Nocturnowl
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You can't cripple Cena anyway, he'd push forward with sheer willpower, his mind would move his body if need be to continue wrestling.
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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
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Keyser Soze
Member
There is no happy medium. If he is gone for a while he will be insurable when he comes back
Even if we kill him, they will have a memorial show (three hours) for him, then months of t-shirts and special
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Current Cena, every week, every month, every year, is best in the long run.
Well, as long as their's a good portion of AJ on my screen each week, I can skip ahead of the Cena parts and be happy.
It's when WWE decides that AJ is popular and team her with Cena to get him over is when I'll start to worry. We all saw what that did for Ryder, it's not a good place.
It's when WWE decides that AJ is popular and team her with Cena to get him over is when I'll start to worry. We all saw what that did for Ryder, it's not a good place.
He'll come back like this
And jump around the ring Sin Cara style.
That won't be John, It'll be Juan Cena.
I'd rather have videos of Cena doing unrelated shit around, than have him near the ring.
Perspicacity
Banned
Undertaker in bad Walter White cosplay?
British Monsoon
Member
djsandman said:
Happy birthday man! Have a good one.
He probably just sent them that by twitter.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Did anyone else think it was a bit off when Cena called Johnny Ace 'chain-smoking cripple' on Monday?
I know, Be A Star and all that, but for a guy that is at the forefront of Make A Wish that seemed a little off to me.
I know, Be A Star and all that, but for a guy that is at the forefront of Make A Wish that seemed a little off to me.
That was pretty goddamn amazing.
BoboBrazil
Member
This will happen
Vince McMahon turns heel and helps Big Show win. Next night announcers in despair all night about Cena being fired. End of the night HHH comes out and reinstates him. Start the summer feud of Vince and Laurinitis vs Cena and HHH. Entire WWE fanbase in shock and awe as Cena doesn't even miss 1 Raw being fired. Vince brings back Lesnar and gives him everything he wants to take out HHH at Summerslam.
Oh my god you're right.
Nocturnowl
Member
Does this also mean we finally get Cena/McMahon? it's like one of the few big Cena matches left even if it's just Vince being destroyed for 20 minutes.
Why? I mean why? Oh god why? Can't we just have Vince/Otunga instead?
Nocturnowl
Member
Vince being sprayed with sauce and being forced to say funny quips by Cena is coming to a Summerslam near you soon! Best prepare the money to order such a landmark event.
At least it will be JR's bbq sauce, Vince might bully him, but always makes him money.
BoboBrazil
Member
What, you don't want to see John Cena in a 3 on 1 handicap match against Vince, Laurinitis, and Big Show at Summerslam?
Nocturnowl
Member
So what crummy motive would Vince have for the heel turn?
- I hate all these people and therefore I hate you, there is no reason for this hate!
- You shouldn't have dodged Show's punch and i'm unbelievably angry!
- You lost to Rock at WM meaning that this current era sucks and i'm blaming you!
- Because i'm Vince McMahon dammit!
- I hate all these people and therefore I hate you, there is no reason for this hate!
- You shouldn't have dodged Show's punch and i'm unbelievably angry!
- You lost to Rock at WM meaning that this current era sucks and i'm blaming you!
- Because i'm Vince McMahon dammit!
Perspicacity
Banned
Why are people predicting a Vince "heel" turn?
Because it is the only interesting thing you can do with face Vince at this point.
Nocturnowl
Member
You just wait, there is an entire audience of people who will be shocked out of their shoes and socks by the idea of Vinny Mac attacking Cena even if Vince has spent 90% of his on air tenure screwing over the good guys with them watching, twitter and facebook will implode with silly messages saying how the chairman has only just now come off his rocker and should be fired from the sports by the mighty COO.
Happy Birthday, Sandman!!!Does SoulPlaya work for WWE.com?
And I wish I worked for WWE. It would be Kane, all day, everyday.
I don't have a twitter.
EDIT: BTW, that Kane article is missing Chyna, his first "love" in the WWE, but I guess they're completely ignoring her.
EDIT 2: Here's that pic without the tumblr filter that was asked for earlier.
FallingEdge
Member
3 years ago today one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time passed away in the ring at the age of 46 - from his run as the second Tiger Mask, through his legendary All Japan feuds with Toshiaki Kawada & Kenta Kobashi, the split away from All Japan and the forming of Pro-Wrestling NOAH, Mitsuharu Misawa was ever at the forefront of Japanese professional wrestling and the industry as a whole is far worse off without his spirit - rest in peace Misawa;
- Mitsuharu Misawa tribute
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Samoa Joe - (NOAH 10/27/07)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Naomichi Marufuji - (NOAH 10/12/06)
- Mitsuharu Misawa & Tatsumi Fujinami vs Masahiro Chono & Jushin 'Thunder' Liger - (NJPW 05/14/05)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Satoshi Kojima - (AJPW 07/18/04)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Kenta Kobashi - (NOAH 01/03/03)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Yoshihiro Takayama - (NOAH 04/15/01)
- Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama vs Shinya Hashimoto & Yuji Nagata - (ZERO1 03/02/01)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Kenta Kobashi - (AJPW 10/31/98)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Kenta Kobashi - (AJPW 10/25/95)
- Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi vs Giant Baba & Stan Hansen - (AJPW 05/03/94)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada - (AJPW 04/11/94)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Steve Williams - (AJPW 09/03/93)
- Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi vs Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue - (AJPW 03/12/93)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Stan Hansen - (AJPW 08/22/92)
- Mitsuharu Misawa & Toshiaki Kawada vs Steve Williams & Terry Gordy - (AJPW 07/24/91)
- Mitsuharu Misawa vs Jumbo Tsuruta - (AJPW 09/01/90)
16 of his best and most notable matches - welp, I know what I'll be doing while I'm supposed to be working. EMERALD FLOWSION!!!!
Fantastic. Will watch these throughout the week.
Ibushi is amazing. He is my #1 Wrestling crush. He is my version of Kane. And he is better than Kane. Omega is a close second. Jacobs is #3.
Well....
-"You know what I actually agree with Big Show, what has pandering to all you idiots done for my company"
-Goes on thousands of reasons why over the last 7 years business has been in the toilet. Commercial break during this segment.
-Mentions that it took Rock coming back to actually make people think Cena look like a star.
-Praises Otunga, Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes, Punk and Bryan.(inside baseball references a plenty).
-introduces new segment of people cruiserweights or tag team divsions, comments Johnny is right he has been reading the message bords like wrestlingcrap - people want refeshing ideas and concepts not big lumpering goofballs sends Cena back to developmental.
I'm not a WWE writer but this will be what Vince will do.
Yeah, exactly twenty years. Honestly, they really should have gone with a Kane's daughter gimmick. It would allow her to be unique, justify her insanity, and it would guarantee a job for life with the WWE.
My worry for her is that once she's done with this Bryan run, which must happen eventually, she'll be relegated to the worthless Divas division, where she'll be turned into another cookie cutter Diva.
Perspicacity
Banned
Reason #273: ARMBAR
It would if he was only 35.
Height-discrimination.
I just noticed this. Holy shit. LOL!!!!Happy birthday man! Have a good one.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Nothing at all!
Yeah, but at least then, I'll be able to ignore the main event, and save myself some time.
Okay so which one of you owns that tumblr?
Thought that was your tumblr.
Marc Braun
So Ricardo Rodriguez likes Justin Bieber! Big Deal! I'm afraid this is one time I will have to stick up for Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer. If he is a fan of The Beiber then that is his right so stop laughing at him in this regards. He is a good singer and even made a song i particularly like. Just because you or someone you know may like an artist that is not popular within your inner circle does not mean they suck or you don't know anything. So, everyone, including Santino Marella, don't laugh at Ricardo for liking Justin Beiber. Laugh at him for his announcing!
Perspicacity
Banned
It's still too soon, but Punk + Cena could use a PPV match for the title with each other in the next little while as nothing seems to be bringing any heat of them right now and they seem to work well together.