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Fox318

Member
You guys ever watch football and see a kicker who has to make the game winning kick? You can always look into his eyes and see if hes nervous or not. Usually, if they are, they miss the kick.

This is the same look im getting from Hunt here. Lesnar looks like hes not even worried. Meanwhile, Hunt is gonna hurt his neck looking up at Brock.

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It's easy to look tough before hunt plays face punch
 

Mahonay

Banned
SH Figuarts Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock are available for preorder.
The splashing beers that Austin comes with is pretty fucking awesome.
Meltz has always been a shooter

Remember when he was going to be one of Mickey Rourke's shooters in case Jericho went into business for himself ?
That was one of the best stories I've ever heard. Metlz leads a surreal life, it's always amazing to hear him recollect shit like that and just laugh at how absurd this carny nonsense is.
 

Ithil

Member
You guys ever watch football and see a kicker who has to make the game winning kick? You can always look into his eyes and see if hes nervous or not. Usually, if they are, they miss the kick.

This is the same look im getting from Hunt here. Lesnar looks like hes not even worried. Meanwhile, Hunt is gonna hurt his neck looking up at Brock.

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Reach ain't everything
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Gurrry

Member
I hope we see Brock bust out the german suplex like he does in WWE just for shits and gigs. Take Hunt to suplex city and embarrass the UFC for letting a shoot fighter beat one of your top workers.
 

Mahonay

Banned
Watching Smackdown and Enzo nearly killed himself again, this time trying to dive backwards over the ropes onto The Club. Pretty much landed on his neck.
 

Mahonay

Banned
Sd has been good the past few weeks imo. Did you like how they opened the show with several different segments?
It was great, 3 separate segments all just a minute or two in length to get the show started. Set the stage really well for the rest of the show. A billion times better than a single 20 minute segment in the middle of the ring with the same fucking people every week.
Why do you guys think of penises when looking at Brock's sword tattoo?
We are all gay of course.
 
Watching Smackdown and Enzo nearly killed himself again, this time trying to dive backwards over the ropes onto The Club. Pretty much landed on his neck.
I really don't think he wants to live his life taking shit like that, it was stupid. It's fine though, he'll be regulated to Superstars by next year while they're trying to push Cass.

Why do you guys think of penises when looking at Brock's sword tattoo?
Pervs obviously. I never thought of that until seeing people here and on Reddit make jokes about it. But the cool thing is, no one would dare say that to his face.
 

Mahonay

Banned
I really don't think he wants to live his life taking shit like that, it was stupid. It's fine though, he'll be regulated to Superstars by next year while they're trying to push Cass.
Yeah I don't think his future looks too great for Enzo once Cass breaks off as a singles star.
Pervs obviously. I never thought of that until seeing people here and on Reddit make jokes about it. But the cool thing is, no one would dare say that to his face.
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Zach

Member
The Kill 'Em All tramp stamp?
Nooo, don't tell me that's a thing, too. Lord.

This '99 RAW has a little Kurt Angle vignette thing (excited!) and it says he's "the most celebrated real athlete in WWF history." Haha, way to call attention to everyone else being a "fake athlete". >_>
 

Zach

Member
They don't put her on an actual pole, the solution they come up with is far more embarrassing.

I'm just kidding. Don't they put her on a forklift? I read The Death of WCW a couple years ago, so I remember some of the shenanigans.
 

shaowebb

Member
More golden quotes from the Vince Russo Swerve Generator"

  • "Your 2028 Royal Rumble match winner, a dilapidated boat."
  • "The next wrestler to do porn will be Bob Backlund. His partner will be the rotting corpse of Rowdy Roddy Piper."
  • "Dynamite Kid is going to win the NXT Championship on Adolf Hitler Show."
  • "Enzo Amore new tag partner and catchphrase: This is Neville, and he's Ahmed Johnson, and you can't teach that."
  • "The Hulkster is actually Samoan."
  • "Vince has a new idea for Shane McMahon: His manager now is Vince Russo."
  • "Alex Riley is actually a big giant fart."

I love this machine <3
 

Mahonay

Banned
Lawler on Smackdown
"The worst advice Byron ever got was that somebody told him to be himself"

Lawler quickly hurling out sick burns is the best version of Lawler.
 
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