edit: yep, found em, it checks outJojo boards is down, where are you seeing this?
edit: yep, found em, it checks outJojo boards is down, where are you seeing this?
edit: yep, found em, it checks out
hehe
This is fantastic.
there was no part 4 tease?
We'll get Part 4 anime guys. When is the last bluray releasing? Just like Part 2's ending, we may get a teaser in the bluray
I never noticed the finger twitch or the Polnareff and the stairs part until other people mentioned. However, what's blowing my mind is this one
I might be overthinking it, but it's not just Cream swooping in and coloring Avdol's half red (which btw also excludes his arm, the only thing that was left of him from that attack), it's the trail that Vanilla was leaving when he was circling blindly around Polnareff to kill him. Polnareff is even in what would be the center while Iggy is in a "safe zone".
Holy shit this single second of the opening just has so much freaking stuff in it
Ranking the protagonists and antagonists (excluding part 8 because it isn't done)
JOJOs
1. JOSEPH JOESTAR
While the series started with Jonathan, in my eyes the true template for future JoJos come from Joseph. Every Joestar becomes just a little bit better when they show off that little bit of Joseph in them. Hotheaded and cocky but savvy focused, Joseph grew up in the mean streets of 1930s New York with no moral compass except his grandma and superman comics. Better still is his inclusion in part 3, where he's shows that even if he's grown smarter with age, he's still the same clever and goofy son of a bitch.
2. JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
While Josuke is his father's son in many ways, what really makes josuke for me is just how much of a friend he is. "JoJo-Bros" are common in the franchise, but everyone would like a friend like Josuke. He will go to every length to protect those closest to him, and as much as I like Joseph, I can fully understand where Josuke's initial dislike of him comes from. It just makes his eventual acceptance all the better.
3. JOLYNE CUJOH
I don't get enough foxy women in my manga/anime, so when I was first introduced to Jolyne, who was worrying whether or not the prison guard saw her masturbating, I knew there was something special here. When she starts doing vogue poses during a cavity search, that's what hooked me. Strong and independent but still certainly a teenage girl, Jolyne is just a joy to look at, just a fantastic design. She has just enough naivete to sell probably the most bizarre part of JoJo, being newly thrust into a world of responsibility. Her relationship with her father Jotaro is fascinating, and her growth throughout part 6 is really well done.
4. JOHNNY JOESTAR
Johnny Joestar's position on this list is purely due to his character development and his relationship to Gyro. Make no mistake, Johnny is a side character to Gyro. That isn't to say that he's a bad character, just that he's (purposely) overshadowed despite being a JoJo. That said, his development from a silver spoon in his mouth spoiled prick wallowing in self pity to a fiercely determined friend feels natural and very well done. Also, his deadpan but at the same time completely sincere reaction to Gyro's jokes is what makes those segments.
5. JOTARO KUJO
I think Jotaro gets a bum rap. Coming off the excellent Joseph, Jotaro seems stoic almost to the point of being boring. But I don't see that when I see Jotaro as a whole. While his main inspiration is Clint Eastwood (and it shows) what I notice in Jotaro reminds me of Darrel from the novel/movie "The Outsiders." He' essentially a teenager who had to grow up too fast, since he was basically the man of the house. This carries over into his adventures from part 3, part 4, and part 6. No matter who he hangs out with, he's the rock, the dependable big brother who's always there to help you when you stumble. He's got a hard time expressing his emotions, but it's clear he just wants the best for the people he cares about.
6. GIORNO GIOVANNA
Ah Giorno, what might've been. Overshadowed by the rest of his crew, the son of Dio Brando spends most of the time being the Kakyoin of his team instead of the JoJo. I don't hate Giorno, his idealism and ambition still comes across, and his relationship of the group is what saves him. There was perhaps no moments in part 5 as hype as Giorno channeling his father and mudamudadaing his enemies to death.
7. JONATHAN JOESTAR
There are things to like about part 1. Dio Brando. Speedwagon. Will Zeppeli. But I would have a hard time selling part 1 around Jonathan Joestar. Completely devoid of almost any character agency, most of the time part 1 feels like the story of Dio Brando and how he failed. His one noted idealism is tolerated entirely because of the over the top evil of Dio Brando. There's a reason Araki would want to go back and change Jonathan.
ANTAGONISTS
1. YOSHIKAGE KIRA
Uggh choosing my number one was so hard. In the end I went with Kira, simply because instead of over the top, Kira is disturbingly human. When he threatens people, he doesn't want to suck their blood for immortality, he will get right in your face and squeeze every last drop of dread out of you before he kills you. He's Patrick Bateman with a fantastic stand design.
2. PRESIDENT FUNNY VALENTINE
Even though Kira is my number one, Funny Valentine could've easily taken that spot. The two moments that solidified this guy was the napkin speech and convincing Johnny to cure him of the infinite spin. Those moments made me feel like I knew exactly where this guy was coming from. His stand ability is essentially a reflection on how this guy just won't give up, he'll keep coming back over and over to achieve his goal. Not to mention, he's hilarious to watch in action.
3. ENRICO PUCCI
An evil man who didn't know he was evil, Pucci's fatalism drives him to do some downright despicable things over the course of the story. Pucci seems to care for no one, seeing them as tools for manipulation. He will do whatever it takes to succeed, and perhaps no other antagonist manages to be as infuriatingly underhanded. HE KILLED THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.
4. DIO BRANDO
The man who started it all. Whose influence and sheer desire to fuck with the Joestars transcends time and dimensions. No villain in any media I've seen has managed to distill trolling and messing with people down to an art-form. He goes beyond narcissism, this is a man who seems to get sexual pleasure just by being alive. He wants to rule the world, but not for any particular reason, he just feels entitled to it. Because he's there and he can, so why not?
5. DIAVOLO
For a long time I actively despised Diavolo. It doesn't help that he is just garish to look at, even by JoJo standards. In many ways I still haven't really gained a ton of enjoyment from him. But over time I've shifted my perception of him and I recognize what he truly was; a fuck-up. He's insecure, paranoid, superstitious, and way to proud to recognize A and B. Diavolo works more for me as an example of all the things wrong with organized crime. As a weaselly shit head crime boss, he works perfectly.
6. KARS
I don't know if this is a controversial opinion, because I have yet to see anyone rank Kars very highly. His lack of screen-time is what really does him in. He's honestly the least interesting of the Pillar Men, and the only cool thing that happens with him happens due to hax. He's very much like Dio, but we don't see that until the end. He's just not a very strong villain.
Ranking the protagonists and antagonists (excluding part 8 because it isn't done)
JOJOs
1. JOSEPH JOESTAR
While the series started with Jonathan, in my eyes the true template for future JoJos come from Joseph. Every Joestar becomes just a little bit better when they show off that little bit of Joseph in them. Hotheaded and cocky but savvy focused, Joseph grew up in the mean streets of 1930s New York with no moral compass except his grandma and superman comics. Better still is his inclusion in part 3, where he's shows that even if he's grown smarter with age, he's still the same clever and goofy son of a bitch.
2. JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
While Josuke is his father's son in many ways, what really makes josuke for me is just how much of a friend he is. "JoJo-Bros" are common in the franchise, but everyone would like a friend like Josuke. He will go to every length to protect those closest to him, and as much as I like Joseph, I can fully understand where Josuke's initial dislike of him comes from. It just makes his eventual acceptance all the better.
3. JOLYNE CUJOH
I don't get enough foxy women in my manga/anime, so when I was first introduced to Jolyne, who was worrying whether or not the prison guard saw her masturbating, I knew there was something special here. When she starts doing vogue poses during a cavity search, that's what hooked me. Strong and independent but still certainly a teenage girl, Jolyne is just a joy to look at, just a fantastic design. She has just enough naivete to sell probably the most bizarre part of JoJo, being newly thrust into a world of responsibility. Her relationship with her father Jotaro is fascinating, and her growth throughout part 6 is really well done.
4. JOHNNY JOESTAR
Johnny Joestar's position on this list is purely due to his character development and his relationship to Gyro. Make no mistake, Johnny is a side character to Gyro. That isn't to say that he's a bad character, just that he's (purposely) overshadowed despite being a JoJo. That said, his development from a silver spoon in his mouth spoiled prick wallowing in self pity to a fiercely determined friend feels natural and very well done. Also, his deadpan but at the same time completely sincere reaction to Gyro's jokes is what makes those segments.
5. JOTARO KUJO
I think Jotaro gets a bum rap. Coming off the excellent Joseph, Jotaro seems stoic almost to the point of being boring. But I don't see that when I see Jotaro as a whole. While his main inspiration is Clint Eastwood (and it shows) what I notice in Jotaro reminds me of Darrel from the novel/movie "The Outsiders." He' essentially a teenager who had to grow up too fast, since he was basically the man of the house. This carries over into his adventures from part 3, part 4, and part 6. No matter who he hangs out with, he's the rock, the dependable big brother who's always there to help you when you stumble. He's got a hard time expressing his emotions, but it's clear he just wants the best for the people he cares about.
6. GIORNO GIOVANNA
Ah Giorno, what might've been. Overshadowed by the rest of his crew, the son of Dio Brando spends most of the time being the Kakyoin of his team instead of the JoJo. I don't hate Giorno, his idealism and ambition still comes across, and his relationship of the group is what saves him. There was perhaps no moments in part 5 as hype as Giorno channeling his father and mudamudadaing his enemies to death.
7. JONATHAN JOESTAR
There are things to like about part 1. Dio Brando. Speedwagon. Will Zeppeli. But I would have a hard time selling part 1 around Jonathan Joestar. Completely devoid of almost any character agency, most of the time part 1 feels like the story of Dio Brando and how he failed. His one noted idealism is tolerated entirely because of the over the top evil of Dio Brando. There's a reason Araki would want to go back and change Jonathan.
ANTAGONISTS
1. YOSHIKAGE KIRA
Uggh choosing my number one was so hard. In the end I went with Kira, simply because instead of over the top, Kira is disturbingly human. When he threatens people, he doesn't want to suck their blood for immortality, he will get right in your face and squeeze every last drop of dread out of you before he kills you. He's Patrick Bateman with a fantastic stand design.
2. PRESIDENT FUNNY VALENTINE
Even though Kira is my number one, Funny Valentine could've easily taken that spot. The two moments that solidified this guy was the napkin speech and convincing Johnny to cure him of the infinite spin. Those moments made me feel like I knew exactly where this guy was coming from. His stand ability is essentially a reflection on how this guy just won't give up, he'll keep coming back over and over to achieve his goal. Not to mention, he's hilarious to watch in action.
3. ENRICO PUCCI
An evil man who didn't know he was evil, Pucci's fatalism drives him to do some downright despicable things over the course of the story. Pucci seems to care for no one, seeing them as tools for manipulation. He will do whatever it takes to succeed, and perhaps no other antagonist manages to be as infuriatingly underhanded. HE KILLED THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.
4. DIO BRANDO
The man who started it all. Whose influence and sheer desire to fuck with the Joestars transcends time and dimensions. No villain in any media I've seen has managed to distill trolling and messing with people down to an art-form. He goes beyond narcissism, this is a man who seems to get sexual pleasure just by being alive. He wants to rule the world, but not for any particular reason, he just feels entitled to it. Because he's there and he can, so why not?
5. DIAVOLO
For a long time I actively despised Diavolo. It doesn't help that he is just garish to look at, even by JoJo standards. In many ways I still haven't really gained a ton of enjoyment from him. But over time I've shifted my perception of him and I recognize what he truly was; a fuck-up. He's insecure, paranoid, superstitious, and way to proud to recognize A and B. Diavolo works more for me as an example of all the things wrong with organized crime. As a weaselly shit head crime boss, he works perfectly.
6. KARS
I don't know if this is a controversial opinion, because I have yet to see anyone rank Kars very highly. His lack of screen-time is what really does him in. He's honestly the least interesting of the Pillar Men, and the only cool thing that happens with him happens due to hax. He's very much like Dio, but we don't see that until the end. He's just not a very strong villain.
I finished Battle Tendency, and it was awesome. Definitely an improvement over Phantom Blood. I have now started Stardust Crusaders, but I am unclear about Dio's coffin. I thought Erina used that to survive the destruction of the ship?
Personal rankings are so boring now. Joseph is always first in every list.
Although I think everyone agrees Kira is best antagonist which is kind of a given, really.
Rankings!
Well that's unfortunate. What about the star birthmark? I can't remember if Joeseph or Jonathan had them in their seasons.Plot hole. Don't worry, SC has several more to come.
Johnny and Valentine (or maybe Pucci) are at the top of my lists.
Well that's unfortunate. What about the star birthmark? I can't remember if Joeseph or Jonathan had them in their seasons.
This is a great write-up. Convincing, too.Ranking the protagonists and antagonists (excluding part 8 because it isn't done)
JOJOs
1. JOSEPH JOESTAR
While the series started with Jonathan, in my eyes the true template for future JoJos come from Joseph. Every Joestar becomes just a little bit better when they show off that little bit of Joseph in them. Hotheaded and cocky but savvy focused, Joseph grew up in the mean streets of 1930s New York with no moral compass except his grandma and superman comics. Better still is his inclusion in part 3, where he's shows that even if he's grown smarter with age, he's still the same clever and goofy son of a bitch.
2. JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
While Josuke is his father's son in many ways, what really makes josuke for me is just how much of a friend he is. "JoJo-Bros" are common in the franchise, but everyone would like a friend like Josuke. He will go to every length to protect those closest to him, and as much as I like Joseph, I can fully understand where Josuke's initial dislike of him comes from. It just makes his eventual acceptance all the better.
3. JOLYNE CUJOH
I don't get enough foxy women in my manga/anime, so when I was first introduced to Jolyne, who was worrying whether or not the prison guard saw her masturbating, I knew there was something special here. When she starts doing vogue poses during a cavity search, that's what hooked me. Strong and independent but still certainly a teenage girl, Jolyne is just a joy to look at, just a fantastic design. She has just enough naivete to sell probably the most bizarre part of JoJo, being newly thrust into a world of responsibility. Her relationship with her father Jotaro is fascinating, and her growth throughout part 6 is really well done.
4. JOHNNY JOESTAR
Johnny Joestar's position on this list is purely due to his character development and his relationship to Gyro. Make no mistake, Johnny is a side character to Gyro. That isn't to say that he's a bad character, just that he's (purposely) overshadowed despite being a JoJo. That said, his development from a silver spoon in his mouth spoiled prick wallowing in self pity to a fiercely determined friend feels natural and very well done. Also, his deadpan but at the same time completely sincere reaction to Gyro's jokes is what makes those segments.
5. JOTARO KUJO
I think Jotaro gets a bum rap. Coming off the excellent Joseph, Jotaro seems stoic almost to the point of being boring. But I don't see that when I see Jotaro as a whole. While his main inspiration is Clint Eastwood (and it shows) what I notice in Jotaro reminds me of Darrel from the novel/movie "The Outsiders." He' essentially a teenager who had to grow up too fast, since he was basically the man of the house. This carries over into his adventures from part 3, part 4, and part 6. No matter who he hangs out with, he's the rock, the dependable big brother who's always there to help you when you stumble. He's got a hard time expressing his emotions, but it's clear he just wants the best for the people he cares about.
6. GIORNO GIOVANNA
Ah Giorno, what might've been. Overshadowed by the rest of his crew, the son of Dio Brando spends most of the time being the Kakyoin of his team instead of the JoJo. I don't hate Giorno, his idealism and ambition still comes across, and his relationship of the group is what saves him. There was perhaps no moments in part 5 as hype as Giorno channeling his father and mudamudadaing his enemies to death.
7. JONATHAN JOESTAR
There are things to like about part 1. Dio Brando. Speedwagon. Will Zeppeli. But I would have a hard time selling part 1 around Jonathan Joestar. Completely devoid of almost any character agency, most of the time part 1 feels like the story of Dio Brando and how he failed. His one noted idealism is tolerated entirely because of the over the top evil of Dio Brando. There's a reason Araki would want to go back and change Jonathan.
ANTAGONISTS
1. YOSHIKAGE KIRA
Uggh choosing my number one was so hard. In the end I went with Kira, simply because instead of over the top, Kira is disturbingly human. When he threatens people, he doesn't want to suck their blood for immortality, he will get right in your face and squeeze every last drop of dread out of you before he kills you. He's Patrick Bateman with a fantastic stand design.
2. PRESIDENT FUNNY VALENTINE
Even though Kira is my number one, Funny Valentine could've easily taken that spot. The two moments that solidified this guy was the napkin speech and convincing Johnny to cure him of the infinite spin. Those moments made me feel like I knew exactly where this guy was coming from. His stand ability is essentially a reflection on how this guy just won't give up, he'll keep coming back over and over to achieve his goal. Not to mention, he's hilarious to watch in action.
3. ENRICO PUCCI
An evil man who didn't know he was evil, Pucci's fatalism drives him to do some downright despicable things over the course of the story. Pucci seems to care for no one, seeing them as tools for manipulation. He will do whatever it takes to succeed, and perhaps no other antagonist manages to be as infuriatingly underhanded. HE KILLED THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.
4. DIO BRANDO
The man who started it all. Whose influence and sheer desire to fuck with the Joestars transcends time and dimensions. No villain in any media I've seen has managed to distill trolling and messing with people down to an art-form. He goes beyond narcissism, this is a man who seems to get sexual pleasure just by being alive. He wants to rule the world, but not for any particular reason, he just feels entitled to it. Because he's there and he can, so why not?
5. DIAVOLO
For a long time I actively despised Diavolo. It doesn't help that he is just garish to look at, even by JoJo standards. In many ways I still haven't really gained a ton of enjoyment from him. But over time I've shifted my perception of him and I recognize what he truly was; a fuck-up. He's insecure, paranoid, superstitious, and way to proud to recognize A and B. Diavolo works more for me as an example of all the things wrong with organized crime. As a weaselly shit head crime boss, he works perfectly.
6. KARS
I don't know if this is a controversial opinion, because I have yet to see anyone rank Kars very highly. His lack of screen-time is what really does him in. He's honestly the least interesting of the Pillar Men, and the only cool thing that happens with him happens due to hax. He's very much like Dio, but we don't see that until the end. He's just not a very strong villain.