Despite what the Florida Tourism Board has been feeding all of you ignorant people, it is I, every females top tourist destination, and the man whos crotch is truly the happiest place on earth, the man who makes Minnie Mouses panties wet, and the man who just last night helped Daisy Duck fulfill her dream, as she took one for the team, and I made her squeal and scream, as I filled her full of cream, it is I, the bacon in her eggs, the man for whom she begs, and the face between her legs, the quintissential and original studmuffin, and a good Lord have mercy, God damn handsome man, Joel I shoot out a full condom filla and it tastes like vanilla Gertner.
You know, speaking of Florida.