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[Gurrry]

So tonight.. Heres what I think happens..

We go through the PPV... until it comes down to like Kane and someone else for the shot at the title.

Then... All of a sudden you hear Daniel Bryans theme song..

BOOM!

Here he comes running down the ramp and into the ring and Kane and him brawl out for the belt.

DB wins, then on Raw talks about how he was able to recover in time.. then... BAM, the winner of the suitcase pops out and challenges him to a match at the next ppv.

The End

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Is that Shut Your Mouth?

Man, I have some good memories with that game.

 

[DiscoJon]

It's 8:45 AM crippled by insomnia and WHAT DO I DO, JEEEZUS...

WATCH YouTube clips of "Are You Serious?" featuring PUPPET H!!!

 

[Hasney]

Ahh just bring it. Back when wrestling games were run by people with ideas, not just goobers trying and failing to recreate what was on Tv.

Yeah, the game was horribly rushed out though, there was barely any content and just made it a nicer looking Smackdown 2. Shut your mouth and Here Comes The Pain were nicely polished though... Kinda

 

[ghostmind]

Keep lifting and losing weight brahs.

No spoilers for me but how was the NJPW iPPV? Good? Decent? Seemed like a meh show on paper.

It was more entertaining than I expected.

 

[Data West]

Keep lifting and losing weight brahs.

No spoilers for me but how was the NJPW iPPV? Good? Decent? Seemed like a meh show on paper.

One thing happened that will make me watch the next PPV.

Spoiler

Yujiro's JAV girl game was especially on point

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Not gonna lie. It bothers me that Cena is fourth only to legends in combined days holding the championship.

 

[HerbertFish]

How hilarious would it be to see Cena go over Brock clean at Summerslam

 

[Data West]

Not gonna lie. It bothers me that Cena is fourth only to legends in combined days holding the championship.

I've gotten over it. Professional wrestling in general, not just WWE and the World title, has completely devalued the meaning of championships in recent years. Just like the Edge/Undertaker feud was an excuse to hot shot the title to Edge a bunch of times so he could have a higher championship rate statistic since he became a main eventer so late in his career, not realizing that all that did was lower the value of the title rather than increase the value of Edge.

Winning the title means basically nothing now, and WWE is the sole fault of that. Sadly, everyone else has seemingly started to follow in their footsteps. I'm of the opinion that Jack Brisco's 2 title reigns seem more significant than Booker T's multiple title reigns that were shoved in at the end of a dying WCW. Which is too bad for Booker, honestly.

 

[Mengetsu]

Aaron Moss sent word that he met Ric Flair at an event this past week and while getting an autograph, mentioned to Flair that he should demand that WWE officials let him resurrect Dolph Ziggler's career. According to Aaron, Flair responded that he tried more than once but officials would not budge on their decision.

Ziggler is stuck guys. No one can get him out of mid card hell

 

[DiscoJon]

FAVE FIVE KEVIN NASH ITERATIONS:

5. MASTER BLASTER STEEL

4. OZ

3. VINNIE VEGAS

2. DIESEL

1. "THE OUTSIDER" KEVIN NASH

 

[Gorillaz]

it looks like the snowball broke dudes chest

 

[Browny]

FAVE FIVE KEVIN NASH ITERATIONS:

3. VINNIE VEGAS

Only number 3?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Man, I was so hype for this Netherlands and Mexico match. And it fucking sucks so far.

Hopefully Cena in the Bank will be entertaining tonight.

 

[FallingEdge]

It was more entertaining than I expected.

One thing happened that will make me watch the next PPV.

Spoiler

Yujiro's JAV girl game was especially on point

thx friendos will check it ouy

 

[DiscoJon]

Only number 3?

You think Double V will go over Big Daddy Cool Diesel and Kevin Freakin' Nash? C'mon.

 

[tm24]

Aiii, this ref sucks

 

[Chamber]

How hilarious would it be to see Cena go over Brock clean at Summerslam

That wouldn't be hilarious at all, friend.

 

[Alucard]

I've gotten over it. Professional wrestling in general, not just WWE and the World title, has completely devalued the meaning of championships in recent years. Just like the Edge/Undertaker feud was an excuse to hot shot the title to Edge a bunch of times so he could have a higher championship rate statistic since he became a main eventer so late in his career, not realizing that all that did was lower the value of the title rather than increase the value of Edge.

Winning the title means basically nothing now, and WWE is the sole fault of that. Sadly, everyone else has seemingly started to follow in their footsteps. I'm of the opinion that Jack Brisco's 2 title reigns seem more significant than Booker T's multiple title reigns that were shoved in at the end of a dying WCW. Which is too bad for Booker, honestly.

I'd argue that the ROH title is still quite prestigious. Only 20 champions in 12 years.

 

[Gorillaz]

I'm missing the PPV tonight. Kind of heated because even tho I can assume Cena is winning I still want to see the crazy bumps in the ring.

 

[Browny]

You think Double V will go over Big Daddy Cool Diesel and Kevin Freakin' Nash? C'mon.

Any gimmick from the early 90's which results in such a quality jif has to be up there...

Mojo Rawley should adopt it for NXT.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

That wouldn't be hilarious at all, friend.

True.

It would be an occasion of pure joy, and celebration.

 

[serenewarfare]

Just caught up on the New Japan iPPV. Good stuff.

 

[FallingEdge]

I'd argue that the ROH title is still quite prestigious. Only 20 champions in 12 years.

Yeah but Jerry Lynn and James Gibson.

 

[Data West]

Yeah but Jerry Lynn and James Gibson.

and Xavier and Low Ki and McLariat

 

[slightconfuse]

Yeah but Jerry Lynn and James Gibson.

Xavier

 

[FallingEdge]

and Xavier and Low Ki and McLariat

Xavier

Real talk, I enjoyed Xavier.

 

[Alucard]

Yeah but Jerry Lynn and James Gibson.

James Gibson was so underrated. He had the best Pure Title match of all time against Samoa Joe.

 

[FallingEdge]

Mark Henry Retirement speech

so good, listen to that crowd!

 

[blackaroni]

Mark Henry Retirement speech

so good, listen to that crowd!

I may be exaggerating, but that's probably the best acting that I've seen wrasslin'. Everything about that segment was awesome. They could have at least let Henry get the belt after that.

 

[DiscoJon]

Fave F... NO... FUCK THAT,

FAVE TEN FOO FIGHTERS SONGS:

10. Low

9. Statues

8. The Pretender

7. Walk

6. February Stars

5. All My Life

4. In Your Honor

3. Razor

2. Aurora

1. Everlong

 

[lovely ladies]

Mark Henry Retirement speech

so good, listen to that crowd!

This and the night Bork came down to F5 Cena are the two best Raw moments of the last 3-4 years, maybe even more.

 

[Lambda Pie]

i have 0 favourite Foo Fighters songs.

 

[DiscoJon]

i have 0 favourite Foo Fighters songs.

Alright champ, what bands do you like?

 

[lovely ladies]

Aiii must be going nuts right now.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Alright champ, what bands do you like?

Mike Mareen, Joy Peters, CC Catch, Mr Flagio, Digital Emotion, Roxanne, Fair Control, etc.

 

[Heel]

Not gonna lie. It bothers me that Cena is fourth only to legends in combined days holding the championship.

Are you implying that John Cena isn't a legend in his own right?

 

[UrbanDandy]

Mark Henry Retirement speech

so good, listen to that crowd!

WCW crowd was good back in the day

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I may be exaggerating, but that's probably the best acting that I've seen wrasslin'. Everything about that segment was awesome. They could have at least let Henry get the belt after that.

Yeah where he'd 'retire' if anyone could defeat him for the title.

 

[Sblargh]

Are you implying that John Cena isn't a legend in his own right?

Well, it is quite legendary for a babyface to make people cheer so much for the heel.

...to make people cheer for the heel. Bah gawd, I found out why you like him so much!

 

[korly]

Mike Mareen, Joy Peters, CC Catch, Mr Flagio, Digital Emotion, Roxanne, Fair Control, etc.

You're very hip.

 

[blackaroni]

Aiii must be going nuts right now.

Ugh...that game.

 

[Gorillaz]

I may be exaggerating, but that's probably the best acting that I've seen wrasslin'. Everything about that segment was awesome. They could have at least let Henry get the belt after that.

That was the blemish of it all to be honest. The fact cena retained, it would have been a cool little victory lap for him to win and hold it for a PPV or so.

 

[DiscoJon]

Mike Mareen, Joy Peters, CC Catch, Mr Flagio, Digital Emotion, Roxanne, Fair Control, etc.

As far as gimmick posters go, I have to give you credit for being so committed.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

What are your top tips for kicking a football? I don't have a football but I do have some tin foil I could wrap into a ball shape and kick.

Tin Foil is a completely different 'ball game', what I teach you about kicking tin foil won't transfer over to kicking a football. It will however allow you to do the Randy Orton punt kick of death.

Do you wish to know more?

 

[Serpentine]

There's nothing technically wrong with Foo Fighters but they're just so dull to me

 

[Aiii]

Aiii must be going nuts right now.

Barely survived that.

But fuck yeah Oranje!!!!

 

[tm24]

Fuck Aiii.

Alright, im over it. Good game.

 

[DiscoJon]

There's nothing technically wrong with Foo Fighters but they're just so dull to me

Mmm'kay, Askani'son.

 

[BronsonLee]

I'd like to hereby congratulate Aiii on his victory over all Mexicans today

And also you call can kiss mah ass!

Quote for fun. I have no idea if this works.

tldr; work

PS fuck the Foo Fighters