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[Scotty W]

I swear to god this was already a thing more than a year ago. Am I going crazy?

You are thinking of the one they made with Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Does anyone remember that high-budget (relatively speaking) porn parody of the first Pirates movie? I think it even got an R-rated cut and DVD release at retailers.

 

[Xenon]

Jack Sparrow made the existing movies, but it may be time for a reboot of the style and have one that goes another direction. There's more than one way to tell pirate stories, and some fresh ideas would be welcome (tbh I got tired of Jack Sparrow after the 2nd movie).

Jane Sparrow! Well done gents we've cracked the code.

 

[Salz01]

I think the pirate movies have run their course. Also after the trial, I hope JD tells Disney to fuck off. Margot won’t be able to carry the movie.

 

[PrimetimeKnight]

 

[nkarafo]

And it will flop.

As it should.

 

[Nankatsu]

Not gonna lie, would love to see another Pirate's movie with Johny Deep, but considering Disney would profit after ditching him, I hope he just tells them to fuck off if that opportunity arises again.