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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Always disappointing when you read some nice fanbooking that has no chance (no chance in hell) of ever happening.
You might as well change the name of the Bullet Club to the nWo with this one.
 

Adree

Member
These types of games literally put me to sleep. Not because the games , per se, are bad but because the only time I ever have a chance to play is past 9pm. After that point , you could share a story about a cockroach taking a journey to eat rat shit and I would fall asleep 5 minutes in.

Life is Strange is an example of this. Was so fucking amped to give this a go , got to chapter three, passed out again and was like nah, fuck this.

Jeez, chapter 3 is when Life is Strange gets crazy good. I kinda know what you mean though, at a certain time of night I can watch slow moving or boring stuff and it'll put me right out.
 

A proud nerd but you're a geek. A pencil neck geek!

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shaowebb

Member
This Vince Russo Swerve Generator is amazing
On his deathbed, Vince McMahon reveals that Bret didn't screw Bret. Actually, Kane screwed Bret.
We are creating a new DVD: The Rise and Fall of Enzo Amore. Chapter 1: Extreme Rules

Hmmmmmm...lets see what I get.

  • Actually, the person who had the idea of the Montreal Screwjob was Jerry Lawler.
  • On his deathbed, Vince McMahon reveals that Bret didn't screw Bret. Actually, Sami Zayn screwed Bret.
  • The opening match of The Great American Bash is now composed of a steel cage match of Sunny against Zack Sabre Jr. for the TNA X-Division Championship
  • Ricochet will turn heel against Tye Dillinger because bitches be crazy.
  • Byron Saxton is actually EC3's girlfriend.
  • Vince has a new idea for Jimmy Snuka: His manager now is Hulk Hogan.
  • The real reason Roman Reigns was suspended it that he was snorting cocaine off Brie Bella ass
  • The next wrestler to do porn will be Titus O'Neil. His partner will be the rotting corpse of The Greatest Wrestler Ever, The Creator of Hulkamania, Hulk Hogan.
  • In a new documentary, Kenny Omega shockingly revealed that The Owen Hart death was a shooted-work.
  • We are creating a new DVD: The Rise and Fall of Wade Barrett. Chapter 1: Bash at the Beach
  • Actually, the person who had the idea of the Montreal Screwjob was Jimmy Jacobs.
  • Dario Cueto is going to make his AWA debut on ECW
  • Lucha Underground next big thing: Hayabusa portraying Val Venis dick. He wins the IWGP Heavyweight Championship by beating Shelton Benjamin using Seth Rollins dick as a weapon.
  • The Greatest Wrestler Ever, The Creator of Hulkamania, Hulk Hogan will hold the WWE King of Vince Championship for 472 days, only to drop it to James Bond.
  • Vince Russo is going to be murdered by Eddie Guerrero, bro.
  • Katie Vick is actually Yoshi Tatsu in a costume.
  • The TNA gimmick for Akira Tozawa: Eric Bischoff

LOL
 

klonere

Banned
I don't know if I can put into words how surreal is that Dave Mastiff and El Ligero are going to be wrestling in my little hometown.

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Zach

Member
The Deer Hunter had some fine performances and powerful moments, but boooy was it not good. And three hours?! Jesus Christ. I can't imagine trying to watch it in one sitting, especially in a movie theatre.

I'll be nice and give it a 5 out of 10.
 
The first draft pick this year will be Roman Reigns steroid supplier. Gotta keep Roman Strong.
In the first draft, the best thing was Vince & Flair fighting over a rookie Lesnar. You knew something was up if they were fighting over a kid who had only been on the roster for a month.
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
In the first draft, the best thing was Vince & Flair fighting over a rookie Lesnar. You knew something was up if they were fighting over a kid who had only been on the roster for a month.

That top ten video is actually very entertaining. The only one I saw on tv at the time was the one with Cena getting drafted repeatedly for no reason.
 
That top ten video is actually very entertaining. The only one I saw on tv at the time was the one with Cena getting drafted repeatedly for no reason.
I was happy Cena was leaving Raw, then he got drafted right back. Talk about a big wtf from me. Then the memories of thinking jbl was getting the title back, only for boretista to come to sd. Those were some dark times for me. They should've added am honorable mention of flair choosing Taker.
 

Mahonay

Banned
Watching Smackdown since this was supposed to be a good this week. So far so good. Need to wash out last Monday's RAW from my memory.
 

Gurrry

Member
You guys ever watch football and see a kicker who has to make the game winning kick? You can always look into his eyes and see if hes nervous or not. Usually, if they are, they miss the kick.

This is the same look im getting from Hunt here. Lesnar looks like hes not even worried. Meanwhile, Hunt is gonna hurt his neck looking up at Brock.

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Mahonay

Banned
I'm not going to pretend I know much about MMA, but I am fascinated to see how a rusty Brock Lesnar does against Mark Hunt, a striker, which Brock has a documented weakness against.

Brock seems more than ready but things can easily go wrong for him during this fight. Maybe he'll just shoot for the floor immediately and try to end it early.
 
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