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[thefit]

This is really not satire? It really seems like it is. Hilarious if satire, sad if not

Its not its just that extreme conservatism looks like satire to normal humans. Ever heard a conservative angled joke? Its really just hate speech with a laugh track.

 

[Dead Man]

LOL, so pathetic.

 

[Delio]

Oh I giggled so hard at this thread. Poor straight people. ;_;

 

[SteveWinwood]

Oh I giggled so hard at this thread. Poor straight people. ;_;

its pretty hard being straight

 

[Horse Detective]

Oh I giggled so hard at this thread. Poor straight people. ;_;

You think this oppression is some kind of joke?

 

[Rocwell]

They should rename it "Complain About the Gays Month"

 

[Eric C]

Why are people doubting this is satire?

If this isn't satire...

I have no words if this is real.

 

[CornBurrito]

its pretty hard being straight

Have you ever tried not being straight?

 

[Replicant]

This is not a satire? FML

God help the straights. They are being oppressed. :/

 

[speculawyer]

Its not its just that extreme conservatism looks like satire to normal humans. Ever heard a conservative angled joke? Its really just hate speech with a laugh track.

Conservative humor always sounds like Dug's squirrel joke in the movie Up.

 

[Cyan]

Please don't be straight, please don't be straight...

Fuck!

 

[Dead Man]

Please don't be straight, please don't be straight...

Fuck!

LOL

 

[Devolution]

LOL, so pathetic.

Don't tell them the gays can breed outside of their relationship.

 

[CornBurrito]

Don't tell them the gays can breed outside of their relationship.

But then it would have been heterosexual sex that made the baby! SPERM AND EGG IS THE ONLY WAY.

 

[freenudemacusers]

God help the straights. They are being oppressed. :/

Will you march with me?

 

[TheLight]

I thought gay people reproduced asexually by cellular division...

 

[Dead Man]

Don't tell them the gays can breed outside of their relationship.

But their head exploding would amuse me

 

[CornBurrito]

I thought gay people reproduced asexually by cellular division...

We can but it requires a sacrifice. The innocence of a young child. That's why the gays pushed so badly to be allowed into the Boy Scouts.

 

[H2Yo]

I am aware that I am heterosexual every month...

 

[out0v0rder]

the dog reading one makes me laugh.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Liberate your people...? From fucking what exactly?!

Fuck you.

 

[Miss.Selfdestruct]

The Daily HAM
We will never be stopped, We are HAM.

XD

 

[SapientWolf]

I'm pretty sure the girls at the mall that I stare at are quite aware.

If the fapping didn't tip them off then I don't know what will.

 

[Deified Data]

This gem brought to us by the same guys who brought us "homosexuality is unnatural!"

so is it something that's just associated with homophobia or is it a legit thing

Homophobia isn't a real word.

 

[Shaanyboi]

This is a joke, right? RIGHT?!

 

[Noema]

It terrifies me that I can't still figure out if this is satire or not. At first I was completely sure it was, but after taking a closer look at the website I have my doubts.

 

[Miss.Selfdestruct]

The posts on the Facebook page..... oh lawdy

 

[Timedog]

This gem brought to us by the same guys who brought us "homosexuality is unnatural!"



Homophobia isn't a real word.

I don't get this one. Pro-gay people aren't the one bringing the "it's not natural" argument.

 

[Broder Salsa]

So much hate towards straight people in here.

#proudtobestraight

 

[Serpentine]

The posts on the Facebook page..... oh lawdy

the best is always the comments that pretend that stuff like this isn't gay bashing

 

[davepoobond]

I can't help it! I was born heterosexual!

show me the science

 

[neorej]

It's about fucking time I can openly say:"Guys, I'm a heterosexual male and proud of it."

Shame my colleague's aren't openminded enough to accept that though

 

[ivysaur12]

I... this has to be satire, right? Right? Who owns the domain?

 

[shanshan310]

bahahaha

Why are people doubting this is satire?

If this isn't satire...

I have no words if this is real.

The facebook comments on the side, particularly by the site, seem to suggest that it isn't.

 

[Deified Data]

Okay, they had me going there for a minute. This is too good to be real.

Don't assume for a minute that there aren't people who actually believe this shit, though.

The facebook comments on the side, particularly by the site, seem to suggest that it isn't.

Eh...they're equal-opportunity trolls. I don't think these people have an "agenda". I think they latched onto a hot-button issue and want to troll pro-gays while simultaneously seeing how many moronic sentiments they can get anti-gays to support.

 

[Poltergust]

The facebook comments on the side, particularly by the site, seem to suggest that it isn't.

Maybe they're being facetious...?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Do we have a straightgaf?

 

[Escape Goat]

Can I march in your straight pride parade Mardi gras parade?

 

[WorldStar]

Do we have a straightgaf?

probably not, since 'straight' is considered an offensive word

 

[shanshan310]

Maybe they're being facetious...?

They certainly haven't made it easy to tell. I don't think so though. I don't think they'd be jumping on gay marriage supporters/ people making fun of the site with ridiculous "facts" if that were the case.

 

[SummitAve]

Is this before or after men's rights awareness month?

 

[Fracas]

I still can't tell if this is satire or not

 

[Kai Dracon]

There mere possibility that this is serious and an attempt at "edgy" conservative "humor" makes me think of this article I read earlier today:

Where's the Straight Pride?

 

[SteveWinwood]

I... this has to be satire, right? Right? Who owns the domain?

I did a whois and it's just some "proxy websites" in Scottsdale AZ.

So much hate towards straight people in here.

#proudtobestraight

heterophobia all over

 

[meijiko]

This has to be satire. There are so many red flags here.

I mean, they're calling themselves HAM and posted a picture of a seductive-looking pig. I really believe they're trolling the people who think they're legitimate.

 

[Jotamide]

Damn, at first I thought it was good satire. But it looks to be only homophobic shit.

 

[SteveWinwood]

This has to be satire. There are so many red flags here.

I mean, they're calling themselves HAM and posted a picture of a seductive-looking pig. I really believe they're trolling the people who think they're legitimate.

I want it to be, but there are no winks. No nods. I can't see any at least.

 

[Monocle]

I for one am disgusted by the ongoing persecution of straight white Christian men. When will they ever catch a break?

 

[Rayis]

I'm so proud of oppressing heterosexual people, every time I kiss a man, I give a BJ, and have sex with men I can feel the oppression I inflict onto heterosexuals. Now everyone marry someone of the same sex, BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Spoiler

LOL, those people are fucking ridiculous

 

[DrSlek]

I can now say I am more aware of heterosexuality thanks to this thread.

Very educational.