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[bean breath]

it's that fat guy FallingEdge loves!

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PUTIN FACE ON THIS GUY TRON??!

Maybe he likes fatties too?

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Goddam Renee Young.

 

[Man God]

Goddam Renee Young.

She's very good at her job. Probably the best interviewer WWE has had since Mean Gean.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

i heard those fans using the "yes" chant pro cena. whoa i felt sad inside and asked myself what's the point of watching wrestling if you're no longer 11 years old

 

[Professor Beef]

i heard those fans using the "yes" chant pro cena. whoa i felt sad inside and asked myself what's the point of watching wrestling if you're no longer 11 years old

Well he did help get the chant over.

 

[Jimmy King]

- Renee Young spoke to Roman Reigns on the RAW Backstage Pass post-show this week. Reigns said he's overcome so many obstacles to get where he's at and feels like he's the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

- Renee also spoke to John Cena on this week's post-show. Cena said The Authority gave him an opportunity bit his odds are pretty slim at Money In the Bank. Cena said he's most grateful for the opportunity.

JEEEEEEEEEZUS

 

[bean breath]

this is a painful promo to listen.

This is pain:

 

[Man God]

John Cena needs to keep throwing stairs and chairs every match and he'll finally get over after 8 years of being a heel.

Bonus he can team up with Sheamus who will get over throwing ladders. Team TLC.

 

[Macho Madness]

PWTorch has learned that WWE's latest head writer Jay Gibson was cut by WWE CEO Vince McMahon over the weekend.

pucking

 

[slightconfuse]

Considering how hard Deana nd seth hit the Gym. Roman barely has "the look anymore"

 

[Jimmy King]

Considering how hard Deana nd seth hit the Gym. Roman barely has "the look anymore"

swat vest bro

 

[Toki767]

pucking

So who's the head writer now? And why couldn't they just get rid of the entire creative staff if everyone's just going to write for Vince anyway?

 

[gaiadyne]

pucking

Everything makes sense Vince wrote this episode himself

 

[canadian crowe]

I'm watching the couples episode of Countdown, and I forgot what a good heel Bryan was when he was with AJ.

Hopefully he gets to be a heel again.

 

[bean breath]

is this guy supposed to be a MMA guy? why the ankle tape? wasn't he Bulgarian? why was Heath taller than him?

 

[bean breath]

I really like Alex Rusev.

It's just Rusev now. 'Alex' is a pussy name.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Everything makes sense Vince wrote this episode himself

If that means Stardust was also his idea, then let's just see where this goes for a bit. He may be onto something...

 

[Keyser Soze]

What if Dolph Ziggler and Cody Rhodes formed a tag team?

Spoiler

Ziggy Stardust

!! :O

 

[blackaroni]

Besides the Vickie and Cena stuff, this episode wasn't bad at all.

 

[bean breath]

LEGITSHOOK.COM presents

Straight Shooters with Guest Host Strobogo

PRIDE 33

At the link: Harrison Ford, Chuck Norris, spinning back fist, a couple of KOs, a spinning belly to belly, two hip tosses, some wacky hip toss driver that I'm sure I've seen in PWG.

You dirty, stinking, rotten, dirtbag. I'm trying to watch Raw and you're ruining my second screen experience, A-hole.

It can wait.

 

[DominoKid]

running through Raw now. Stardust got the sickest entrance in the WWE on day 1. this is awesome.

 

[lovely ladies]

Did Vince just see the Jungle Neymar Beats commercial over the weekend and just decided to slap it on one of his own ads? That's just corny lol.

 

[blackaroni]

Did Vince just see the Jungle Neymar Beats commercial over the weekend and just decided to slap it on one of his own ads? That's just corny lol.

I think that's the same song that they've used for 2 weeks.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Did Vince just see the Jungle Neymar Beats commercial over the weekend and just decided to slap it on one of his own ads? That's just corny lol.

The Shopzone ads came first doe...

 

[lovely ladies]

Oh for real? My fault then, Vince is the real tastemaker!

 

[bean breath]

bean breath, when WWE sees that their flop of a Network's subscription numbers are down to 200k because nobody reupped, and they have to run back to the cable companies with their tail tucked between their legs, how much of a cut how much of a cut do you think they'll offer them, bean breath? My prediction is 70/30, with WWE keeping the small portion of the pie.

I see them moving to a free-to-play model. Wrestling Podcasts are doing better business than the Network right now because they're free and wrestling fans are poor, it just makes sense. They have some great sponsors helping them keep the lights on and soon they'll also be keeping the lights on at Titan Towers. Look for Shari's Berries, Legal Zoom, and Deer Hunter 2014 to start peppering ads all over WWE Network.

 

[slightconfuse]

oh snap one of the Fantastics is on the new steve austin show

 

[bean breath]

You guys are ruining Raw for me with your spoilery avatars. It's not exactly clear but it looks like A Man Named Sting debuts his Star Sting gimmick tonight.

 

[Sblargh]

Stardust is amazing! Just watched the clip on youtube and I'll guess that will be it for my RAW experience this week. Nothing to make me sad there.

RAW starts, Stardust makes his debut, RAW ends. Perfect show right there.

 

[bean breath]

I'd watch that DVD

High praise, indeed. WWE filling the toxic void the Network created by doubling down on the lucrative home video market.

 

[bean breath]

5 mins from home how has Raw been friends

Roman Reigns had some excellent backstage vignettes, great chemistry with Vickie Guerrero. Check them out when you get a chance.

 

[bean breath]

Remember when Sandow was one match away from being World Champ, and everybody swore even when he lost he'd still be taken seriously

Remember when Evan Bourne was taken off TV for two years and then fired and no one ever mentioned his name?

But yeah, poor Sandow.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Honestly, this is where WWE Creative should be going: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Bj-7b0rC4

Fun and playful. I like the way you think, friend.

 

[Gorillaz]

he holsters his fist

I missed this before LOL, he might be a member of a wrassle forum or wrassle gaf. That shit looks like somebody on the internet thought up

 

[bean breath]

Vince gonna cum

Vince is furiously masturbating right now.

Guys, what the heck? That is disgusting.

 

[DominoKid]

I missed this before LOL, he might be a member of a wrassle forum or wrassle gaf. That shit looks like somebody on the internet thought up

 

[bean breath]

I need to see what Bean Breath thinks of this show so far.

Cena just dropped 'Every Which Way But Loose' in the middle of his promo.

Bray Wyatt sang He's Got The Whole World In His Hands again.

The people here who consider themselves the opposite of a gimmick poster believe Bray is a better promo than Cena.

Yeah.

 

[Gorillaz]

Westbrook might now be even cornier then I thought.

edit: actually the whole hand gesture after he put the "guns" down was kind of hilarious

 

[Thorakai]

I hope you guys are ready when D.Bry passes the torch to Roman Reigns on his return match.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I vote this week's bean breath review down on last weeks and all the previous weeks. At this point he's toilet break material. It was a good run for a while, but now he's stale - like his breath. HA! John Cena style.

 

[canadian crowe]

Bully Ray is on Piper's podcast this week. They are an hour into the interview before Piper realizes who Bully Ray was...

 

[bean breath]

Don't worry, Jesse. In a year or two you'll have plenty of time to play.

Xbox, add Dragonzord to ignore list.

 

[DMczaf]

Hey guys, how was Ra.....what the fuck is Star Man doing on Raw?

 

[bean breath]

I feel like the internet has really gone too far with ass worship. If it isn't like Naomi's, it doesn't count anymore. That's not fair. A nice ass doesn't have to be huge and fat. Paige has an ass. When you see those unfortunate girls who have what I call the back-ass, then you can say they have no ass. The girl where the back runs into the ass with zero difference between them. They usually have the body type of way over weight on top, but somehow with bird legs to hold them up. Those girls have no ass. It is unfortunate. That is not what is going on with Paige.

 

[bean breath]

I love that Cody likely practiced effeminate movements in the mirror for hours on end.

 

[PInk Tape]

Definitely not a popular opinion in this thread, but I think it was a good thing that Ambrose and Rollins didn't keep any of the Shield stuff. Yes, even the music.
It wouldn't make sense for Seth to have it since he wants every remnant of the Shield destroyed and gone. He moved on to bigger and better pastures and left his "brothers" in the dust. If I was him I wouldn't want the things that symbolize getting held back in WWE with me at all.
Ambrose doesn't need it at all because he has had his own character thing going on for a while now: the looney, sleazy, nutty wrestler who makes goofy faces. I'm assuming that they believe that he can forge his own path, character, and identity without all of the Shield stuff. I honestly think he prefers it that way.
Then there's Roman who I think needed it the most because he probably doesn't have a solid direction to go with his character yet. He needs a crutch to hold him up until he finds his own identity.

I'm just going to mention that the Ambrose/Reigns stuff is just assumptions and I don't dislike Reigns in any way. I look forward to what he does in his solo career.

 

[FallingEdge]

SETHRATIONS

whoa, impressive!

 

[DMczaf]

SETHRATIONS

He has the body of a PS1 player model.

 

[bean breath]

Justin Roberts announcing the rules of this convoluted match sounds like he's explaining the rules to a physical challenge on Double Dare.

 

[FallingEdge]

Maybe he likes fatties too?

muscle! not fat!