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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
- Thread starter Plywood
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CZW WRESTLING RIGHT AFTER A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF LIZARD LICK TOWING
ONLY ON TRU TV, NOT REALITY, ACTUALITY.
billy beane
Banned
I hate how almost every TV channel is the same. I miss when each channel had it's own theme, and it stuck to it. Remember when the History Channel had stuff that had to do with History? It was great.
Now it's Swamp People and Pawn Stars. Do not want.
Now it's Swamp People and Pawn Stars. Do not want.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
History Channel used to be the WWII channel and it was great.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
A few CZW wrestlers have probably appeared on Bait Car at some point.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
We all know I have a better avatar then Beef right guys?
So the History channel now has such shows as Pawn Stars, Cajun Pawn Stars, Ice Road truckers, and Jurassic Fight Club. Oh boy.
So the History channel now has such shows as Pawn Stars, Cajun Pawn Stars, Ice Road truckers, and Jurassic Fight Club. Oh boy.
Beef's dead to me.
British Monsoon
Member
Strangest wrestler appearance on normal TV I've seen has to be Chris Hero on some Australian Border Security program;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ASU5Vz1lM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ASU5Vz1lM
Both have digimon crap on it.
Nocturnowl
Member
Get Beef in here and we have the setup for Smackdown tag team match playas! It's going to be Professor Beef and Khrno versus A Pretty Panda and....DA KOG!
And then the ppv match between Beef and Panda with the fate of the Agumon avatars hanging above the ring in a ladder match.
Beautiful. Someone, tweet this to AJ.
EDIT: Tweet this too, lol.
Now would be the perfect time to release a Kane DVD.
Kane You Feel The Love Tonight? The Romantic Adventures of The Big Red Machine
Nocturnowl
Member
Incredible, though WWE could save it until next Valentines Day for record breaking sales, plus Kane would have had another relationship to add by that point.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
I dunno, Beef's 0-2 when it comes to avatar related bets against me :lol
Professor Beef
Banned
TOM f'N CRUISE
Member
Beautiful. Someone, tweet this to AJ.
EDIT: Tweet this too, lol.
ok this is good lol. these need to be made into valentines day cards. something like "Your my big red machine"
Nocturnowl
Member
Sounds to me that he's in position to pick up his eventual win like The Rock over Austin at WM19, unless you have Cena like powers to bury your rival three straight times like he did to Batista.
We need a contract signing first just because.
BoboBrazil
Member
Tomorrow's Impact sounds fucking awesome. Check out this lineup
*TNA champion Bobby Roode vs. Mr. Anderson.
*TNA X-Division champion Austin Aries will defend in an Ultimate X match.
*12 Man Gauntlet to kick off the Bound for Glory series.
*TNA champion Bobby Roode vs. Mr. Anderson.
*TNA X-Division champion Austin Aries will defend in an Ultimate X match.
*12 Man Gauntlet to kick off the Bound for Glory series.
Nice, I'm going to this one.
WWE PRESENTS: RAW® WORLD TOUR
SATURDAY, AUGUST 4 - 7:30PM
Albany Civic Center - Albany, GA
John Cena vs. Big Show
in a Steel Cage Match
CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane
in a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship
Also on hand:
Chris Jericho and many more!
WWE PRESENTS: RAW® WORLD TOUR
SATURDAY, AUGUST 4 - 7:30PM
Albany Civic Center - Albany, GA
John Cena vs. Big Show
in a Steel Cage Match
CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane
in a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship
Also on hand:
Chris Jericho and many more!
Professor Beef
Banned
There will be no "respect" speeches this time, although I do respect Panda...DAMMIT.
Plus Serge
Two problems. I love Aries but who is he going to face in the Ultimate X? The x-division is basically dead but we might actually see Alex Silva. Also, no one likes Mr. Anderson. Only John Cena is more annoying then him.
Nocturnowl
Member
He did? why beef?! Tell me why!
Then again such a respectful individual could never be a sell out surely.
BoboBrazil
Member
Mr. Anderson was super over here in Dallas when I went to Slammiversary. The people loved him from talking to alot of different people waiting for doors to open before the show. Kid Kash and Xema Ion are still on the roster so they will probably be in Ultimate X. Maybe they'll let Joe in the match too.
Pristine_Condition
Member
WTF? I'm curious what your definition of "production quality" is...because it isn't better than ROH in any way at all. The whole arena looks like it's lit by a couple shoplights, and the completely generic ring and canvas that they apparently couldn't be bothered to stretch so it doesn't look like a loose bedspread look horrible. The camerawork is atrocious. The editing is AAA-quality. (That's AAA MEXICO, not AAA like a good thing.) The announcers are terrible, and I say that as a long-time Dr. Keith podcast listener. He comes across as a nice guy, and he's better than the jackass doing play-by-play, but he's not someone I'd want at the announce table for my company.
"Puts Ring of Honor to shame" is just bullshit.
If we were running the WWE, not only would be book better, but we could also make the company millions in merchandise sales!
Kane's name presents a plethora of puns. The possibilities are endless!
Pristine_Condition
Member
This is awesome.
sf2fanatic
Member
So for the PPV we looking at champ title opening the show, IC title on the pre show and Cena the main event?
The Mr. Anderson character is horrible to me because one he has had no character development at all and during the Russo period he was terrible. All I remember from him is his horrible promos, his face-heel-face turn in a month, autotune, math teachers and who rang the bell was it the wizard of oz?
Nocturnowl
Member
That Goat face gif is oddly amusing since Bryan looks like he's chewing on grass like the Man-Goat that he is.
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
I heard some stories from JBL today everything from hazing stories to WWF before Austin. VInce signed Marc Mero and Steve Austin at the same time. Vince gave Mero the first ever guaranteed contract in WWF history and was suppose to be the guy while Steve Austin signed for jobber money. Good job with that!
I hope the Bound For Glory series is better this year. Last year's was such a mess when the people who had the highest point totals were taken out of it due to storyline injuries but still ended up wrestling at BFG with probably a higher point total than Bobby Roode despite not getting any points in the last month.
I wonder if they'll try to swerve us since logically James Storm should win for the big rematch.
I wonder if they'll try to swerve us since logically James Storm should win for the big rematch.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Why did the CrankyVince account get suspended? @WWE_Creative is also suspended now too.
Professor Beef
Banned
BoboBrazil
Member
Vince Premium is still going
It's so luxurious too. Truly the twitter account for those with finer taste.
It's so luxurious too. Truly the twitter account for those with finer taste.Vince Premium is still going
Wonder if they found out who was behind Cranky Vince. Also, the account got to high profile and got beyond parody when it was dropping inside information. I guess this was bound to happen.
BoboBrazil
Member
WWE has been trying to get rid of all parody accounts online for awhile now. It was just a matter of time.
Conrad Link
Member
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9zGmLXHFe0
Relevant again!
They spent like 18 or something months on his angle building it up along the crazy popular NWO one, from the fake NWO Sting to WCW castout/Crow Sting being born to NWO takeover to Sting being the saviour for WCW, it was amazing. Every week people lost their shit when Sting came out.
They f**ked with the end and ruined it, Hogan couldn't even do a clean job at their biggest show ever after all that but it was still ok, the build up is my most memorable time to be a wrestling fan.
*goes to Cranky Vince twitter page*
Crankier Vince got to Cranky I think.He will live forever in our hearts.
Uno Venova
Banned
What the hell that page was hilarious.