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[Perspicacity]

Big show has mastered the elements, his body is fuelled by fire in his heart, his fists strike with the force of a Hurricane, his eyes weep tears of the wet stuff on a worryingly regular basis and he is as solid and sturdy as the earth itself.

Big Show is the avatar? Cena's fucked

 

[SoulPlaya]

#June #KeyserHype #YesYesYes

That should have really ended RAW. It's the best feud in WWE in years.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Big Show is the avatar? Cena's fucked

Cena is the Anti-Avatar. He is the Ratava.

 

[Liquidsnake]

The sheer air of the punch is enough to knockout Vince. The guy does really sell like a champ!

The way Vince sold it, I thought for a second maybe he legit caught him. Now that I see that gif, LOL Vince sold it like a champ.

 

[G-Fex]

Maybe the Kane thing is a phase.

What if she jumps on Sin Cara next?

 

[Nocturnowl]

Big Show is the avatar? Cena's fucked

These are the perfect odds for Cena to overcome, he's going to end Big show and all his predecessors forever live on PPV!

 

[SoulPlaya]

Maybe the Kane thing is a phase.

What if she jumps on Sin Cara next?

He has no face! How can she kiss him?

 

[G-Fex]

He has no face! How can she kiss him?

I don't think she'd care.

He's Sin Cara

 

[Nocturnowl]

He has no face! How can she kiss him?

Sin Cara kiss my ass club

 

[Conrad Link]

AJ: "Hey Sin Cara, I love a guy in a mask, its so, mysterious." *eyelash flutter*

*points*

AJ: "We're so good together."

*points points*

AJ: "Ha ha, you're so funny!" *prances around the ring*

*botch*

Spoiler

*Pulls a gun out*

 

[G-Fex]

AJ: "Hey Sin Cara, I love a guy in a mask, its so, mysterious." *eyelash flutter*

*points*

AJ: "We're so good together."

*points points*

AJ: "Ha ha, you're so funny!" *prances around the ring*

*botch*

omg....he'd totally botch everything.

Sin Cara is a walking disaster!

 

[somedevil]

 

[Conrad Link]

- CTNewsJunkie has an article about David Otunga and Stephanie McMahon attending a "be a STAR" anti-bullying rally in Hartford, CT yesterday. During the rally, Otunga addressed bullying being used in WWE storylines.

"I hate to say it but I was part of this group called the Nexus and we did bullying for the better part of a year," Otunga admitted. "We pretty much bullied the entire roster... In WWE we see a lot of times there's bullying and people will bully somebody else but it never works out well for the bullies in the end."

lol

 

[jmdajr]

Might go to this....
Didnt know they were coming

 

[krae_man]

lol

Unless that Bully is John Cena or CM Cena.

 

[Striker]

lol

Looks at Cena and his constant barrage (heartily unfunny, which is Cena's shtick) on Vickie. But boy, did she sure show him in the end!

 

[Khrno]

Unless that Bully is John Cena or CM Cena.

Heel bullies will get what they deserve. Face bullies do it only on heels, since that's what they deserve.

/BA*

 

[Perspicacity]

Might go to this....
Didnt know they were coming

George Lopez is fucking awful dude, save your money

 

[G-Fex]

George Lopez is fucking awful dude, save your money

I thought you loved him.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

I swear, I'll mark the fuck out next week if we hear this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKxpYgby-Y

 

[Kyoufu]

Cena's promos are so shit. Bored me to tears.

Good thing I don't stay up for Raw any more. Not worth it. If it wasn't for Punk and Bryan the brand would be dead to me.

 

[Striker]

I swear, I'll mark the fuck out next week if we hear this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKxpYgby-Y

Is it next week, or is he coming on the big 'debut' of their 3 hour show?

 

[Aiii]

This look AJ had when she realised her power over these men had me in tears. So good.

 

[bangai-o]

why didnt anybody come to help that worshipper guy that was getting eat up by Tensai?

 

[jmdajr]

Last night was one of the greatest moments in Wrassle Gaf history.

I was in uncontrollable laughter.

 

[Ithil]

why didnt anybody come to help that worshipper guy that was getting eat up by Tensai?

Because he's not a white American

 

[Perspicacity]

I thought you loved him.

I'm only into children's card games and streaming video of myself playing video games.
We should ride bikes together or something

 

[jmdajr]

why didnt anybody come to help that worshipper guy that was getting eat up by Tensai?

racism

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Hm, I just thought of something. Any chance we could see Scott Steiner show up on Raw as part of the "past superstars" thing?

 

[Uno Venova]

Well that was great, a long time storyline that's actually entertaining. Too bad it's the only good thing on Raw.

 

[bangai-o]

maybe wwe will contracts a Japanese version of Sin Cara. Sent to America to take revenge on Tensai for disrespecting the worshipper guy.

 

[McNei1y]

Worshipper Guy is a pretty cool stage name

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Yeah Tensai needs a good pointing at.

 

[Aiii]

So did Albert actually shout something useful in Japanese, because at one point he wast just yelling I AM TENSAI the whole time. Is that the extent of his Japanese perhaps?

 

[bangai-o]

Yeah Tensai needs a good pointing at.

well i dont know any Japanese wrestlers. maybe a Japanese John Cena instead.

 

[jmdajr]

So did Albert actually shout something useful in Japanese, because at one point he wast just yelling I AM TENSAI the whole time. Is that the extent of his Japanese perhaps?

I heard a few things but I can't remember right now...

 

[British Monsoon]

So did Albert actually shout something useful in Japanese, because at one point he wast just yelling I AM TENSAI the whole time. Is that the extent of his Japanese perhaps?

Watashi wa Tensai, desu nu & bakayaro was all I could make out. They should just have brought him back as Albert, but said he'd spent a decade becoming a monster in Japan without the dumbass gimmick.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

What's Tensai's favorite anime?

 

[jmdajr]

What's Tensai's favorite anime?

Hmmmm.

 

[Perspicacity]

Watashi wa Tensai, desu nu & bakayaro was all I could make out. They should just have brought him back as Albert, but said he'd spent a decade becoming a monster in Japan without the dumbass gimmick.

They still haven't explained why he's only a Lord now when before he was a Prince. I assume it was some sort of Game of Thrones betrayal and double dealing, so he only came back to America to hide out from the Japanese Lannisters.

 

[Khrno]

They still haven't explained why he's only a Lord now when before he was a Prince. I assume it was some sort of Game of Thrones betrayal and double dealing, so he only came back to America to hide out from the Japanese Lannisters.

He's not a lord anymore, he was demoted, he's just Tensai.

 

[jmdajr]

He's not a lord anymore, he was demoted, he's just Tensai.

You lose to Cena you lose all sorts of things. Experience level, Loot, Gold, pride... it's endless really.

 

[krae_man]

Hm, I just thought of something. Any chance we could see Scott Steiner show up on Raw as part of the "past superstars" thing?

Only if he's in a triple threat match.

 

[jmdajr]

Only if he's in a triple threat match.

Sorry I'm horrible at math.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Road Dogg and Billy Gunn have to come back for a tag match.

 

[krae_man]

Sorry I'm horrible at math.

Scott Steiner can explain it to you

 

[Striker]

Only if he's in a triple threat match.

Allow him to cut a promo with Jericho calling him a gelatinous parasitic tapeworm.

 

[Perspicacity]

You lose to Cena you lose all sorts of things. Experience level, Loot, Gold, pride... it's endless really.

Guess his only option now is to re-roll face and hope he gets to start a campaign as Kofi's 8th tag team partner

 

[Aiii]

Cena is like hardcore mode, once you've lost to him you have to start over from the beginning.

And I wish that was a joke.

 

[Conrad Link]

Google imaging Japanese John Cena came up with some.... random picks.