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July Wrasslin |OT| The Game, The Kane, The Pain, and The Insane (AJ)
- Thread starter G-Fex
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Sir_Crocodile
Member
Remember that fake NoC poster that was posted earlier in this thread?
Well here's the real one:
:lol :lol :lol
Old belt still there then
You mean you missed the epic arcade brawl? Well I don't blame you, it was very stiff and in the end Mike Haggar ruined everything with a Slam Masters invasion arc that was just dropped before the next show.
Keyser Soze
Member
I've got to know the enemy, wah-hay.
Net_Wrecker
Member
Keyser Soze
Member
He was really funny on that $5 Wrestling show
Professor Beef
Banned
Colt Cabana doesn't, so why should I?
Net_Wrecker
Member
Professor Beef
Banned
Ryback has made me laugh, intentionally or not, more than Colt Ca-bad-at-comedy ever has!
Nocturnowl
Member
So everything except Kane is the worst thing huh? good man Net, I knew you'd come around.
Now time for the ultimate heel move of catchphrase theft.
Wrecked®
Keyser Soze
Member
I like Ryback too, and GAF liked Ryback when he was called Skip Sheffield and was in Nexus.
Net_Wrecker
Member
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY RAW
Think you're clever with your turn of phrase magiks? Well you're not.....so stop it.
Keyser Soze
Member
This looks BOSS!
...and should posted when people say stupid things.
Nocturnowl
Member
I'm so clever that I have half the brain that you do....hang on.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Can someone explain to me how Cena has an ambidextrous eye? It looks fine even after I swapped it.
He looks like Toy Story.
I don't even know what that means.
Perspicacity
Banned
Hmm... Colt Cabana is a decent enough wrestler and he does wrestling humour well (though Archibald Peck has surpassed him by far in this category). I find his stand-up/sketch comedy not very funny, but I really like his personality when he's speaking with friends on the Art of Wrestling and $5 Wrestling.
It's really fucking weird to hate the dude though.
Professor Beef
Banned
You may be able to swap Cena's eyes in that poster, but the one thing you can't swap IS HIS LOVE OF THE WWE UNIVERSE!!
It sounds horrible of me, but I always listen to Art of Wrestling and get a missed-WWE-chance anger off of him when he's talking to superstars. I'm not a huge fan of his or Ryback's humour but do support a Ryback heel turn so goddamn fully.
HE STILL RESPECTS GENETICS FOR GIVING HIM THE DERPY EYE
Liquidsnake
Banned
Keyser Soze
Member
I just noticed WWE.com removed the cool Ryback photoshop gallery...
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/things-ryback-should-leave-shell-shocked-photos
:/
Images like this are now lost!
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/things-ryback-should-leave-shell-shocked-photos
:/
Images like this are now lost!
I just noticed WWE.com removed the cool Ryback photoshop gallery...
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/things-ryback-should-leave-shell-shocked-photos
:/
Images like this are now lost!
Oh fuck, I'm crying.
Nocturnowl
Member
It means you got a friend in him.
Perspicacity
Banned
I can see what you're saying, but I think his friends are sort of enablers of that attitude. I mean, they all say he deserves a better shot, so you can't really fault the dude for adopting that belief.
And quite frankly, Colt Cabana is a character that is basically tailor-made for PG era wrestling comedy.
Evening Musuko
Black Korea
Can someone explain to me how Cena has an ambidextrous eye? It looks fine even after I swapped it.
He looks HBK here.
BECAUSE THAT'S THAT'S WHAT THE WWE IS ALL ABOUT
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#RESPECT
Punk always goes on about how he is happy Colt's not in there because he doesn't wanna see the industry ruin his friend, but I feel like he's just trying to make Colt happier by saying it. Also, the D Brine art of wrestling scares me because Bry sounds so depressed having to hang around all the superstars.
funkystudent
Member
Great now wwe are going to sell cena branded eye patches with derpy eyes on them
Kane isn't on this list...
Skiptastic
Member
Listening to JR on our local sports station. God I love JR.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
What was the SD rating on Friday?
Perspicacity
Banned
This phrasing is odd... do they mean he's opening the show or just that Raw kicks off at 8/7
Probably low because wrestling doesn't matter!
I took it to mean he is opening the show.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Probably for people who still aren't used to it starting at 8 now.
sf2fanatic
Member
Meh. I looking forward to SD spoilers. The return of the Legend Killer
Perspicacity
Banned
Raw is in Cincinatti this week, so the bolded is a statistical impossibility due to crowd.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Orton will probably return tonight.
El Pescado
Member
I played some WWF No Mercy last night and realized out of the entire in-game roster only Kane, Jericho, Mark Henry, Christian, and Tensai are still active. 