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[avengers23]

and you cant teach that

You could acatully.

Just ask Jericho about wearing lifts, brush.

its wrestling, anyone can be 7 feet tall

Well, other than Hornswoggle.

 

[Dynedom]

July Wrasslin' |OT| Ignorance is Bliss
July Wrasslin' |OT| Bayley on the Rocks
July Wrasslin' |OT| Take Me Down To The Suplex City

 

[Sinatar]

Would they turn Bayley heel before they ever turn Reigns

What am I saying, of course they would

This is literally the only way they can salvage her character at this point. If she takes this and develops some edge and stops acting like a fucking 5 year old.

They won't though, she'll go dance with a cruiserweight or something.

 

[Zach]

Is Data West #TeamDong ?

Filth.

 

[half a moon]

I get a/c units tomorrow! After a month+ wait.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Filth.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

At least Bray isn't the worst booked person on the roster anymore.

At the moment.

 

[jmdajr]

That Bayley match.

Turned my head for a second and then it was over.

 

[Zach]

I get a/c units tomorrow! After a month+ wait.

The feel-good story of the year.

 

[British Monsoon]

You have been visited by the Ace of the Universe:

Good volume and much bounce bestowed upon your follicles, but only if you thank the once in a century talent.

 

[FlammableD]

More PROGRESS announcements

You have been visited by the Ace of the Universe:

Good volume and much bounce bestowed upon your follicles, but only if you thank the once in a century talent.

pfft

 

[Data West]

I already thanked the genius of the universe

 

[British Monsoon]

Well, for this grave transgression may your hair forever be lacking in sheen and lustre.

 

[Egg0]

https://youtu.be/fF2blcEEIeQ

Found a video of AJ Styles botching a phenomenal forearm and turning it into an angle during a weekend(?) show at chikara. It's neat!

 

[FlammableD]

Well, for this grave transgression may your hair forever be lacking in sheen and lustre.

my fiance found a grey hair last week so i've already given up

 

[Kaladin]

More PROGRESS announcements

pfft

Still need to watch Day 3 of the tournament.

 

[Striker]

He was also in that great HHH match the month before Mania, and it was a feud built around weapons that featured none of the built weapons or many weapon spots at all.

Great is subjective.

Secondly, the Asylum match was all about weapons and what did it have? Any memorable spots or moments? Nothing was except the thumb tack spot and he had nothing to do with that. Weapon matches these days revolve around kendo sticks, stomach shots from a chair and overly contrived table spots. Even then the table spots are lacking in impact, for example the Stephanie spot at Mania.

 

[Sinatar]

https://youtu.be/fF2blcEEIeQ

Found a video of AJ Styles botching a phenomenal forearm and turning it into an angle during a weekend(?) show at chikara. It's neat!

AJ is a treasure.

 

[Angry Grimace]

I can appreciate the Miz's ability to work a mic, but I don't actually want to see either him or Maryse on my screen either in the ring or in some dumb segment doing a variant on the only promo he ever does.

Also, I'm pretty sure Joe winning was just HHH getting his shit in because he knew that was a match people wanted to see. But the actual match is almost assuredly going to be putrid shit where Vince has Lesnar just completely clobber him. There's only one Samoan Joe that can beat Lesnar.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

my fiance found a grey hair last week so i've already given up

where was it?

 

[FlammableD]

where was it?

somewhere on the left side of my head

Great is subjective.

So is terrible.

Tell me more about all the other WWE matches with memorable spots/moments

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

to be fair didn't the asylum match get like fifteen minutes added because they cut a mcmahon segment during the show and gave it to the asylum match so that's why there's a shit ton of padding in it

 

[Syder]

You have been visited by the Ace of the Universe:

Good volume and much bounce bestowed upon your follicles, but only if you thank the once in a century talent.

 

[RecRoulette]

Is anything else in Extreme Rules worth checking out? I watched Alexa erase Bayley's future. Not sure how WWE got me to root against Bayley, but long live Queen Bliss. That was hilarious

You have been visited by the Ace of the Universe:

Good volume and much bounce bestowed upon your follicles, but only if you thank the once in a century talent.

Thank you Ace, GO ACE!

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Is anything else in Extreme Rules worth checking out? I watched Alexa erase Bayley's future. Not sure how WWE got me to root against Bayley, but long live Queen Bliss. That was hilarious

The main event was quite good.

 

[slightconfuse]

Tana is a good looking dude.

Also a big Kamen Rider fan

 

[Dynedom]

Jinder rocks a mean suit. I still recall the pics of Cena, Bryan and Reigns in suits and they all looked horrible.

 

[klonere]

You have been visited by the Ace of the Universe:

Good volume and much bounce bestowed upon your follicles, but only if you thank the once in a century talent.

Thank you Tana not only have you saved NJPW but you have also saved my hair. Go ACE!

 

[Dark Ninja]

Blizzard trying to win Carny of the Year. Trying to bypass Chinese law by giving stuff away for "free" and their pricing is ridiculous.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1385862

 

[excelsiorlef]

lmao meltzer is complaining that it's unrealistic for wwe to say bayley saw wonder woman because of her schedule

I love these guys.

 

[avengers23]

Well, for this grave transgression may your hair forever be lacking in sheen and lustre.

True, but at least I won't be cursed with a T-Rex arm because I refuse to have surgery and take time off.

 

[excelsiorlef]

i mean, i mean, i mean


you know


she isn't even


you know


do they expect us to really believe that, you know, she has time to go out on a friday or saturday to watch a movie? with that schedule? I mean... come on.

Meltzer's speech patterns are so delightful

Meltzer also had a line where he said that Bayley mentioned she studied Tommy Dreamer for the match and he said Tommy lost all of the time so that showed she definitely was studying him.

Ha ha ha awesome

What a stupid promo that ended up being in hindsight

 

[excelsiorlef]

One of the safest non-WWE licensed t-shirts is back

http://www.prowrestlingtees.com/

#safe

Have it 8)

 

[Nekofrog]

Alexa is Angelica pickles and bayley is Chuckie finster

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Sasha? Really? Sasha is over as fuck and has been in many great matches on the main roster, was in the main womens title picture for a long time and is clearly highly valued.

Sasha the character has been barely expanded or improved. I still don't know what in the hell she is going for as a wrestler. Is she the "omg my idol" tween or is she "boss bitch"? Her in ring work has barely improved as well. She may be over with fans, but as a total package wreslter I dont' think she has improved all that much. Her coming up the main exposed a lot of her flaws.

 

[FallingEdge]

You have been visited by the Ace of the Universe:

Good volume and much bounce bestowed upon your follicles, but only if you thank the once in a century talent.

THANK YOU, ACE!

 

[Fantomex]

Sasha the character has been barely expanded or improved. I still don't know what in the hell she is going for as a wrestler. Is she the "omg my idol" tween or is she "boss bitch"? Her in ring work has barely improved as well. She may be over with fans, but as a total package wreslter I dont' think she has improved all that much. Her coming up the main exposed a lot of her flaws.

You make a good point. She's still not even close to Nia. My bodyguard waifu.

 

[excelsiorlef]

TJP fits that part of the story

He can share his favorite fan fiction written about the two of them with her.

 

[RecRoulette]

I'm always taken aback when Reigns jacks his arm off.

The Big Dog and his Red Rocket.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Bayley is the one who demanded the match have kendo sticks and then loses the match because she was too scared to use one of them. Good lord.

It's weird because her body language said fuck yes I'm going to savor this moment... beg.. beg... beg for mercy... oh shit I got too arrogant and savored it too long now I'm fucked.

Instead Cole said it was fear.

Shame

 

[excelsiorlef]

I hope after bungling Bayley WWE set their sights on fixing Alexa Bliss so her fans can know my pain, upon discovering the Harley Quinn link they decide that setting up TJP as her Joker and reducing Bliss to submissive horrible relationship Quinn.
I'm sure TJP would be all aboard such a role where he gets to be a colossal turd to woman.

Spoiler

I don't actually hope this, I'm actually amazed they haven't screwed Bliss up yet

To be honest she's probably getting pushed because she's like one of the few who can actually make their shit writting work (most of the time)

 

[Zach]

Should DDP have won at Halloween Havoc '98?

 

[excelsiorlef]

Should DDP have won at Halloween Havoc '98?

Ar HH 98? Maybe not... should he have been the one to dethrone Goldberg? Yes absolutely.

 

[Zach]

I want a hard yes or no, excelsiorleaf!

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Ar HH 98? Maybe not... should he have been the one to dethrone Goldberg? Yes absolutely.

The way they ended the streak is dumb as hell.

 

[Fox318]

Should DDP have won at Halloween Havoc '98?

A babyface should have been the one to dethrone goldberg regardless of when the streak would end.

have a handshake moment where goldberg respects the other person.

 

[Zach]

Hard yes or no, you babbies!

 

[Arrowgigantic]

You guys that think Bayley has no hope are hilarious. She shouldn't have gotten beaten quite that easily, in my opinion, but just because she lost doesn't mean she isn't the top face of the women.

She's going to be fine, and top face for a long time.

 

[FallingEdge]

Should DDP have won at Halloween Havoc '98?

yes

 

[Zach]

Matthew Gallant is wise beyond Matthew Gallant's years.

(Unless Matthew Gallant is 40 like that crotchety ol' Hex.)

yes

FallingEdge: a man among babbies.