Kakarot, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I beat you in 5 namekian minutes, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I dont hate you, Kakarot. I dont even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than a lot of the other Z fighters. I hate this idea that youre the best. Because youre not. Im the best. Im the best in the universe. Theres one thing youre better at than I am and thats kissing Gods asses. Youre as good at kissing their asses as Kami was! I dont know if youre as good as Arale though. She's a pretty good ass kisser. Whoops! Im breaking the fourth wall! (waves to the camera) I am the best in the universe. Ive been the best since day one when I landed on this planet with Nappa, and Ive been vilified and hated since that day because Toriyama hates anti-heros. Thats right, Im an Anti-Hero. You know who else was an Anti-Hero? Tien. And he split just like Im splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Tien is when I leave it'll be after defeating you. Ive killed so many meaningless pawns that its finally dawned on me that they're just that, theyre completely meaningless. The only thing thats real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost 20 years, I have proved to everybody in the universe that I am the best in base form, Super Saiyan, even Super Saiyan God! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, Im not given anywhere near as much screen time, Im never beating the big bad, Im barely in the movies, I don't get to be in crossovers, Im certainly not on any crappy DVD cover, Im not on the posters at ComicCon, Im not in Shonen Jump, but the fact of the matter is, I should be. This isnt sour grapes. But the fact that Freeza is headlining the next movie right now and I'm not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are Vegeta fans right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because youre the ones who aren't listening to reason here. Youre the ones that cheer all the times Kakarot saves everyones lives, and boo Gohan when he does the same!
Im leaving after defeating you. And hell, who knows, maybe Ill go to Marvel and see what massive threat they have. Maybe Ill go to DC. (looks at the camera and waves) Hey, Superman, how you doing? The reason Im leaving is because of Toriyama. Because after Im gone, he's still going to pour time into this franchise. Im just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. TOEI is going to make money despite themselves. They're millionaires who should be billionaires. You know why they're not billionaires? Because they surround themselves with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag yes men, whos going to tell them everything they want to hear, and Id like to think that maybe this series ending would have been better if TOEI was shut down. But the fact is, its going to be taken over by Funimation, or 4Kids or another doofus company. Let me tell you a personal story about TOEI alright. We do this whole 'GT' series... (Mic cut off)