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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
- Thread starter Plywood
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Give this many an award. He deserves it.
Hello everyone welcome to the landmark 1000th episode of MONDAY NIGHT NITRO! WE ARE SOLD OUT HERE AT THE GEORGIA DOME. I'm Tony Schiavone, with me Living Legend Larry Zbysko, truly fans tonight will not only be one of the greatest nights in the history of professional wrestling but perhaps all sports.
Legend, we have Daniel Bryan and CM Punk facing off for the World Title in a triple threat match with Hollywood Hulk Hogan..... how can either one of them counter the threat of the NWO? They've run wild since invading our screens 16 years ago, causing havoc at all turns, they ended the career of Hunter Hearst Helmsley, they ran Randy Orton out of town, John Cena will never walk again, what possible chance do these 2 men now have?
And what of Sting? We know he's in the building, the Total Package Lex Luger has confirmed to us STING WILL MAKE SOME SORT OF IMPACT in regards to his son Daniel Bryan's title shot tonight.
*Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry chants*
Well thats all and good Tony but I think the main factor we're forgetting here is immediately following the title match the undefeated Goldberg has indicated he's gonna cash in his World War 3 title shot he earned by eliminating Cody Rhodes on whoever wins TONIGHT.... I think 260,332,030 win streak speaks for itself. There's so much going on I can't even believe that slime ball Bischoff along with his lacky Vinnie Mac can try and control it all.
Fans there you have it, later we'll have DDP vs Dolph Ziggler for the US title but right now we take you to ring announcer David Penzer as we go to our first contest for the WCW Television Title, its Glacier going up against 8 times champion Chris Benoit.
*Sees KOG's post*
Good job.
Conrad Link
Member
You can tell I miss WCW lol. 
The good, the bad and the funny times.
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROOOOOOOM THEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
I wore out my VCR recorded tapes watching promos like this over and over, biggest Sting mark ever. <3
The good, the bad and the funny times.
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROOOOOOOM THEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
I wore out my VCR recorded tapes watching promos like this over and over, biggest Sting mark ever. <3
Arrowgigantic
Member
Fantastic.
Hello everyone welcome to the landmark 1000th episode of MONDAY NIGHT NITRO! WE ARE SOLD OUT HERE AT THE GEORGIA DOME. I'm Tony Schiavone, with me Living Legend Larry Zbysko, truly fans tonight will not only be one of the greatest nights in the history of professional wrestling but perhaps all sports.
Legend, we have Daniel Bryan and CM Punk facing off for the World Title in a triple threat match with Hollywood Hulk Hogan..... how can either one of them counter the threat of the NWO? They've run wild since invading our screens 16 years ago, causing havoc at all turns, they ended the career of Hunter Hearst Helmsley, they ran Randy Orton out of town, John Cena will never walk again, what possible chance do these 2 men now have?
And what of Sting? We know he's in the building, the Total Package Lex Luger has confirmed to us STING WILL MAKE SOME SORT OF IMPACT in regards to his son Daniel Bryan's title shot tonight.
*Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry chants*
Well thats all and good Tony but I think the main factor we're forgetting here is immediately following the title match the undefeated Goldberg has indicated he's gonna cash in his World War 3 title shot he earned by eliminating Cody Rhodes on whoever wins TONIGHT.... I think 260,332,030 win streak speaks for itself. There's so much going on I can't even believe that slime ball Bischoff along with his lacky Vinnie Mac can try and control it all.
Fans there you have it, later we'll have DDP vs Dolph Ziggler for the US title but right now we take you to ring announcer David Penzer as we go to our first contest for the WCW Television Title, its Glacier going up against 8 times champion Chris Benoit.
Amazing.
Officerrob
Banned
A Cena firing stip? Ugh, I'm so tired of this shit.
BoboBrazil
Member
Vince McMahon turns heel and helps Big Show win. Next night announcers in despair all night about Cena being fired. End of the night HHH comes out and reinstates him. Start the summer feud of Vince and Laurinitis vs Cena and HHH. Entire WWE fanbase in shock and awe as Cena doesn't even miss 1 Raw being fired. Vince brings back Lesnar and gives him everything he wants to take out HHH at Summerslam.
Pristine_Condition
Member
...and dying kids, and the troops. Never forget the dying kids and the troops.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
He gets more awesome as a heel daily.
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
Bryan starts calling himself Beautiful Bryan and the crowd starts chanting Goat Face Goat Face Goat Face and I die a little inside.
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
It seems to be on YouTube.
IC_Champion
Member
Hello everyone welcome to the landmark 1000th episode of MONDAY NIGHT NITRO! WE ARE SOLD OUT HERE AT THE GEORGIA DOME. I'm Tony Schiavone, with me Living Legend Larry Zbysko, truly fans tonight will not only be one of the greatest nights in the history of professional wrestling but perhaps all sports.
Legend, we have Daniel Bryan and CM Punk facing off for the World Title in a triple threat match with Hollywood Hulk Hogan..... how can either one of them counter the threat of the NWO? They've run wild since invading our screens 16 years ago, causing havoc at all turns, they ended the career of Hunter Hearst Helmsley, they ran Randy Orton out of town, John Cena will never walk again, what possible chance do these 2 men now have?
And what of Sting? We know he's in the building, the Total Package Lex Luger has confirmed to us STING WILL MAKE SOME SORT OF IMPACT in regards to his son Daniel Bryan's title shot tonight.
*Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry chants*
Well thats all and good Tony but I think the main factor we're forgetting here is immediately following the title match the undefeated Goldberg has indicated he's gonna cash in his World War 3 title shot he earned by eliminating Cody Rhodes on whoever wins TONIGHT.... I think 260,332,030 win streak speaks for itself. There's so much going on I can't even believe that slime ball Bischoff along with his lacky Vinnie Mac can try and control it all.
Fans there you have it, later we'll have DDP vs Dolph Ziggler for the US title but right now we take you to ring announcer David Penzer as we go to our first contest for the WCW Television Title, its Glacier going up against 8 times champion Chris Benoit.
Good one.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Hello everyone welcome to the landmark 1000th episode of MONDAY NIGHT NITRO! WE ARE SOLD OUT HERE AT THE GEORGIA DOME. I'm Tony Schiavone, with me Living Legend Larry Zbysko, truly fans tonight will not only be one of the greatest nights in the history of professional wrestling but perhaps all sports.
Legend, we have Daniel Bryan and CM Punk facing off for the World Title in a triple threat match with Hollywood Hulk Hogan..... how can either one of them counter the threat of the NWO? They've run wild since invading our screens 16 years ago, causing havoc at all turns, they ended the career of Hunter Hearst Helmsley, they ran Randy Orton out of town, John Cena will never walk again, what possible chance do these 2 men now have?
And what of Sting? We know he's in the building, the Total Package Lex Luger has confirmed to us STING WILL MAKE SOME SORT OF IMPACT in regards to his son Daniel Bryan's title shot tonight.
*Larry Larry Larry Larry Larry chants*
Well thats all and good Tony but I think the main factor we're forgetting here is immediately following the title match the undefeated Goldberg has indicated he's gonna cash in his World War 3 title shot he earned by eliminating Cody Rhodes on whoever wins TONIGHT.... I think 260,332,030 win streak speaks for itself. There's so much going on I can't even believe that slime ball Bischoff along with his lacky Vinnie Mac can try and control it all.
Fans there you have it, later we'll have DDP vs Dolph Ziggler for the US title but right now we take you to ring announcer David Penzer as we go to our first contest for the WCW Television Title, its Glacier going up against 8 times champion Chris Benoit.
Don't forget WCW Women's Champion Dixie Carter in a bikini contest against Stephanie McMahon.
WWE cops are all over youtube. They take down important parts of each and every Raw. In the case of May 8, part 2 is taken down, which contains a Triple H/Rock promo.
I could skip it, but unlike wrestling today, missing a segment actually impacts the viewer =(
mightynine
Member
I think it's because his job was always in jeopardy, and Cena's wife wanted more stability in her life.
Fans there you have it, later we'll have DDP vs Dolph Ziggler for the US title but right now we take you to ring announcer David Penzer as we go to our first contest for the WCW Television Title, its Glacier going up against 8 times champion Chris Benoit.
I would pay cash money to see ddp vs dolph ziggler.
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
PM'd.
HarryDemeanor
Member
THOSE BASTARDS!
It's over, man. The Funky train is done. It's time to turn in your hat, and put on this Kane mask with AJ's lip imprint on the cheek.
HarryDemeanor
Member
I refuse to believe this. I refuse. It isn't over!
Yeah, whatever. Just put on the damn mask!
This is the best thing ever.
Also guess what Harry, I got a Ramirez dodgers jersey today, I'm wearing it as I laugh at you and your woes
Perspicacity
Banned
Tyson Kidd needs to re-debut as a guy who can win a match
funkystudent
Member
I dig it
sf2fanatic
Member
Fixed....Would be an awesome sell
But how does Ziggler sell an rko
http://www.youtube.com/results?q=rvd selling ddt#/watch?v=H5SRFPfD3P8
http://www.youtube.com/results?q=rvd selling ddt#/watch?v=H5SRFPfD3P8
i guess somebody better call your mama then.
Professor Beef
Banned
Big Show already knocked her out.
sf2fanatic
Member
Like they did with Albert?
HarryDemeanor
Member
Mannywood is so yesterday. He's busy bumming it up in AAA.
Terrible. Simply terrible.
Vince is going to lose the funky crowd with Brodus gone. Who's going to dance with all of those groovy kids now?
http://www.wwe.com/inside/polls/aj-kisses-kane-on-raw
My faith in the DUBYA DUBYA E UNIVERSE is slowly returning.
My faith in the DUBYA DUBYA E UNIVERSE is slowly returning.
Professor Beef
Banned
Cena, obviously! Cena could take over Brodus' stupid gimmick and the crowd would eat it up. Plus it gets Brodus off TV and it gives Cena MORE TV time.
Everyone wins!
HarryDemeanor
Member
Not me Beef. Not me.
Brodus was the highlight of Raw for me every week. Now I have nothing.
I hate you all.
sf2fanatic
Member
So they bringing back thuganomics? SUHHHHHHHWEEEET
Perspicacity
Banned
FTFY
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
I told you guys! Multiple Funkasauruses.
Funkasauri?
Professor Beef
Banned
iFunkasaur
Pristine_Condition
Member
Well, they did say he was the only one in captivity...
So we can't rule out the theory that there may be multiple Funkasauri still out running wild.
...on YOU!!! B-rrrrother!
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Yeah exactly! I had two storylines in mind. One where Mama and Papa Funk swoop in and rescuers their captive son. And the other was just other people debuting with the gimmick maybe be a faction or something.