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[SteveWinwood]

http://heterosexualawarenessmonth.com/

The mission of Heterosexual Awareness Month is to educate the world, commemorate our heritage, celebrate our culture, and liberate our people.

Heterosexual Awareness Month is a month-long annual observance of straight people, and the growing struggle of the rights and related civil rights put in jeopardy.

To stop heterophobia, protect marriage and promote heterosexual lifestyle, tradition and culture.

Some fun reading if you wish: Gay Marriage Will Destroy America as We Know It

So how are you guys celebrating Heterosexual Awareness Month?

Are you becoming more aware of heterosexuals? I don't think enough people are aware of them yet.

Spoiler

This is what people choose to do with the first amendment :/

 

[Ultima_5]

so is it something that's just associated with homophobia or is it a legit thing

 

[terribletwo]

Aware? I don't even know what it means!

 

[victreeb3l]

i cant believe this isnt satire

 

[SteveWinwood]

so is it something that's just associated with homophobia or is it a legit thing

sorry i cant hear you im too busy being oppressed

 

[smokeandmirrors]

i cant believe this isnt satire

It's.... it's not?

Spoiler

Poe's law n a bag o chips.

 

[jgminto]

Please be trolling.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Phew, so happy that we're not discriminated against.

 

[Link]

I'm pretty sure every month is Heterosexual Awareness Month.

 

[Steelrain]

I'm going to celebrate our month by putting my penis into a vagina. Just like god intended.

 

[minor effort]

Death rattle of social conservatism.

 

[DominoKid]

Im about to go HAM.

 

[Satch]

straight people please stop this nonsense

 

[a Master Ninja]

Is this a joke?

 

[krypt0nian]

Poor straight people.

 

[Hunter S.]

I like the vagina.

 

[Router]

THAT DOG IS CLEARLY READING A BOOK.

 

[wenis]

oh god im gunna post all of these to my facebook wall. they're fucking hilarious!

 

[BlackGhost]

Huaah, not really sure whats going on in here...

 

[alfredofroylan]

Can we have a Hetero pride parade? Like with a giant car with the form of a grill and Chuck Norris impersonators?

 

[Ultima_5]

sorry i cant hear you im too busy being oppressed

i've never felt oppressed before.... it's a good thing this month brought it to my attention!

 

[IamMattFox]

I don't get the dog one.

 

[Vermillion]

It's really not so bad. After a while, I've started to enjoy life with my government-appointed gay lover.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Guys.

It's satire.

 

[Ties]

Is this really a thing?

 

[Jintor]

The co-opting of claims of victimhood by majority groups is one of the most depressing things. Oh hurr durr we're so persecuted you can't even treat people differently on the basis of their sexual orientation anymore wahhhhh.

Guys.

It's satire.

I sure hope so.

 

[thefit]

What happens after the months ends and everyone forgets I'm hetero what do I do then?

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Animals don't read?!

Tell that us Canadians, and Wishbone. ( I hope you all have seen that show)

 

[Cow Mengde]

Do we need a big intervention to come out of the closet to proclaim we are heterosexual?

 

[Manu]

I'm not sure why, but the fact that the kid knows what sodomy is made the pic a lot funnier.

 

[Skeyser]

I felt so oppressed being straight I wouldn't even leave my house anymore, now I feel free again!

 

[happypup]

And here I was worrying that heterosexuals would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

 

[LQX]

So is this genuine or of some sort of dig at homophobes by way of trying to label all heterosexuals homophobes? Its actually kind of offensive.

 

[johnsmith]

This one made me laugh.

 

[terribletwo]

I don't get the dog one.

An argument for homosexuality being natural is that it can be found in the animal kingdom

 

[freenudemacusers]

finally I can be myself without judgement.

 

[BronsonLee]

Im about to go HAM.

*slow clap* This needs more love

 

[Coolness]

I...h-have...no...w-words...

 

[Dany]

How funny.

Seriously, my sides,

They hurt.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Guys.

It's satire.

It better be. I thought they were serious... Then again, you know there will bound to be people who take this seriously.

 

[XenodudeX]

I don't know..I hear good things about that vagina thing.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Oh God, please be satire.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Can we have White History Month and Christian Appreciation Month too?

 

[minor effort]

ahaha they're touting Chick Fil A as though they're an integral part of ther movement

Millions of people then rushed to support stores across the country

. . . So Proud . . .

 

[victreeb3l]

Can we have White History Month and Christian Appreciation Month too?

we should have a mens history month as well. we are so fucking oppressed man.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I really don't think it's satire sadly. I spent an hour looking for any inkling, any clue. I think it's just extreme dumb people.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

sorry i cant hear you im too busy being oppressed

"HELP I'VE BEEN OPPRESSED AND I CAN'T GET UP"

 

[Ratrat]

I don't get the dog one.

You've never heard the gay penguin argument?

 

[Beelzeboss]

Why are they all talking about homosexuality?

I'm not learning anything with this!

 

[Horse Detective]

can people just fuck who they want