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spindashing
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She thinks he needs to lose weight, haha. I told her that he was actually larger in the past but she didn't care. He also thinks he is crazy "in real life" due to his mannerisms.
She is a big Roman Reigns fan, I think I've said it before in another wrassle thread. And the Usos. She pretty much loved all of the Samoans except Yokozuna, who apparently "didn't count." lol
newdayrocks
Member
What are the things you like about ROH? I mean, I assume Dalton Castle is one of them, because he's amazing, but what/who else?
#deadgiveaway
You should show her Owens RVD moonsault. That still blows my mind.
spin's mom can't resist Finn Balor and his 12 pack abs.
My wife hated Roman Reigns and his posing and hairflips because she thought he was some southern white biker gang guy who probably had a Confederate flag bumper sticker on his pickup.
Then she found out he's not, and that he's actually part Samoan, and now she's all up on the War Wagon.
This would be amazing. And the ramp in NXT is shorter so it won't take as long, too.
My wife hated Roman Reigns and his posing and hairflips because she thought he was some southern white biker gang guy who probably had a Confederate flag bumper sticker on his pickup.
Then she found out he's not, and that he's actually part Samoan, and now she's all up on the War Wagon.
This would be amazing. And the ramp in NXT is shorter so it won't take as long, too.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
CJ Parker has some moves, he's impressive. That, and his pumpkin booty will bring in ass-appreciating fans and older hetero ladies.
It is what it is.
As terrible a human as they can be, I enjoy the Briscoes because they are still tapped into this little gasp of kayfabe left in the world that makes me really believe they are "Redneck Scary" - if any of you live in a country-ass area you've seen those folks. They're unpredictable and even though they're laughing and smiling they can do that while they kill you. Real rednecks are terrifying. Not "country boys" but REAL ASS REDNECKS. Terrifying folks. I enjoy their matches. Especially the little one.
There's a few other things too, I like some of the matchups they give. Not all though...
spindashing
Banned
Roman Reigns is stealing all of the women. I can still see him as a mega star in a few years. Not that he isn't big right now, but he's still real young.
Whenever a wrestler wrestles in a shirt or wears one for too long, she always mentions that someone's covering up. So whenever I see that comment on the internet, I laugh even more.
Is Rhyno still doing that in NXT?
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Deleted member 47027
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yeah, so is Owens. I always get a little chuckle whenever he's in the ring and Cena or whoever takes off his shirt and he leaves. I always just assume he's too ashamed to do the same and leaves.
You're never going to lose weight if you don't stick with it, Kevin.
yeah, so is Owens. I always get a little chuckle whenever he's in the ring and Cena or whoever takes off his shirt and he leaves. I always just assume he's too ashamed to do the same and leaves.
You're never going to lose weight if you don't stick with it, Kevin.
Maybe he's just working on the muscle to one day just burst through those fat layers.
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Deleted member 47027
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Maybe he's just working on the muscle to one day just burst through those fat layers.
Those are Bob Sapp abs. He was at something like 330 lbs in Japan at one point AND HAD A SIX PACK. Fucking crazy, the stuff he was on. Just insane.
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Deleted member 47027
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Tell her to put that shit out of her mind forever, because getting married is a TRAP.
Hah, I think the same thing.
Owens: I will kick your ass, Cena
Cena: Oh yeah?
Owens: Yeah!
Cena: Well, if you want some...
Owens: oh no, this is where he takes his shirt off, it happens every time... it's just not fair, I mean... does he even eat ice cream or pizza... does he brush his teeth with Dianabol?
Cena: ...then come...
Owens: maybe I should take my shirt off too this time, show him whose boss... yeah! you know what, I've been hitting the gym recently!... caught my triceps in the mirror yesterday, I saw that horseshoe poking through... I'm looking good! yeah let's do this Cena!
Owens: no no he's reach for the bottom of his shirt again, there's the abs, those god damn abs... should I take my shirt off... no no no I can't
Cena: ... GET SOME!
Owens:
I should leave the ringBronsonLee
Member
Fucking lol at Self Conscious Kevin Owens
avengers23
Banned
Hah, I think the same thing.
Owens: I will kick your ass, Cena
Cena: Oh yeah?
Owens: Yeah!
Cena: Well, if you want some...
Owens: oh no, this is where he takes his shirt off, it happens every time... it's just not fair, I mean... does he even eat ice cream or pizza... does he brush his teeth with Dianabol?
Cena: ...then come...
Owens: maybe I should take my shirt off too this time, show him whose boss... yeah! you know what, I've been hitting the gym recently!... caught my triceps in the mirror yesterday, I saw that horseshoe poking through... I'm looking good! yeah let's do this Cena!
Owens: no no he's reach for the bottom of his shirt again, there's the abs, those god damn abs... should I take my shirt off... no no no I can't
Cena: ... GET SOME!
Owens:
****1/2, great post.
This is the real reason he hates Sami Zayn; he doesn't want to be Sami's designated fat friend.
Between spindashing's mom's reactions to Kevin Owens and Self Conscious Kevin Owens, it's been a good WrassleGAF morning.
Cena seems to have a touch of this as well, or maybe that 2K15 photo of him is just weird. And Kane, obviously.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
He's in incredible shape, Cener. Really a hell of a physique.
Sapp on the other hand was on all sorts of fun stuff getting put inside of his body (except penises I believe, which are said to be fun) and had an insane amount of muscle dipped in fat.
She seen that and the powerbomb that he gave Sami Zayn. The first thing she said..."I want him on my Facebook!".
She can't get over the fact that he's Vader's son. She expected him to be like his dad, but not the complete opposite :/. She did enjoy that palm thrust he gave Owens though.
avengers23
Banned
After watching Dominion, I want to be in Shibata shape.
I did have the same questions about why Sakuraba wears a shirt during his matches.
I did have the same questions about why Sakuraba wears a shirt during his matches.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
...whauh? Parker isn't Vader's son.
Is he? WTF. Now I need to make sure. I didn't think he was!
EDIT: Whew, he's not. I thought I was...where's the gif
I love the wrestler but I hate him when he is in the ring.
Guy is an ass. He almost killed his best friend!
...whauh? Parker isn't Vader's son.
Is he? WTF. Now I need to make sure. I didn't think he was!
EDIT: Whew, he's not. I thought I was...where's the gif
I thought he was o_0....
Whoops :/
When someone above 15% bodyfat undergoes Abdominal Etching liposuction, it looks like that.
FlammableD
Banned
...whauh? Parker isn't Vader's son.
Is he? WTF. Now I need to make sure. I didn't think he was!
EDIT: Whew, he's not. I thought I was...where's the gif
Vader's son did much more than Parker, he was FCW Tag Champion with #KingOfLeanStyle friend.
The Elite
BOSS
It's kind of sad that the best champ in the company right now is John Cena. He has made that U.S. Title look good and he's had some great matches doing it. It's going to mean something when the belt changes hands.
I know people hate Cena when he is on top but he's been perfect in his current role and shows why he's the WWE's go to guy.
avengers23
Banned
Hey, it's Solomon Crowe! (Not really, I hope.)
Yes Cena has elevated the US belt, but at the same time the only reason the US title has been elevated is because creative gives more attention to detail to any Cena storyline. In other words, I don't think anyone else would get the same opportunity to elevate a title like Cena has.
That being said Cena's US Title run has been fun aside from utterly destroying Rusev. I'd like to see if Cena can lift the IC Title's curse.
The finisher spam matches of Owens/Cena have been entertaining as fuck but they absolutely can't do it a third time.
I'd also agree with this, Rusev is just as responsible for the US Title's elevation as Cena is.
I'd also agree with this, Rusev is just as responsible for the US Title's elevation as Cena is.
The Elite
BOSS
Yeah, that's true. It really did start there and I loved the Rusev stuff. I am loving the Cena run as well though.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
I agree, both of them have been fantastic champions as far as raising its prestige. It's sort of turning into a TV Title - defended EVERY Raw.
DId he? He really didnt do anything with it like most former US champs. I cant even remember a title match he had.
Monday TV ratings
Code:
Show Net Time Viewers (000) (Live + SD) Adult 18-49 Rating (Live + SD)
LOVE & HIP HOP ATLANTA 4 VH1 8:00 PM 2939 1.6
RETURN OF THE GREAT WHITE DISC 9:00 PM 3149 1.4
ALIEN SHARKS: CLOSE DISC 10:01 PM 2880 1.3
WWE ENTERTAINMENT USA 9:00 PM 3689 1.2
WWE ENTERTAINMENT USA 10:00 PM 3615 1.2
WWE ENTERTAINMENT USA 8:00 PM 3637 1.2Nocturnowl
Member
Got my haircut today and halfway through the process I realised that my barber was wearing A Roman Reigns shirt, thus this may be the biggest push my hair has gotten in years, believe that.
honestly having the main event angle at 9 then a compelling match at the end of the show might be the best format.
People get the main angle and they probably won't change the channel if a match is good.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Did you tip your barber? You can tell him "and I'll tip generously...BALEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DAT"
Is your hair now permanently wet?
avengers23
Banned
Did he pour three bottles of water on your hair after for the Roman look?
Did your barber communicate in nursery rhymes?
avengers23
Banned
When you asked him for your cut, did he say, "I can; I will"?
Nocturnowl
Member
It's the UK, we're too stingy to tip.
Maybe I briefly considered it but then noticed one of the dudes tattoo was of a NSMB Luigi render and I thought "sufferin sucotash son!" and decided against it.
Unfortunately I don't have the long luscious locks to warrant the wet stuff.
No but now you mention it the other barber there had a Bray Wyatt like beard, I'm now surprised the moment before the finishing touch was put on my hair the whole place didn't go dark ,"BLERP" and then light back up with my barber laid out in a pile of hair as the other one laughs manically.
He was more of a "hit hard, hit often" guy, or so the shirt tells me.