I wonder who was holding the camera?
Uh, pretty sure Dolph is hitting it now.
Slammiversary is on and no one's commenting on here. Must be glued to your seats.
Slammiversary is on and no one's commenting on here. Must be glued to your seats.
I been tapped out. I can't sit through no more of that shit :/.
Friends, how best do I tastefully add this movement to the training program I have my wife on.Lana is working out. Getting healthy and stuff. Rusev needs to do the same
King of the Mountain Match is on in a few minutes. You gotta come back for that.
You tell her it's a powerful glute exercise that isolates the inner muscle fibers to give her improved stability and tone.Friends, how best do I tastefully add this movement to the training program I have my wife on.
You tell her it's a powerful glute exercise that isolates the inner muscle fibers to give her improved stability and tone.
Can't wait for Jarrett to tell the TNA greats to KISS...HIS...ASS come Wednesday.
Friends, how best do I tastefully add this movement to the training program I have my wife on.
Already 2 months of tv tapings in the bag. Nothing happens other than Jarrett getting put in the TNA hall of fame.
So, I watched that King of the Mountain match. Stro, Bean, Gorillaz and some others were kind of enough to shed some light on how it worked.
I laughed, and laughed and laughed. There's a big black void in my wrestling lore brain that has always avoided TNA for a long time, and tonight was a re-affirmation of sorts as to why I kept away.
I laughed because it was a reverse ladder match with dipshit stips. And the talent was terrible. I get the feeling if I ever started watching TNA in say, 2012, I'd love how bad it is. But fuck TNA. Hilarious. Just hilariously bad. Anyone who legit watches TNA and enjoys it, I question whether or not you're on their payroll. It was DOGSHIT.
Want to know the crazy thing about it? That's not that far off from the five best performers they had in the company. Just sub JJ for Aries, Matt for Jeff, and maybe Drew for one of the wolves.
Probably my first listen to LAW because of this friggin PPV.
So, I watched that King of the Mountain match. Stro, Bean, Gorillaz and some others were kind of enough to shed some light on how it worked.
I laughed, and laughed and laughed. There's a big black void in my wrestling lore brain that has always avoided TNA for a long time, and tonight was a re-affirmation of sorts as to why I kept away.
I laughed because it was a reverse ladder match with dipshit stips. And the talent was terrible. I get the feeling if I ever started watching TNA in say, 2012, I'd love how bad it is. But fuck TNA. Hilarious. Just hilariously bad. Anyone who legit watches TNA and enjoys it, I question whether or not you're on their payroll. It was DOGSHIT.
The best part is it's not even their stupidest match
At one point two or so years into their time, they held a 20 man battle royal
Outside the ring
The object of the match was to get in the ring and have a singles match. Apparently only 2 people were capable of overcoming the odds and getting in that ring.
You know there is a crazy TNA fan out there that feels like Jarrett winning the belt is going to put the company back on the map lololololol.
TNA can be summed up in one phrase: "Good wrestling, shitty booking."
They can put together some great matches, and have done so....but damn they have shitty booking all over the board.
Great matches don't really mean anything without strong booking imo. I mean what's the point if wrestlers don't have a proper angle to go alongside it? It doesn't even have to be complicated, but TNA liked to overcomplicate things with it's Russo bullshit.TNA can be summed up in one phrase: "Good wrestling, shitty booking."
They can put together some great matches, and have done so....but damn they have shitty booking all over the board.
Probably my first listen to LAW because of this friggin PPV.
Half her weekly workout is not so subtly geared towards that, including a few goofy looking movements, but this exercise may be a bridge too far. First I need to practice this movement myself to demonstrate proper form without needing to resort to those GIFs. I may get slapped. Stay tuned."Hey Mrs. Cagey, check out this exercise. It'll make your ass look even better!"
No one knows if they hated Slammiversary because no one watched it, so he's talking to no one.
That was at 11:07....he basically went straight backstage and tweeted that.
.Bryan Alvarez said:8. King of the Mountain match for the KING OF THE MOUNTAIN TITLE which appears to also be the TNA LEGEND'S TITLE with Drew Galloway, Jeff Jarrett, Matt Hardy, Eric Young and Bobby Roode.
Don't even ask me to explain the rules. I'll direct you to this, a 2:23 second video explaining them. TWO MINUTES AND 23 SECONDS.
Fans chanted "THANK YOU JARRETT!" Unless they were cheering for Karen's side-boob, which is possible, that means that the OUTSIDER, whose plan is to WIN AND THEN TAKE THE BELT ELSEWHERE, was the most over guy in the match.
THEN JARRETT WAS PINNED A MOMENT LATER. He's in a box now. He has to be there 2 minutes. Since Roode pinned him, that means he's eligible to climb a ladder and hang the title in a REVERSE LADDER MATCH to become champion.
All true, the above.
It gets better. Everyone is counting down to when he can get out, and then the moment he gets out Eric Young DDT's him and PINS HIM AGAIN.
"Back in the box!" says Josh Matthews.
Matt Hardy and Drew Galloway both got pinfalls somewhere in here, so they became eligible and two men ended up in a box. Josh then got massively confused and had no idea what was going on, and admitted such.
At this point I THINK everyone was eligible except Jeff Jarrett. Tenay said this was the case so I'm presuming this was accurate.
Roode and Eric Young ended up in the cage together so they decided to reunite Team Canada, here in 2015, and work together. Hardy and Galloway got superplexed and sent into the box. The story was Jeff almost got a pin and his eligibility but it was snatched from him.
Jeff finally hit a guitar shot to become eligible. Pope finally figured out that if Jeff won he was going to take the belt with him. Get with the program, dude.
Eric gave Jarrett a piledriver on a ladder bridge. Jarrett sold like he was dead. Nobody bothered to pin him even though it was falls count anywhere. Galloway did a flip dive off the penalty box onto Young, Hardy and Roode. That was pretty cool. He went to climb the ladder.
At this point everyone took turns climbing the ladder and trying to hang the belt. Someone cut them off every time. Even though Jeff was dead, Karen was leading the fans in New Day claps as they chanted for Jarrett. Roode and Young both climbed, and Team Canada immediately broke up again. Eric knocked Roode off and went to climb. Jarrett came back from the dead and gave him a stroke off the ladder, then grabbed the belt, climbed up and hung the title.
JEFF JARRETT IS THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN AND GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING NOW HAS A TNA CHAMPIONSHIP!
Josh wanted to know what this mean for the future. Based on five weeks of tapings already in the can, probably not much.
You guys watched a TNA PPV 2015
It took me a really long time to figure out this was a gif of CM Punk and not Triple H. I kept wondering what was supposed to be funny since he's just standing there.