JadedWriter
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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure |OT| Get back, Stand up
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Speedydonut
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JadedWriter
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I swear Jojo has the best crossover memes.
BinaryPork2737
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I mean, next week's episode is called "Janken Boy is Coming!"
The title alone should tell you how absurd and comedic the premise for next week's Stand battle is. And there are still 13 episodes after that.
JadedWriter
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Due to HxH I already know Janken is Rock Paper Scissors so that should be quite interesting.
RubberLuffy
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Janken Boy/RPS Kid (whichever translation you prefer) is the most intense, high flying, violent fight in Part 4
Maybe
Riposte
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I remember speed-running leading me to believe that Kira found Kosaku inside Cinderella when he did the swap. Hit me long after the fact how tragic it would be if he was trying to change himself to please his wife on the day he died. I was wrong though, Kira picks him out from the crowd outside, and he was just a boring fucking dude til the day he died.
8 X 11 Printer Paper
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JoJo Part 8 Chapter 58
Well that was a lovely family reunion...are we going to have a legal/lawyer battle now to out hype the stag beetle battle?
Well that was a lovely family reunion...are we going to have a legal/lawyer battle now to out hype the stag beetle battle?
FlowersisBritish
fleurs n'est pas britannique
I should start reading that again. I stopped right as, what I imagine, the most important flashback started. Heard shit got crazy?
Good chapter. Glad we're moving the plot forward after that filler arc. But...
yeah, it was basically a big plot dump. things are starting to get interesting,
Joshu asking to suck his mom's tits was something else. What a freak. Just when you think he can't get any weirder.
yeah, it was basically a big plot dump. things are starting to get interesting,
EmCeeGramr
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summarizing JoJolion is going to be nearly impossible after it's all said and done
BreezyLimbo
Banned
All I know about it is that there is a sailor. And a stand is called Soft n' Wet.
8 X 11 Printer Paper
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Trying to explain why Gappy has four balls is already a hurdle for most non-readers to try to processes.
BreezyLimbo
Banned
Uh
Try me?
Guess: Gappys 4 balls are because his 2 extra ones are...Stands...and he individually can control...each extra ball?
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Did...did josuke see Mary, mother of Jesus in Holly's room?
Also ha, screw you joshuu
Also ha, screw you joshuu
Jojolion ch. 58
I'm guessing the actual answer is we still need to see more of it.
So does Kaato's stand allow her to store things in her cards? That's not really what I was expecting, but I mean, she stabbed Joshuu with it, so it clearly can be useful.
I'm guessing the actual answer is we still need to see more of it.
MetroidPrimeRib
Banned
Joshuu is such a massive piece of shit oh my god
EmCeeGramr
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I mean if you want to describe wacky situations out of context, I think Stone Ocean and Steel Ball Run are still the kings, but you can basically summarize their plots.
JoJolion has been running for five years and I'm not sure you can really explain what the hell is going on in a way that really gets the idea across.
JoJolion has been running for five years and I'm not sure you can really explain what the hell is going on in a way that really gets the idea across.
SolarKnight
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Eh, at it's simplest and without context it's not too complex really.
His body is the result of Josefumi/Josuke's body combining with body parts of Kira Yoshikage's body.
EmCeeGramr
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Phantom Blood: Supernatural feud between two foster brothers in 1800s England
Battle Tendency: Rogueish teen in the 1930s has to fulfill his family destiny by mastering a mystical martial art to fight an ancient threat
Stardust Crusaders: Protagonist develops psychic powers and has to save his mother from a deadly curse, and so he and his friends travel across the world to hunt down a vampire, while dodging deadly psychic assassins
Diamond is Unbreakable: Residents of a small town discover mysterious and deadly supernatural threats and secretly fight to protect the peace
Vento Aureo: A young man has a dream to become a powerful gangster who helps the community instead of hurting it, and becomes involved in a supernatural gang war while trying to climb the ladder
Stone Ocean: Young woman is falsely imprisoned and must save her father and fulfill her destiny by stopping a madman from remaking the world and taking revenge against her family
Steel Ball Run: Two men enter a prestigious race for their own personal reasons, and become good friends as they grow together and uncover a deadly supernatural conspiracy behind the events of it
JoJolion:
Battle Tendency: Rogueish teen in the 1930s has to fulfill his family destiny by mastering a mystical martial art to fight an ancient threat
Stardust Crusaders: Protagonist develops psychic powers and has to save his mother from a deadly curse, and so he and his friends travel across the world to hunt down a vampire, while dodging deadly psychic assassins
Diamond is Unbreakable: Residents of a small town discover mysterious and deadly supernatural threats and secretly fight to protect the peace
Vento Aureo: A young man has a dream to become a powerful gangster who helps the community instead of hurting it, and becomes involved in a supernatural gang war while trying to climb the ladder
Stone Ocean: Young woman is falsely imprisoned and must save her father and fulfill her destiny by stopping a madman from remaking the world and taking revenge against her family
Steel Ball Run: Two men enter a prestigious race for their own personal reasons, and become good friends as they grow together and uncover a deadly supernatural conspiracy behind the events of it
JoJolion:
A guy wakes up with no memories, and his adoptive family is evil, but not really, and it's actually rock people who are evil, but it's actually about a mystical fruit, but also saving his mom (who's half not his mom), and the rock people aren't the real final bad guys, it really is (part of) the family that's evil, and it's actually about an ancient family curse that's actually part of both sides of the main protagonist's double families, (and Jesus is involved somehow, but maybe not) but the fruit is still connected somehow, and there was an earthquake that made magical cliffs that might be connected or maybe not. Also sometime there's random supernatural stuff happening in the town that doesn't really have anything to do with anything
Jojolion is like DiU structurally, setting up seemingly unconnected events and then tying them all together. It's less slice-of-life-y too.
There's bits of Battle Tendency too, like Gappy's arc being about his origins and family, like Joseph's arc. And the Pillar Men/Rock Humans, ofc.
BreezyLimbo
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Poor Gappy and Holly. 
What the actual fuck, Joshu. Wait shit the chapter is already over. Goddamn it.
Guess Kato's murder, Jobin, and Gappy's attempts to earn money are the primary plots now. (Time for Josuke to cheatRohan Joshu out of money!)
That page when he acknowledged he was her son, goddamn.
What the actual fuck, Joshu. Wait shit the chapter is already over. Goddamn it.
Guess Kato's murder, Jobin, and Gappy's attempts to earn money are the primary plots now. (Time for Josuke to cheat
No, he was remembering how Holly saved Josefumi.
Yes, yes. I like the way you think. Hopefully we get a dice game out of this
Maybe instead of a house, it's Joshuu who burns down though.
NCR Redslayer
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Ok does david bowie also have the ability to make women have the sex drive of a cat?
It's a mixture of Kira being naturally charismatic, Kosaku being a shitty husband, and maybe Cinderella doing shit.
NCR Redslayer
NeoGAF's Vegeta
He's almost has all the sex appeal of the different versions of bowie. Add the fact that his stand is cat sure makes him a killer queen. Somewhere out there is a comic of his stand having awkward interaction with a real cat.
Also new kira looks hideous.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
You know, it'd be hilarious if Jojolion ends up being Spanish Soap Operas + Stands
Glass Rebel
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this better be good, I need a halloween costume
JadedWriter
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I mean he is David Bowie after all. Kira hasn't donned the personality of Ziggy Stardust era Bowie yet though.
MillionStabs
Banned
Hahah. Norisuke practicing his hamon breathing in the living room.
Also fuck you Joshu. One good arc isn't enough to pay for a lifetime on being a shit.
Also fuck you Joshu. One good arc isn't enough to pay for a lifetime on being a shit.
RecRoulette
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Jojolion is so damn good. Joshu you dumb fuck.
NCR Redslayer
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Wait are people just starting to hate Joshu or are they refinding their hate for Joshu just now?
RecRoulette
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If it wasn't for the Yashuo thing I'd think Joshu is a lovable dumb fuck. But...I think even Araki is going out of his way to go "No, really. Hate this dude"
That's your mom bruh.
Seems like we get some stardust in there as well with the holly subplot. Makes me wonder if there is a part 9 it will be a mix of part 5 and 6 since SBR was a bit of a retake of 1.
That would be interesting.
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