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Truth is, I have a bigger wrestling legacy than Joan Cena.
- Batista, Summerslam 2008
- Daniel Bryan, Summerslam 2013
- Brock Lesnar, Summerslam 2014
The Final Fantasy series lost me after it strapped a rocket to Lightning and gave her a John Cena level mega push while deciding to wait over an entire fucking console generation to announce Kingdom Hearts 3.
Too many of them talk too much! There was a southpark many seasons ago about wrasslin', and it mocked how everyone got into lengthy promos. The wrasslin' people loved on southpark were these awful long winded monologues, soliloquies, and such from the satirical superstars.
Even Steve Austin brought this up on his podcast. Too much talk, and not enough action. Look at this past week's last two minutes of the Austin-Heyman segment to do a promo. All the current guys should take note.
I do not believe this to be true.
You must REALLY hate Cena to dismiss the entirety of his career.
Of course feuding with Cena will be the career highpoint when they do nothing else afterward.
The great thing about John Cena is he can work with almost anyone and make them look like a million bucks until he beats them clean to end the feud.
Think about it. Most anyone he works with looks like a star during their feud.
How many people had their most memorable runs against Cena?
He does his job to make anyone look like a credible opponent against him.
I'm not saying anything about what happens after, but while he works with someone, he gives them a feud that ultimately turns out to be a high watermark in their career.
On the split side of that, if you absolutely suck, Cena can't and won't do you any favors and the feud will just flat out suck.
Even lighting return?But all the FFXIII games were great.
Of course feuding with Cena will be the career highpoint when they do nothing else afterward.
dream how excited should I be about one of the cast members of Bad Girls Club getting a shot at NXT Training Centre?
Is it wrong to want the Young Bucks in WWE just to see them get squashed by Triple H and fired immediately afterwards? Because I'm not seeing a downside.
Even lighting return?
Does Samoa Joe doing good shirt sales prove that guys don't need to change their name or gimmick upon signing to the WWE?
Looking back did the Usos need to be called the usos?
Yeah it really seemed like a sloppy system, they should've just said fuck it and went full KH.Not good enough for me to play it for more than 20 minutes and get bored. Supposedly they were going for a Kingdom Hearts battle feel (good) and instead ended up with a wonky as fuck FF12-like thing (which makes it sound better than it was, because FF12 was great).
Noctis has a billion different flippy-shit moves and the way you end up performing them are all totally unintuitive ways.
XIV is excellent, but otherwise I agree.FF hasn't been really good in almost a decade, so I am not hopeful for 15.
I'm in there.Pretty hyped for Hannibal tonight friends, don't know how many of you watch it.
So long as they get put in a box and shipped out, in all reality they'd probably become the new J&J those fucking frick bucks.Is it wrong to want the Young Bucks in WWE just to see them get squashed by Triple H and fired immediately afterwards? Because I'm not seeing a downside.
Is it wrong to want the Young Bucks in WWE just to see them get squashed by Triple H and fired immediately afterwards? Because I'm not seeing a downside.
True or False:
The best match of the year has already happened.
Stardust Def. (Pin) Zack Ryder **¼
Big E (C) & Kofi Kingston (C) & Xavier Woods (C) Def. (Pin) Cesaro & Tyson Kidd, Darren Young & Titus O'Neil, Diego & Fernando, Kalisto & Sin Cara, Konnor & Viktor 23:40 "Elimination Chamber" (Tag) WWE Tag Team Championship
***¼
Nikki Bella (C) & Nikki Bella (C) Def. (Pin) Naomi, Naomi, Paige, Paige 06:05 Triple-Threat WWE Divas Championship *
Kevin Owens Def. (Pin) John Cena 19:56 ****½
Neville Def. (Pin) Bo Dallas 08:54 **¾
Ryback Def. (Pin) Bad News Barrett, Dolph Ziggler, Mark Henry, Ryback, Sheamus 25:12 "Elimination Chamber" WWE Intercontinental Championship
(Title Change) **½
Dean Ambrose Def. (DQ) Seth Rollins (C) 21:49 WWE World Heavyweight Championship ****
Here is Meltzer's ratings for Elimination Chamber:
Cena vs Owens the sequel has a lot to live up too.
I'm a little disappointed that Owen's didn't use his open with walking around the ring strategy. Maybe he'll add that to the second match to psyche out Cena?
How was WWE okay with Owens seriously exposing the lack of offense Cena has? I know Cena's lack of offense is a known commodity, but they let Owens open up a clinic on offense.
I'd like to know his thoughts on why it didn't go the extra mile to make it a full 5 star match.
Owens vs Cena was the perfect main roster debut. You couldn't ask for better.
NXT champion Kevin Owens pinned U.S. champion John Cena in 20:42 of match with neither title at stake. John Layfield kept comparing this match with Joe Namath (it was his 72nd birthday) predicting the Jets would beat the Chiefs (it was the then Baltimore Colts, but minutes later someone did correct him on what was one of the most famous football games ever played) and Babe Ruth calling his shot. Please don't ask me to explain what either had to do with this. I mean, every single person that cuts a promo vows they are going to win. I guess the idea that the AFL was the smaller league and NXT is the smaller promotion or something. There were some "NXT" chants. Crowd heat was good early. It was mostly a series of near falls. Owens used the pop up power bomb and Cena kicked out. Given that Cena was losing to that move later, I can get the mentality of the spot, but to me, in Owens' first match, I'd be strong on protecting his finisher, really, for months or longer, with the idea of creating a big moment when a guy kicks out for the first time. Here, he did, and it was a nice spot for a small percentage of the audience but for most it didn't mean much and it could have been avoided without hurting the match one iota. Owens missed a moonsault. Owens kicked out of the first Attitude Adjustment. Cena got Owens in the STF and pulled him to the middle of the ring. Owens kicked Cena off him and then hit Cena's Attitude Adjustment on him for a near fall. Cena did a leg slice off the top rope for a near fall. Owens did a package side slam since the package piledriver wouldn't be allowed in WWE. They traded punches. Cena hit the springboard stunner for a near fall. Owens used a fisherman buster off the middle rope for a near fall as well as a swanton for a near fall. Owens finally got the pin after a pop up power bomb. The match finish worked. Very few were expecting Owens to win, and even fewer expected it would be clean in the middle with his move. So they made a superstar in one night, which is hilarious because for years people in the company have claimed it takes 18 months minimum to do so. Crowd was really hot for the match. Cena rolled out of the ring to leave the stage to Owens, who said that now everybody knows who Kevin Owens is, and told Cena he has some veteran advice, that it's time for Cena to go, because his time is up and my time is now. Cena was praised for how unselfish he was in putting Owens over in this manner with no dispute, and then letting Owens make fun of his catch phrase at the end. ****½
I'm a little disappointed that Owen's didn't use his open with walking around the ring strategy. Maybe he'll add that to the second match to psyche out Cena?
How was WWE okay with Owens seriously exposing the lack of offense Cena has? I know Cena's lack of offense is a known commodity, but they let Owens open up a clinic on offense.
I wanna say true with the Rumble Champ match but the year's still youn.True or False:
The best match of the year has already happened.
Verendus is a pretty important poster dude.
I don't hate Cena though.I'm sure he's the king of Internet posters.
But you can be blinded by your hatreds and that's that guy.
You are CM Punk's GAF account.I just believe I am the bigger wrestling star. It's a valid truth.
I'm probably one of the only people that actually liked the Austin heel turn in WM17. It felt so left field and random as fuck to realize how silly the booking was...
Is it wrong that I want Ryback to come to the ring holding the belt in his teeth?
Is it wrong that I want Ryback to come to the ring holding the belt in his teeth?