Bray Wyatt is the new Mankind.
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Bray Wyatt is the new Mankind.
Serpentine
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sf2fanatic
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Bray vs Bo.. Let's do this..
UrbanDandy
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Looks like a bulldog, but delayed.
UberTag
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But this is how he's being told to do commentary.
Repeat the same shit over and over again like the audience has the attention span of a drugged-out chimpanzee.
Did you not see the Smackdown leaks from last month?
Where Cole was getting lectured by Vince for not repeating the same shit ad nauseum?
HarryDemeanor
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They're actually doing empty chair.
Sure, but he's the only one of the three that does it like that. They do hammer the same points in over and over, but I mean he feels the need to say everything in about 8 sentences, usually the same thing over and over just said a little differently.
Worst of all is when he does it in response to something Cole says because he just goes on and on and on about it while ignoring the match.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Vince Russo.
Empyrean Heaven
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Wait, Brock plant has his own shirt now?
VisionaryQuest0
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The Wyatts need to destroy the Usos. But that won't happen.
Will he come to the ring with a chainsaw?
Jimmy King
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The Usos suck so fucking much.
Serpentine
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The Marine 4 just wrapped up filming, no?
mightynine
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It was so brutal King that Cena was able to saunter on out like it was nothing earlier this very night!
blackaroni
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Luke's face was awesome. "Did these dudes just kick over my chair?"
blackaroni
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What don't you like about them?
toddhunter
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I could see the meeting.
Vince: "Ok Bray, you have to go out there, have a long match with Cena, sell his pitiful moves and then do dumb things like not keep hitting him with a chair. Then you lose with a box on top of you and your career is pretty much over for the next few years."
Bray: "Umm..."
Vince: "Or you have to feud with the Usos"
Bray: "Where is the box?"
Only if they resign Shiavonne as well
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I came to play...
If Tony Schiavonne is there, then it is clearly a momentous night in the sport of professional wrestling.
"It's like... I'd come to him with a gimmick for a new guy, and no matter what, he would always demand that they dance if they're a babyface." recalled Paul Levesque, McMahon's son-in-law.
I completely agree. It's going to be like The Death of WCW, but if WCW didn't die.
UberTag
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Hopefully someone in the back is writing that book right now.
I hope it's JTG.
spindashing
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LOL COLE
melonrabbit
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Just that one of the matches ran long is all. Like Cena/Bray.
"Pirates are NOT FACES!, WHO THE HELL IS JOHNNY DEPP?!?!"
UrbanDandy
Member
Is he a writer for WWE creative now?
Jimmy King
Member
They're just such a vacuum of interest. No personality. They come out and do the smiling babyface thing and that's it. Since they've become champs it's become more tiresome. It's like c'mon! Rybaxel is right there! Give them the straps.
JTG's purpose is to not participate but observe. He's the C-3PO of wrestling
spindashing
Banned
Harper sticking his tongue out is gif/smiley material.
blackaroni
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Ah, understood. Don't know about Rybaxel though. I wouldn't mind hearing Ryback do promos and stuff, but I don't like seeing his matches. I will never want to see a Curtis Axel match or promo.
HerbertFish
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Not a bad match. Nice wwe remember these teams exist in their own right, or that the tag division exists at all
Jimmy King
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You need to get on the Rybaxel train, friend. They don't get nearly as much TV time as The Usos yet they've shown more personality to the point I buy them as brothers more than I do the Usos.