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[Hector Garfria]

Why did Ahmed's left arm have a bulge coming out of the side of it? Did he grow a spare bicep in there in case the real one shredded?

Also, he fucking put a 2nd pair of knee pads on his thighs. That's how you know the prop department stopped caring midway.

Also Also, Big E better start a black preacher gimmick, I mark out for anything he and Mark Henry do, might as well do something than just get fed to Rusev.

 

[Data West]

Always hated Ahmed. I liked watching Farooq make fun of him.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Foleys had a few with him and Styles going through some matches

http://www.wrestlingdvdnews.com/match-listing-wwe-for-all-mankind-mick-foley-dvd/34107/

Austins too with him and JR

http://www.wwe.com/wweshop/dvd/stonecolddvd/matches

Worth, er, "finding" these matches with the alternate commentary switched on.

Not bad. Thank you.

 

[RP912]

WWE needs to have a mystery science theater type of show for the network. Put two jobbers and jbl in abandoned warehouse with nothing but bad matches, promos and wrestling movies.

The first episode would be the capital punishment ppv.

 

[Ithil]

They had a show like that, Are You Serious, with Josh Matthews and Road Dogg, for about a year on Youtube.

 

[Macho Madness]

Now on US Netflix:

WWE: TLC: Tables, Ladders and Chairs 2013

One of the WWE's most popular events explodes as CM Punk and Daniel Bryan each take on three challengers in an epic, once-in-a-lifetime showdown.

WWE: Ultimate Warrior: Ultimate Collection

Featuring career highlights and words from the Ultimate Warrior, this retrospective explores his rise, from his first Blade Runners bout to solo fame.

WWE: The Best of Raw and SmackDown 2013

WWE Superstars deliver 52 weeks of action on Raw and SmackDown per year, with no off-season. This DVD/Blu-ray set compiles the most thrilling matches and segments from the year 2013.

WWE: Shawn Michaels: Mr. WrestleMania

Shawn Michaels, the man of many nicknames including "Mr. WrestleMania," gets a fitting tribute in this career retrospective of memorable matches.

 

[RP912]

They had a show like that, Are You Serious, with Josh Matthews and Road Dogg, for about a year on Youtube.

Yea I remember that show but it was more of snippets than a actual hour to two hour show like MST3000. I mean something like that but more creative and with better commentary.


Sorry Josh and Road Dogg.

 

[Data West]

Are You Serious was awful. KC countdowns were a much funnier execution, even though they couldn't use the footage.

 

[dream]

Now on US Netflix:

WWE: TLC: Tables, Ladders and Chairs 2013



WWE: Ultimate Warrior: Ultimate Collection



WWE: The Best of Raw and SmackDown 2013



WWE: Shawn Michaels: Mr. WrestleMania

Nice. So Netflix is basically just like WWE Network, only better.

 

[RP912]

Are You Serious was awful. KC countdowns were a much funnier execution, even though they couldn't use the footage.

Indeed I hated are you serious. Most of the videos were about wcw blunders which kind of pissed me off since I'm a avid wcw mark. There's plenty of bullshit wwf/e produce over the years that made russo wcw years look like ROH in the glory days.

 

[Macho Madness]

Nice. So Netflix is basically just like WWE Network, only better.

YES! YES! YES!

 

[lovely ladies]

Nice. So Netflix is basically just like WWE Network, only better.

They even have the WWE film ventures.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

still think there's a space for puppet HHH somewhere...



Wow I loved Ahmed when I was young! He was built like a truck, had a bitching high impact finish, shoutin "YO GOIN' DOWN" a lot and had a badass theme. What else did you nnneeeedddd?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

still think there's a space for puppet HHH somewhere...



Wow I loved Ahmed when I was young! He was built like a truck, had a bitching high impact finish, shoutin "YO GOIN' DOWN" a lot and had a badass theme. What else did you nnneeeedddd?

Wipe that riddle grim off your face
I forgot to take my medication Morty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTN3ntW-WHA

 

[RP912]

still think there's a space for puppet HHH somewhere...



Wow I loved Ahmed when I was young! He was built like a truck, had a bitching high impact finish, shoutin "YO GOIN' DOWN" a lot and had a badass theme. What else did you nnneeeedddd?

His theme was greatness. Dude didn't need pyro to let it be known he was bad ass. The pearl river plunge was a sick finisher though.

 

[jmdajr]

Now on US Netflix:

WWE: TLC: Tables, Ladders and Chairs 2013



WWE: Ultimate Warrior: Ultimate Collection



WWE: The Best of Raw and SmackDown 2013



WWE: Shawn Michaels: Mr. WrestleMania

nice!

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

I also loved WWF War Zone~

My caw was named Skullmaster like in mighty max 8)

But I cannot even guess what he said for the "wonton and beef stew" part~~~~

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[DMczaf]

Everyone must watch Mr. WrestleMania. Probably the most candid HBK has been about his career for an official WWE product. I just wish there was more of it. I would buy a DVD of just him talking about the feeling backstage at WM9 when word got around that Hogan was going to get the belt when he wasn't even booked in the main event. He talks about how all the younger guys were scared shitless, thinking they were never going to get a chance now (sound familiar?).

 

[RP912]

I also loved WWF War Zone~

My caw was named Skullmaster like in mighty max 8)

But I cannot even guess what he said for the "wonton and beef stew" part~~~~

Now this I can't agree on. I tried to enjoy the game since there really wasn't any good wrestling games for the ps1 *damn nintendo 64*. The game was ok but the controls were so horrible. You shouldn't have to put in a fucking def-con 5 missile launch code just to do a damn irish whip.

 

[jmdajr]

This game is too stressful

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Everyone must watch Mr. WrestleMania. Probably the most candid HBK has been about his career for an official WWE product.

I'll wait for it to show up on the Network, shouldn't be too long. I'm not a huge fan of HBK, I admit he puts on great matches but I'm really ambivalent about him as a person. But I will get all up in there.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

Now this I can't agree on. I tried to enjoy the game since there really wasn't any good wrestling games for the ps1 *damn nintendo 64*. The game was ok but the controls were so horrible. You shouldn't have to put in a fucking def-con 5 missile launch code just to do a damn irish whip.

Well, once better options existed of course I moved on. But what else was I gonna do, throw out endless thunder palms as Kim Chee in WCW vs the World?

 

[RP912]

Well, once better options existed of course I moved on. But what else was I gonna do, throw out endless thunder palms as Kim Chee in WCW vs the World?

...............





That's all I ever did before I got war zone for my 13th birthday. WCW vs the World was the shit...block characters and all.

 

[Ithil]

Having handled him really well in the Shield (aprt from a few times when they threw the other two under the bus in favour of him for no reason) for so long, they've now started that awful part of the superpush with Roman Reigns where they absolutely ram him down your throat pretty much yelling at you to like him right now, god damn it. This is how this week's Main Event felt, only a week into his singles push:

One, Roman Reigns needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roman Reigns's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roman"?

 

[DMczaf]

One, Roman Reigns needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roman Reigns's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roman"?

....you just described John Cena's last 10 years.

 

[Ithil]

....you just described John Cena's last 10 years.

Given Reigns is supposed to be the next top guy, it's a depressing similarity.

 

[RP912]

Ok here's a marketable Roman Reigns:

1. Streamers...a whole lot of streamers
2. Whip his hair back so the ladies can faint
3. Needs more sweat and aggression....I mean "let me tell you something mean gene" aggression

 

[Data West]

So how many years before Roman leaves WWE high and dry to attempt a failed movie career? I say 3.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I really don't think Roman Reigns is headed to the main event at all. I think people are letting their imaginations go wild.

 

[Ithil]

So how many years before Roman leaves WWE high and dry to attempt a failed movie career? I say 3.

More like how many months before half the crowd hates him.

 

[RP912]

1 and a half years after his successful wrestlemania moment where cena gives him a salute.

 

[DMczaf]

3. Needs more sweat and aggression....I mean "let me tell you something mean gene" aggression

Renee Young is his Mean Gene

"Well let me tell you something, Baby Girl."

He wouldn't yell it though. He would say it slow, and oh so soft.

 

[Data West]

More like how many months before half the crowd hates him.

Not sure why that matters. Just means he'll be the new face of the WWE.

Renee Young is his Mean Gene

"Well let me tell you something, Baby Girl."

He wouldn't yell it though. He would say it slow, and oh so soft.

Not sure which comparison's worse.

Spoiler

Renee's really not all that.

 

[lovely ladies]

So how many years before Roman leaves WWE high and dry to attempt a failed movie career? I say 3.

He gets introduced as Hobbs' brother in Fast and Furious 9.

 

[British Monsoon]

Goddamn, I forgot how ridiculous Kobashi's lariatoooooooo's could be;

Love the reaction of the crowd. Only Hansen did it better than Kobashi. Kojima's are cool, but he overuses it.

 

[RP912]

I can taste them REIGNS SUCKS and ROMAN NOODLES chants at this very moment.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Bo Dallas is the type of dude to open the door for himself and be like "Why thank you."

haha

 

[Data West]

Only Hansen did it better than Kobashi. .

 

[British Monsoon]

Dan Spivey's cool and I'm sure he learned a thing or two from tagging with the best, but I still prefer Kobashi's.

 

[Jimmy King]

Everyone must watch Mr. WrestleMania. Probably the most candid HBK has been about his career for an official WWE product. I just wish there was more of it. I would buy a DVD of just him talking about the feeling backstage at WM9 when word got around that Hogan was going to get the belt when he wasn't even booked in the main event. He talks about how all the younger guys were scared shitless, thinking they were never going to get a chance now (sound familiar?).

Surprised to hear him say the *WM 14 match was just what Austin/Triple H were doing at house shows. What an insult.

 

[RP912]

Renee Young is his Mean Gene

"Well let me tell you something, Baby Girl."

He wouldn't yell it though. He would say it slow, and oh so soft.

:/ I just had a image of a wrinkly older Renee giving fans the scoop on the WWE hotline.


*shudders*

 

[Data West]

real bummer that Dick Murdoch was a Klansmen

 

[DMczaf]

Surprised to hear him say the *WM 14 match was just what Austin/Triple H were doing at house shows. What an insult.

I like how he said his match with Austin was shit before he said it was just an Austin/Triple H house show match.

Burying time!

 

[Horse]

Doing it in front of a camera on live TV on a show viewed by 4 million people is probably not counted as "subtle".

Was just a quick glance, thought he handled it well.

 

[Perspicacity]

I really don't think Roman Reigns is headed to the main event at all. I think people are letting their imaginations go wild.

You know he's literally headed to the main event this week right?
Have you ever even seen a wrestling?

EDIT: Fixed the grammar

 

[Plywood]

There's too many question marks in that question.

 

[Perspicacity]

Hey Plywood, there you go again making me a better person.

 

[DMczaf]

Kaitlyn's Ass Biz got Biz Cards now.

 

[jmdajr]

Maybe I should sign up. I wouldn't mind having a nice one.