raised in west Pensacola
He took the rocket train goin' anywhere

A wrestler in a smoky room
A smell of weed and cheap PEDs
One will win, all others will lose
Oh, the push never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Don't stop balee'in
Hold on to that feelin'
Royal Rumble people

Don't stop balee'in
Hold on to that feelin'
Wrestlemania people
Don't stop!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Well have I got news for you
http://i.minus.com/iEwzA0VWimTTY.gif
LOOK AT ALL DEM POINTS AND F2P CURRENCY YOU COULD BE GETTING DAWG

The only problem I had with SR4 was that it was too good the game would slow to a crawl at times when I was flying. I was lucky and didn't have it happen to me too often, but others were not so lucky, so I can understand those complaints. SR4 was one of the most fun games I had ever played in a minute though, so FIVE STARS.

I've yet to play Sleepy Dawgs, but I really wanna.

SR4 just felt really empty to me. The mission design, the world, the plot...just empty. Junk food, but not even amazing junk food like when you really have a craving, but junk food you're eating because it's 2 AM and you're wandering in the kitchen instead of sleeping.

The "They Live" mission was amazing though, I ain't gon lie

 

[bean breath]

That's a Soprano's spoiler by the way.

 

[Jimmy King]

At Royal Rumble it's 1 vs. ALL

1 - the number of one-on-one PPV matches Roman Reigns has had

 

[DMczaf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hngs_JRKCik#t=47

How can you not love DBry??

 

[Frecklestein]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hngs_JRKCik#t=47

How can you not love DBry??

Not even Kane got to hug Taker. Think of all the feuds and bullshit between them that could've been prevented all these years if they just hugged, man..

 

[Macho Madness]

Triple H is going to be on Good Morning America to talk about him hugging a kid on Raw

 

[Data West]

Fuck my sleeping cycle. The god damn worst.

Triple H is going to be on Good Morning America to talk about him hugging a kid on Raw

Told yall puppets

 

[bean breath]

Can I have links to the previous Avatar Rumbles, please?

 

[Jimmy King]

Triple H to win the Rumble?

 

[DMczaf]

I clicked on PopGAF for the 2nd time of my life...





I'm dead. Bury me with my GIFs.

 

[UberTag]

1 - the number of one-on-one PPV matches Roman Reigns has had

Hey, the Wrestling Observer newsletter gave that one PPV match a 4-star rating.

Clearly he's going to be most consistently excellent singles competitor of all-time.
They've just been saving him so we'll be in absolute awe of the moveset Roman has been secretly honing that will be unleashed upon his title victory.
No hiding behind wives and getting laid out backstage by Kane for him. No sirree, bob.

 

[Data West]

I watched some Dead Rising 3 gameplay and no longer want to play it. They should just remake Dead Rising 1.

 

[Sokantish]

I clicked on PopGAF for the 2nd time of my life...





I'm dead. Bury me with my GIFs.

RIP DM

 

[BoboBrazil]

Hey, the Wrestling Observer newsletter gave that one PPV match a 4-star rating.

Clearly he's going to be most consistently excellent singles competitor of all-time.
They've just been saving him so we'll be in absolute awe of the moveset Roman has been secretly honing that will be unleashed upon his title victory.
No hiding behind wives and getting laid out backstage by Kane for him. No sirree, bob.

Shit, they had Reigns take out Rollins, Kane, and the stooges all by himself. No getting tripped by Kane causing him to lose a match and then getting a beat down after.