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July Wrasslin' |OT| ALT+CTRL DELETE DELETE DELETE NERO, IT'S OVAH!
- Thread starter Bluekaveli
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SallyIsNow
Banned
Put the strap on Big Momma Pump yesterday.
serenewarfare
Banned
If they were ever in position to not fuck it up, it'd be now with the buzz the CWC has created.
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Deleted member 47027
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Yes please.. Christ almighty she is amazing.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
That match was paced weirdly. I kept getting the feeling Seth was just going slow so Ambrose could keep up with him.
I shouted out Karl Anderson's Twitter profile a few months back.
He now has my favorite gimmick in professional wrestling.
I take back all the bad things I've said.
He now has my favorite gimmick in professional wrestling.
I take back all the bad things I've said.
He's posted a photo of her with sunglasses on so we can confirm he does have a wife and she's quite possibly Asian. Hotness level undetermined as of yet. I will report back with further findings, friend.
I should have watched more wrasslin' in the past ten years.
Bluekaveli
Member
Errrr.
Get out while you still can.
Wrestling fandom is best understood like alcoholism. You're always recovering.
Who would have thought that Seth was carrying the Shield all that time. Oh yeah..
SallyIsNow
Banned
I wish I could get out. You should while you still can.
"you know what daddy is watching is a work? Its not real, none of it matters"
Raise them on NJPW.
They'll think wrestling is real and they'll probably pick up on some Japanese.
serenewarfare
Banned
Don't listen to these pessimists! Lots of great wrestling out there today.
Bro. Having children is the ultimate in #safe status. The perfect cover.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Only if I have a #hotasianwife
Professor Beef
Banned
This coming from the man who refuses to shake my hand? I go where I'm wanted, friend.
The day I see my son do a rainmaker pose is the day his ass is out on the streets.
SallyIsNow
Banned
Don't listen to someone with a Becky av.
You're lucky I'm already booked for Once in a Lifetime vs Scooter at WrassleGAFMania or else our blood feud would be settled at the granddaddy of them all!
sf2fanatic
Member
I marked out on Cass's big boot and Stroman's running powerslam.
Bluekaveli
Member
Empyrean Heaven
Member
And if he says "Tranquilo, papa?"
sf2fanatic
Member
Damn that Arn Spinebuster by Karl was awesome
Professor Beef
Banned
DM thinks he's a draw and has a ton of sway
But all he does is copy/paste from Dave
Not that shocking, he's as dumb as a brick
Nobody even cares about a "Snowglobe Kliq"
HEY!
Let's rock
Everybody, lets rock
DM is super easy to mock
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland rocks!
https://twitter.com/karlandersonwwe/status/735985887545171969
This is all we have right now. Proof inconclusive but trending towards Karl living the gimmick and keeping kayfabe alive.
My wife (tip your drinks, friends, I did it again!) didn't find any more photos than that but does support the hashtag and Anderson for saying it. But not Anderson himself.
Or Enzo: "is he supposed to be on meth". Insulting New Jersey like that. smh.
This is all we have right now. Proof inconclusive but trending towards Karl living the gimmick and keeping kayfabe alive.
My wife (tip your drinks, friends, I did it again!) didn't find any more photos than that but does support the hashtag and Anderson for saying it. But not Anderson himself.
Or Enzo: "is he supposed to be on meth". Insulting New Jersey like that. smh.
Would make sense given how popular he was able to make the Forearm and how the Clash was relegated to teased signature move.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
One thing that was weird tonight was a fight between I think Xavier and Braun Strowman was shown going backstage but then they never followed up on it.
Snowman Prophet of Doom
Member
You say this like these matches wouldn't be FUCKING DOPE AS SHIT, which they absolutely would be.
Bluekaveli
Member
I had a video last week, can't find it now
sf2fanatic
Member
So Women's title the only one not on the line @ the PPV?
Is there some sort of tag title match?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Tag titles aren't on the line. They can't be put on the line in a 3 on 3, only in a traditional 2 on 2. The same reason why New Day lost at Mania to the League of Nations and didn't lose the titles.
Ninja Scooter
Member
We can make it a three way dance, baby. Beef needs to start pulling D-Bry pops though and force his way in.
Bluekaveli
Member
Luckily they're saving the money match for summer fest
'Son, wh yare you referencing an NJPW stable from 6 years ago?
.....Oh god they're not still running that angle are they?'
SallyIsNow
Banned
Is there gonna be an Av bet for how many weeks before SummerSlam Sasha gets injured?
Ninja Scooter
Member
nobody protects the goddamn business anymore.
Bluekaveli
Member
If she gets injured, I'm coming for you
That seems like a kayfabe thing Sasha would do though. Mocking her opponents by imitating them.