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Jared's defense blames Subway sandwiches for his pedophilia- He still gets 15 years
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My question about Fogle and Taylor is... how do you have that conversation?
What i mean is, Taylor provided Fogle with the porn. Who first broached the question of pedophilia between the two of them? It's got to be, like, the riskiest conversation you can possibly have, given that it's much more likely to end up with you being reported to the cops than not.
Unless they met through an online pedo-ring or something, where does the conversation come from, if you're having lunch one day with the director of your Foundation, and the topic wanders into the "fetish" you have...?
What i mean is, Taylor provided Fogle with the porn. Who first broached the question of pedophilia between the two of them? It's got to be, like, the riskiest conversation you can possibly have, given that it's much more likely to end up with you being reported to the cops than not.
Unless they met through an online pedo-ring or something, where does the conversation come from, if you're having lunch one day with the director of your Foundation, and the topic wanders into the "fetish" you have...?
Ben Morales
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But wasn't he selling/renting porn from his dorm or something? And this was before he went on his Subway diet. Dude was already a sex addict.
You see, it's pedophilia, not pedophilia pedophilia.
Monocle
Member
Subway's ability to galvanize extreme weight loss is truly unprecedented. One can only imagine the disorienting effects of careening from morbid obesity to robust health in a matter of days. It's enough to make anyone access, download, and archive a vast volume of child pornography.
Thanks Subway.
He's already been getting fat again if that footage of him getting arrested is anything to go by
CassidyIzABeast
Member
Your honor I lost weight and my urge to look at children grew exponentially! Fuck outta here Jared.
CarpeDeezNutz
Member
I can't fathom how he just casually mentions it to that lady. And then asking about her kids!!!
The money quip from the judge was gold!
Brawly Likes to Brawl
Member
He should've just taken the L and not wasted the Judge's time with that bullshit. Everything was already over for him the minute he got caught.
And today I found out that there exists enough child porn to fill at least 5 terabytes of storage plus some change. Disgusting.
And today I found out that there exists enough child porn to fill at least 5 terabytes of storage plus some change. Disgusting.
Secret handshake.
And poor Subway (not really). As if being associated with this creep wasn't enough, now their sandwiches have been implicated in causing pedophilia.
Miles Quaritch
Member
15 years seems low considering the amount of abusive images he had and the ages of some of them.
Netherscourge
Banned
Subway should sue Jared for defamation of sandwiches.
He basically slandered their food by saying it caused his pedophillia.
He basically slandered their food by saying it caused his pedophillia.
Enter the Dragon Punch
Banned
And he still didn't get life
Black-Wind
Member
They knew about it and covered it up ..
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
Subway sandwiches give you hyper-sexuality? Then why don't you, you know, go out and sleep with someone your own age? You can't blame a sandwich for making you attracted to underage girls. That's all on you buddy. You were famous. You probably could have had any girl you wanted. but you picked the wrong ones and that's all your fault.
Seriously under-rated post. Laughed pretty hard.
hydrophilic attack
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Saying you don't want someone else to make a possibly distasteful joke is a nice way of actually making that joke without having to catch flak for it.
ZombiePlatypus
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This is like the fucking despicable Twinkie Defense. Except unlike in that case, people seem to see past the blatant bullshit.
EASTC0AST_GH05T
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Do you guys think he belongs behind bars or a mental institution? He seems pretty sick in the head and jail doesn't usually work when it comes to rehabilitating sickos. He will get out in 15 years and will most likely still be sick.
I remember reading an article about that a month or two back. Did we ever hear any more about it?
Ivan A Nguyen
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striferser
Huge Nickleback Fan
Epic burn by judge.
Mixolydian
Member
Won't need to pay 5 dollars for the footlongs in prison, Jared.
Choppasmith
Member
No sympathy whatsoever. Really hate that psychiatrist. "Mild pedophilia". Asshole.
-ShadowEmbracer-
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Listen up detectives!
( love this picture)
Life isn't some Black Forest Ham where you can just waltz through. The whole systems Cheddar. You can be chicken or you can be Bacon on the Ranch Melt. Being attracted to something considered illegal is a Cold Cut Combo for bad things. Back in the day when Mobsters and Italian B.M.T's ran the streets you'd be a Meatball Marinara if you looked at a single child. These days you're just an Oven Roasted Chicken for not owning up for your crimes. They're gonna make Roast Beef out that Spicy Italian. Oh in there won't be Steak and Cheese either. They're gonna go straight Subway Club on him in there.
Before he knows it, some guy named Bubba will be looking at him like a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki and all he's gonna feel like is a Tuna. Well personally I like women with beautiful Turkey Breast or Large Turkey Breast with some Black Forest Hams If you catch my drift Muahah!. Anyway, i'm just some Turkey Italiano melt myself and women of my dreams don't exist anymore so I'm just gonna have to settle with a Yoga doing, Tarroh Card reading, meditating, everyday Juicing Veggie Dellte.
Life isn't some Black Forest Ham where you can just waltz through. The whole systems Cheddar. You can be chicken or you can be Bacon on the Ranch Melt. Being attracted to something considered illegal is a Cold Cut Combo for bad things. Back in the day when Mobsters and Italian B.M.T's ran the streets you'd be a Meatball Marinara if you looked at a single child. These days you're just an Oven Roasted Chicken for not owning up for your crimes. They're gonna make Roast Beef out that Spicy Italian. Oh in there won't be Steak and Cheese either. They're gonna go straight Subway Club on him in there.
Before he knows it, some guy named Bubba will be looking at him like a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki and all he's gonna feel like is a Tuna. Well personally I like women with beautiful Turkey Breast or Large Turkey Breast with some Black Forest Hams If you catch my drift Muahah!. Anyway, i'm just some Turkey Italiano melt myself and women of my dreams don't exist anymore so I'm just gonna have to settle with a Yoga doing, Tarroh Card reading, meditating, everyday Juicing Veggie Dellte.
Ivan Amiibo
Banned
Listen up detectives!
( love this picture)
Life isn't some Black Forest Ham where you can just waltz through. The whole systems Cheddar. You can be chicken or you can be Bacon on the Ranch Melt. Being attracted to something considered illegal is a Cold Cut Combo for bad things. Back in the day when Mobsters and Italian B.M.T's ran the streets you'd be a Meatball Marinara if you looked at a single child. These days you're just an Oven Roasted Chicken for not owning up for your crimes. They're gonna make Roast Beef out that Spicy Italian. Oh in there won't be Steak and Cheese either. They're gonna go straight Subway Club on him in there.
Before he knows it, some guy named Bubba will be looking at him like a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki and all he's gonna feel like is a Tuna. Well personally I like women with beautiful Turkey Breast or Large Turkey Breast with some Black Forest Hams If you catch my drift Muahah!. Anyway, i'm just some Turkey Italiano melt myself and women of my dreams don't exist anymore so I'm just gonna have to settle with a Yoga doing, Tarroh Card reading, meditating, everyday Juicing Veggie Dellte.
hahahah ok
I think you have to serve the majority of a federal sentence.
State sentences though are really more like 2 days served for each day you're in there plus time off for good behavior.
I don't know if Fogle's charges are federal or state, but if its state charges, in Indiana, he could be out in 7 1/2 years.
Angelus Errare
Banned
15 years? repeat drug offenders get longer than that. This system man, I swear.
lol, what did Subway do wrong.
Other than their sandwiches causing grown men to want to fuck babies?
Choppasmith
Member
I think you missed the joke.
A Subway franchisee has said that she tried to tell higher-ups at the company about the Jared stuff a few years ago, and that she was basically told to shut up.
Dash_Riprock
Member
I'm surprised the thread has made it this far without a prison rape joke (unless I missed it).
Neuromancer
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Yeah I don't know why people just can't seem to take responsibility for their actions.
what the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
every file I've ever saved period put together isn't even half of that
CountAntonius
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The Russel Taylot asshole better not get a slap on the wrist for cooperation either.
Dr. Black Jack
Member
Overexpansion, a bunch of class-action lawsuits from franchise owners and the Great Recession basically. I live in the biggest metropolitan area of my state and I can only think of one that's still open. Sucks.
Well when a major tablold prints out in the biggest boldest text ever for Jared to enjoy a foot long in jail, well shit, nothing we say can even match that.
Ziltoidia 9
Member
There is a diffrent term for like teenagers that are under age. His lawyer should have know better not to use such a stupid term like MILD PEDOPHILIA. Likes like saying "legitimate rape"
Ah, didn't see that part because it wasn't quoted, assumed it was the OP's opinion.
Listen up detectives!
( love this picture)
Life isn't some Black Forest Ham where you can just waltz through. The whole systems Cheddar. You can be chicken or you can be Bacon on the Ranch Melt. Being attracted to something considered illegal is a Cold Cut Combo for bad things. Back in the day when Mobsters and Italian B.M.T's ran the streets you'd be a Meatball Marinara if you looked at a single child. These days you're just an Oven Roasted Chicken for not owning up for your crimes. They're gonna make Roast Beef out that Spicy Italian. Oh in there won't be Steak and Cheese either. They're gonna go straight Subway Club on him in there.
Before he knows it, some guy named Bubba will be looking at him like a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki and all he's gonna feel like is a Tuna. Well personally I like women with beautiful Turkey Breast or Large Turkey Breast with some Black Forest Hams If you catch my drift Muahah!. Anyway, i'm just some Turkey Italiano melt myself and women of my dreams don't exist anymore so I'm just gonna have to settle with a Yoga doing, Tarroh Card reading, meditating, everyday Juicing Veggie Dellte.
If this isn't copy/pasta it should be.
Doc Holliday
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What an asshole! Im also shocked he has 7 million to give to his family. Had no idea he made that much.
Sure, there are a number of different framings people use to try to excuse this sort of thing. I don't think it would've mattered which one they used here.
It's not clear how much credence we should give the claims, since I haven't seen much backing it up. On the other hand, the descriptions of what happened map pretty neatly to similar bullshit at Penn St. Let me find a link.
Edit:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/subway-franchisee-jared-fogle-crimes_55e0898be4b0b7a96338b3ba
And here's Subway's tepid response, which I hadn't seen before: http://www.people.com/article/subway-responds-jared-fogle-sex-minors-claims
Cosmo Clock 21
Banned
Actually, *pushes glasses up nose* it's called ephebophilia
TheLostBigBoss
Banned
mild pedophilia.
Does Jared have the same layers as George Bluth Sr. ?
Does Jared have the same layers as George Bluth Sr. ?
Lan Dong Mik
And why would I want them?
Holyshiiit listening to the Dr. Phil audio tapes they recorded of this sick fuck is straight up insane. This dude might not survive in prison.
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