Jimmy King
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I wish we had Data don a Data Meltz gimmick in the Draft thread for live analysis
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Dr Duncan Steel
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PHOENIXZERO
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So with the 7/6 split it's pretty much a given Bayley is going to eventually be put on Smackdown right?
Right?
Right?
Jimmy King
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Nah, RAW.
Nikki to SD because of Cena (unless he's stealth trying to get rid of her)
PHOENIXZERO
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Ahhh crap.
Dr Duncan Steel
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Ninja Scooter
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Do you think he points at Paige's crotch and says "THIS IS MAH HOUSE!"?
Jimmy King
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I looked at the draft picks by round and judged on numerous factors to decide a winner of each round.
Winner of Round 1: Smackdown
Winner of Round 2: Smackdown
Winner of Round 3: RAW
Winner of Round 4: RAW
Winner of Round 5: Smackdown
Winner of Round 6: RAW
Winner of Round 7: RAW
Winner of Round 8: Smackdown
Winner of Round 9: Smackdown
Winner of Round 10: Smackdown
Winner of Round 11: RAW
RAW - 5
SD - 6
Smackdown wins, friends.
My analysis shows that Smackdown has the better show, scientifically.
Winner of Round 1: Smackdown
Winner of Round 2: Smackdown
Winner of Round 3: RAW
Winner of Round 4: RAW
Winner of Round 5: Smackdown
Winner of Round 6: RAW
Winner of Round 7: RAW
Winner of Round 8: Smackdown
Winner of Round 9: Smackdown
Winner of Round 10: Smackdown
Winner of Round 11: RAW
RAW - 5
SD - 6
Smackdown wins, friends.
My analysis shows that Smackdown has the better show, scientifically.
BewareTheBatsie
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I won't even get to have main roster Corey Graves shitting on Becky Lynch in the best one-sided feud ever.
Dr Duncan Steel
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It's all really how they want to direct the characters and angles of Smackdown that can obviously make or break it. You can hate on them now but an ADR and a Ziggler can find their stride without a roster so bloated. Turn Ziggler heel and maybe just maybe he can be great. Apollo Crews can find something, ADR can find something, Baron Corbin Bernsen can find something. It's really all on them and the 1,000 monkeys that will no doubt write that show. Remember, it's two hours long!
So no it's not gonna work and all of it's completely fucked before it even started hahaha
So no it's not gonna work and all of it's completely fucked before it even started hahaha
Jimmy King
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Is Bryan Alvarez credible?
He said today, at one point, Jason Jordan was going to be called up solo and no Chad Gable.
Also said Bayley was going to get drafted but then decided not to.
Then Mojo was, then wasn't, then did.
No Asuka, Joe, or Nak considered, apparently.
He said today, at one point, Jason Jordan was going to be called up solo and no Chad Gable.
Also said Bayley was going to get drafted but then decided not to.
Then Mojo was, then wasn't, then did.
No Asuka, Joe, or Nak considered, apparently.
Dr Duncan Steel
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Alvarez is basically Meltz's partner in crime.
Meltzer is Jabba, Alvarez is the mouse rat thing that laughs, and the lady that's chained represents the subscribers that always hunger for da sheetz. So you be the judge.
Ninja Scooter
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Makes it sound like WWE has no fucking clue what they are doing....sounds credible to me.
Jimmy King
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Who is Bib Fortuna in that metaphor?
Dr Duncan Steel
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Why Fight Network's own John Pollock of course! Certainly looks the part.
Only ribbing cause I genuinely think John Pollock is the best mind in wrestling and hell even MMA. Dude is a podcast machine.
Only ribbing cause I genuinely think John Pollock is the best mind in wrestling and hell even MMA. Dude is a podcast machine.
Jimmy King
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Given their promos maybe they'll trade Del Rio and Cesaro
UberTag
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This was clearly the highlight of the entire night. (That and Big E's followup on Twitter.)
I hope the kids in developmental all had a good laugh.
I remember him having a nice send-off when he got wheeled out on a stretcher that one RAW in Montreal. Fans really gave him a nice ovation.
Bluekaveli
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Bryan Alvarez is less credible than me jack.
Her gimmick just didn't transfer. The same may happen with Bayley.
I don't think she "did" anything. She's still on Total Divas, did that ridiculous Santa movie, and will have a decent career if she avoids injuries.
Jimmy King
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But who isn't less credible than you, Smackdownkaveli?
Bluekaveli
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I might give Jr an upper hand. I'm never wrong and usually when I am, I make sure to let you know Dave Meltzer said it, not me. I think his show tomorrow and news letter should be a very damn interesting one.
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SallyIsNow
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Wtf. I hadn't caught Kane burying Steenerico. gg Vince you old out of touch senile piece of shit.
Bluekaveli
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SallyIsNow
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This fucks so many of the people that were supposed to get a bigger role. Owens, Cesaro, Zayn, or Neville would had a much more prominent role on SD. Instead we got good main events with shitty diva mid card and jobber matches.
I am now convinced Kalisto is really Jumping Jeff Farmer under a mask.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs
Officerrob
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Baron Corbin and Apollo Crews were brought-up on the same day a few months back and neither has done a fucking thing, yet one went 19th and the other went 45th
I don't know if you've noticed, but one is really tall though.
Officerrob
Banned
Did Vince forget since he's hasn't done jack shit with him?
Well Cass came along.
but one is really buff though
What if I told you the tall one was white?
Officerrob
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I can't see Vince ever pushing Neville past Evan Bourne status
whatevermort
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Cruiserweight division.