Could you go a full year without talking/posting like Sting though?
I want a chance to explain something that happened last Sunday night at Battleground. Last Sunday night I was on my couch playing Red Dead Redemption. When I got up to take a pee, I tuned in the TV to WWE Battleground. And I thought I was watching a rerun! It was a very convincing film. Often imitated, but never duplicated though! And what else did I see? I saw people, I saw wrestlers, I saw commentators, and I saw best friends DOUBT... the Zacher. That's right, doubted the Zacher! So I heard Toki767 say "I know where he lives, I know where he watches old wrestling pay-per-views, I'm gonna go get him." So I said to myself, I'll just go into seclusion. I'll wait and see what happens on Monday afternoon, and I tuned in to WrassleGAF, and what'd I see? More of the same... more DOUBT. Which brings me to tonight. I knew I had to get to RAW and get face to face with Toki767 to let him know that it wasn't me. And what I got out of that was, "No, Zach... I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, ZACH!" Well, all I gotta say is I have been mediator, I have been babysitter for Toki767, and I've given him the benefit of the doubt about a thousand times in the last twelve months! And I've carried the WrassleGAF banner, and I have given my blood, my sweat, and my tears for WrassleGAF! So for all of those fans out there and all those marks and smarks that never doubted the Zacher, I'll stand by you if you stand by me! But for all of the NeoGAF Vince McMahons, all of the OwensIsNows, all of the Jimmy Kings, and all of the Data Wests who did doubt me, you can stick it! From now on, I consider myself a free agent.