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June Wrasslin' |OT-2| Money In The Bank, None In The Stock

Who are you again?

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zychi

Banned
I still think it's funny that WWE had the new title ready for Punk's run, but didn't give it to him. Gave it to Rock for a few months, and immediately decided to combine the belts again.


Make a new belt, get rid of the WCW belt, and the ugly WWE belt, make it one.
Let whoever is champ put their logo on the front like Rock, Austin and Cena got to do(until Cena's belt took over)
 
Man, people upload the most random, mundane shit to youtube.

I found a channel a few months ago that was just various washing machines on different settings.

Just a bunch of hour + videos of washing machines doing their thing with no commentary or anything.

I didnt even know we had washing machine enthusiasts.



Ill just stick to videos of random wrestling botches and middle aged guys swinging swords into bottles and bamboo and stuff thank you very much!
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I found a channel a few months ago that was just filming various washing machines on different settings.

Just a bunch of hour + videos of washing machines doing their thing with no commentary or anything.


I didnt even know we had washing machine enthusiasts

Washing machine fetishists. That sounds incredible. And a lot less horrifying than some of the other fetishes I've stumbled onto while going from video to video.
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NOPE.


I also watched some Samsung videos on their appliances, and that shit's so fancy looking. It's like HD washer porn of follicles.
 

Sblargh

Banned
I found a channel a few months ago that was just various washing machines on different settings.

Just a bunch of hour + videos of washing machines doing their thing with no commentary or anything.


I didnt even know we had washing machine enthusiasts

With all the fucked up stuff people like on the Internet, I'm happy there are people who get their kick out of washing machines.
 
Who are you again?
Wow, that was brief. How many drafts did you go through to edit this post down?
Would I be far off base to assume that you subscribe to The Wrestling Observer?
You have a higher tolerance than me, friend. 25 words is my Sblargh threshold.
If properly formatted with indentations and line spacing? I can usually make it about two paragraphs before my eyes glaze over.
I don't know, how many Japanese Bean Breaths are there?
Are you calling me a sucker?
 
just finished max payne 3. even with this cast on!

fuckin great game and always will be. my goty when it was out.

1000x better when you pretend stro is max. down to the beard and bald head and occasional aviators max wears in the game.

i wonder how sblargh thought of the portrayal of his people though.

I'll respond to this in the spirit of thread positivity.

MP3 is easily one of my favorite shooters ever. Right after RE4 and Vanquish.

The story was absolute dogshit, but Max's monologues and constant self-loathing was amazing. The actual shooting is just sublime, best use of Euphoria physics. Was very disappointed with how incredibly lackluster shooting was in GTAV coming after this.

Beat the game about 4 times in the span of a year. Didn't do that for many games in my life.

I would've gotten the platinum for it, but New York Minute is just some dumb shit, and multiplayer is too much of a grind to be worth it. Still a great game though!
 
I'll respond to this in the spirit of thread positivity.

MP3 is easily one of my favorite shooters ever. Right after RE4 and Vanquish.

The story was absolute dogshit, but Max's monologues and constant self-loathing was amazing. The actual shooting is just sublime, best use of Euphoria physics. Was very disappointed with how incredibly lackluster shooting was in GTAV coming after this.

Beat the game about 4 times in the span of a year. Didn't do that for many games in my life.

I would've gotten the platinum for it, but New York Minute is just some dumb shit, and multiplayer is too much of a grind to be worth it. Still a great game though!

if only your taste in games matched your taste in wrestlers.
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Gorillaz

Member
I liked that song Tears by Health. Shit was raw on that airplane scene. Whole soundtrack was to be honest.I didn't like how much of the game was a shooting galleries and hallways

edit: you found the channel? I'm about to dive in..wish me luck
 
It's almost 2 AM here, I have to be in class in eight hours yet I'm still awake watching washing machines, train rides, and discussing the merits of the Sination with you guys. I'm still not sure when I've first hit rock bottom, friends.
 

Vylash

Member
It's almost 2 AM here, I have to be in class in eight hours yet I'm still awake watching washing machines, train rides, and discussing the merits of the Sination with you guys. I'm still not sure when I've first hit rock bottom, friends.

If it makes you feel any better, I have all the respect in the world for you and your dedication, friend

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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
It's almost 2 AM here, I have to be in class in eight hours yet I'm still awake watching washing machines, train rides, and discussing the merits of the Sination with you guys. I'm still not sure when I've first hit rock bottom, friends.

Make John Cena's entrance theme your alarm tone. Problem solved.
 

Sblargh

Banned
It's almost 2 AM here, I have to be in class in eight hours yet I'm still awake watching washing machines, train rides, and discussing the merits of the Sination with you guys. I'm still not sure when I've first hit rock bottom, friends.

You can be better Bionic. Just drop the act. If wrestling makes you sad, you don't need to watch it. If this thread makes you feel like you are wasting your time, you can drop the snarkiness and the character and just give it a break. WWE may bankrupt, but pro wrestling fans will still be here after you come back, if you decide to.

There's no shame in taking a break and there's no shame in being your true self, without the masks you wear to protect yourself from your own pastimes.
 

Gorillaz

Member
this feels like a healing session right now

Bionic, tell us the first time you hit rock bottom from something other then The Rock
 
welp. there's a dude on youtube who uploads himself pissing in various places. multiple times in elevators. It's not a fetish thing, but i mean... like, what
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Real talk, I think one of my favorite moments of the last few years as a wrestling fan is just how happy Scott Hall, Jake, and Bret sound these days. Like, Bret sounds so much better than he did only a few years ago. And Scott and Jake aren't talking like they want to die.

It's really nice.
 
magnificent.

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i made you this until i realized it's too late.

edit: i'll take it.

That looks majestic, friend.

I have to say I was so happy to see the crowd's response to Bryan that it's only setting in now that my hope for a retooling of his character is not going to happen. In fact, they really doubled down with the babyface shtick in that segment. It's a credit to BOth Bo and Bryan that I didn't mind so much.
 
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