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[Plywood]

Plywood, I found your cousin

The Miracle in Sri Lanka

All I could think was:

1. He knows nothing.
2. Stole my hair.

 

[DMczaf]

Cena is finally booked to lose a PPV match.

 

[RBH]

Vince saw the footage of me playing pattycake with Big E

Wait what

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Cena is finally booked to lose a PPV match.

He said huge news, not impossible

 

[BronsonLee]

Vince saw the footage of me playing pattycake with Big E

GET SIGNED SON

3 Stories:
TNA is dead/TNA lives!
GFW announcements
WWE Network numbers

 

[Jimmy King]

Mysterio and Punk are both going to be sued by WWE.

 

[strobogo]

NFNWSNFWSFNWSSSFNW FUCK YOU BOOTSAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Jimmy King]

Thanks to a culture that has desensitized us to violence, I have no qualms in saying that's pretty dope.

 

[Lambda Pie]

since Vince is near bankrupt and WWE almost dead, i wanna see him go crazy. steal the original idea for UFC and have sharks surrounding the ring.

 

[DMczaf]

since Vince is near bankrupt and WWE almost dead, i wanna see him go crazy. steal the original idea for UFC and have sharks surrounding the ring.

What if he surrounded the ring with carny sharks?

 

[Jimmy King]

Imagine if Vince and his hobo army stormed a ring that was surrounded by sharks. FUCK.

 

[lovely ladies]

I watched the end of the WWE/Scooby Doo cartoon and Cena held up the arms of Shaggy and Scooby... crazy.

 

[Data West]

John Cena gonna show up to Raw in his FUNB jersey soon enough

 

[Lambda Pie]

What if he surrounded the ring with carny sharks?

holy shit, carny sharks stealing wallets from the marks while they watch the matches. friends, i'm pretty sure we just saved this company.

what's WWE's mail, they need to know this.

 

[DMczaf]

I watched the end of the WWE/Scooby Doo cartoon and Cena held up the arms of Shaggy and Scooby... crazy.

Always giving guys the rub.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I'm guessing 685,000 Network subscriptions.

a flop, plus it's going to hurt when they shed subs as people's first six months are up.

cutting the budget only makes the network less appealing when they should be adding more original content.

 

[Vylash]

i miss stro's godzilla gimmick

 

[funkystudent]

The total network numbers where 667,287 as of April 7.


I am still going to say its currently around 650k now. Not sure how they lose numbers but I am going to go with that.

 

[DMczaf]

holy shit, carny sharks stealing wallets from the marks while they watch the matches. friends, i'm pretty sure we just saved this company.

what's WWE's mail, they need to know this.

Carny Sharks are not to be trusted.

 

[strobogo]

i miss stro's godzilla gimmick

Seen them all. It's over. Had to move on. One day I might get to Seinfeld gifs though.

 

[RBH]

ImpactWrestling.com has just learned that the Japanese Buzzsaw, Tajiri, is coming to New York City for the upcoming IMPACT tapings at the Manhattan Center from August 5-7. The thrilling Japanese star made a name for himself wrestling in ECW and currently works for Wrestle-1 in Japan.

Just weeks ago, Rockstar Spud and EC3 travelled to Japan and faced off with Tajiri, falling victim to his signature green mist. At this time, we are searching for details on Tajiri’s involvement at the upcoming #TNANYC shows, but if we had to guess, we’re predicting that someone will be eating a Buzzsaw Kick!

http://www.impactwrestling.com/news...s-Tajiri-To-Appear-at-TNANYC-on-August-5,-6-7

 

[RBH]

Dixie Carter held a meeting at TNA headquarters in Nashville this past week but there's still no word yet on what it was for. There was a lot of speculation as nobody in the company knew for sure what the meeting was for when it was announced. Dixie did have talks with Spike TV officials last week.

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news...ting-at-tna-headquarters/#iPtvrjxZoVfCqpwS.99

 

[RBH]

https://www.facebook.com/permalink....700485149&id=141015139413940&substory_index=0

 

[Jimmy King]

One day I might get to Seinfeld gifs though.

WOOOOO

 

[lovely ladies]

https://www.facebook.com/permalink....700485149&id=141015139413940&substory_index=0

Imagine if Katy Perry was HHH and Stephanie's teenage daughter.

 

[Data West]

Only problem with G1 is that there's so much, lengthy, technical wrestling in a short span that it overloads me, and I can only watch car crash wrestling for like a month afterwards. Like Bash At The Beach 2000 and XPW. Or the juice doing play-by-play

Seen them all. It's over. Had to move on. One day I might get to Seinfeld gifs though.

I was gonna do Cosby Show, but they just all end up bring Bill or Denise with short hair.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

https://www.facebook.com/permalink....700485149&id=141015139413940&substory_index=0

Oh shit.

Katy seems to be uncomfortable being around these carnies though.

 

[Jimmy King]

It's a bit sad but predictable that H is an Affliction mark.

 

[Data West]

Kronik needed:
•A good mouthpiece. Maybe a Dutch Mantell, but I guess he didn't fit the 'modern WCW' look. Rico didn't even make sense when they came to WWE.
•Not to be in modern WCW
•Not to work a program with The Undertaker
•Drop the pot references. I actually do think the name is ok even though it didn't make any sense, but the finisher being called High Times? So dumb. Like APA drank beer, and they were supposed to be tough guys like you'd see at a saloon. Are there tough guys at medical marijuana places?
•Better tights

Outside of the tights, they had a fantastic look.

 

[bean breath]

I just read a BronsonLee post about the Nintendo 2DS. This must be the feeling you guys experienced when you saw that video of Hulk Hogan taking a dump.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Bryan retiring is one of the news stories. I'm calling it.

 

[bean breath]

Bryan retiring is one of the news stories. I'm calling it.

If Bryan is retiring then why does he still have long hair and a beard?

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

If Bryan is retiring then why does he still have long hair and a beard?

to hide his vitiglo.

yeah he has that too.

 

[SoulPlaya]

New page. More Korporate Kane.

I mean, look at that!

 

[BronsonLee]

I just read a BronsonLee post about the Nintendo 2DS. This must be the feeling you guys experienced when you saw that video of Hulk Hogan taking a dump.

I'M FAMOUS

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

i'm just hoping for some meta-outside the box shit if the Network is seriously sinking.

 

[Data West]

Nitro would save the Network.

Don't you all want to see glorious HD Konnan doing his glorious, dumbass rolling clothesline?

 

[Lambda Pie]

Bryan retiring is one of the news stories. I'm calling it.

 

[Jimmy King]

i'm just hoping for some meta-outside the box shit if the Network is seriously sinking.

I'm down.

 

[Data West]

Also, I'm not hating on Luke Harper in general, but most of his discus clotheslines looks like he just spins and then does a lariat. Scott Hall had the same problem.

Kerry's spinning punch always looked amazing because he wound up when he was turned 180 degrees. The man did discus irl, so it looked like he really punched the shit out of people, and that the turn added to it. Harper needs to get better at it, or he needs to just do a regular clothesline.

 

[Man God]

I'm down.

Titus, you bald son of a bitch, will never show up in this thread again.

Will call it the WrestleGAF Memorial Belt.

 

[Jimmy King]

Titus, you bald son of a bitch, will never show up in this thread again.

Will call it the WrestleGAF Memorial Belt.

 

[El Pescado]

Bryan retiring is one of the news stories. I'm calling it.

This would break my heart.

 

[Evening Musuko]

Here's the 3 big news stories.

1. WWE Network subscription numbers.

2. TNA bought by W-1. BFG will be last show.

3. WWE announces partnership with NJPW to air PPVs on the network starting with the Destruction shows in September.

 

[JesseEwiak]

If Bryan is returning at the Royal Rumble, WWE may as well give up on giving Reigns that main event at Wrestlemania because fans are going to probably do a repeat of this year. It probably wouldn't have happened if Bryan didn't end up injured and received a normal reign until August, but seeing how he went out, there is going to be a massive fan push behind him to headline again. So if they're really going to give Reigns the spot, they should keep Bryan away until after Wrestlemania. That's a backlash waiting to happen unless he ends up as one half of the main event against Reigns.

This is why Brotista needs to take that title and defend it at Wrestlemania against Bryan. Reigns can go over Cena in the undercard.

"I'm sorry I won't be back for the Rumble, but I want all my fans to say YES YES YES to Roman Reigns winning the Rumble and taking the WWE World Heavyweight Title from Brock Lesnar!"

 

[Data West]

Flair: "I'm Ric Flair! The President of the United States!"
Mean Gene: "No, No, N-"
Flair: "WCW!"

That should have been the Flair during Raw vs Smackdown. Even though I'd have to see Flair in his boxers again.

 

[Lambda Pie]

"I'm sorry I won't be back for the Rumble, but I want all my fans to say YES YES YES to Roman Reigns winning the Rumble and taking the WWE World Heavyweight Title from Brock Lesnar!"

putting someone over on his way out, just like old time wrasslin.

 

[bean breath]

Do you think Daniel Bryan can just put his natural charisma to good use as Brie Bella's valet if he can no longer wrestle?

 

[Jimmy King]

Bryan confirms retirement with book announcement.

 

[RBH]

I feel like WrassleGAF could take over this thread if they wanted to:



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