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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
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Net_Wrecker
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Probably the best promo vid of all time. So good it makes you wanna beat up kids and old people.
Good stuff.
You know, Stone Cold out of character is arguable more charismatic than the Rock(when he's out of character).
Oh, without question. Steve Austin is the best promoer ever, and his charisma draws well even out of character (which isn't that far from his in ring character).
Chugging some Stevewater, flipping people the thumbs up, raising heck.
Holy shit, LOL!!!
Nope.
And I don't care about your hurt feelings! And I don't care about your Napoleon Complex! And I damn sure don't care about some little 95 pound girl in a training bra!
You know what I'm capable of. I ain't gotta sweet talk ya.
And you? Get over here and stand in my face and talk to me. GET OVER HERE!
After weaseling your way outta MY Heavyweight Championship last week... Imma tear your skin off on general principle. ::drops mic::
You know what I'm capable of. I ain't gotta sweet talk ya.
And you? Get over here and stand in my face and talk to me. GET OVER HERE!
After weaseling your way outta MY Heavyweight Championship last week... Imma tear your skin off on general principle. ::drops mic::
I said goddamn.
Net_Wrecker
Member
You watch that promo and think "Man, that guy can kick someone's ass. I want that PPV"
You watch Raw these days and think "Man, I can take all these guys. Let's watch a legit sport like boxing."
Everyone knows Hulk is a Persona 3 exclusive character.
And The Joker?!
do they still have big mustaches in boxing these days?
Boxing? Stop playin', lol.
Net Wrecker sold out. I hear him and John Cena and CM Chump were having Coffee at Starbucks.
I guess you're pretty much fucked then.
Puppet H has better ab definition than Triple H.
DKehoe
Member
Reposting the greatness that is this free interview on the Observer site with Joe Park
Net_Wrecker
Member
Guise, c'mon guise. T'was a jokey joke.
I meant to say legit sport with actual tough guys like futbol, or the en-bee-aye.
And I only go to Starbucks to spend money I would have used for watching ROH.
NBA? Is that the one thing with the Shaq attack and the Slam Dunk?
The only tough guy in the NBA is Carlos Boozer.
Professor Beef
Banned
Motherfuck, I nearly choked on my grapes reading this. :lol
bean breath
Member
Triple H? Those abs even put CM Punk's to shame!
Net_Wrecker
Member
So tough he uses shoe polish for hair. Can't get no tougher then dat, boi.
no i don't care if that made no sense shut up
"Raising heck" is the best censorship of anything ever in history.
You on the Matt Hardy diet, btw? Good for you.
bean breath
Member
Is that code?
That Austin promo led me to watch more videos of Austin, HBK and Bret. Love it.
Some unintentional comedy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwLCf-Uuj7A&feature=player_detailpage#t=211s
Some unintentional comedy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwLCf-Uuj7A&feature=player_detailpage#t=211s
Don't forget Punk who has floundered on end since his golden boy promo.
Professor Beef
Banned
The "Stevewater" and "thumbs up" comments got me laughing, but the "raising heck" was the final blow.
And I'm not on the MATTHEWALLCAPS diet...yet.
Because they've stood tall gettting Cena shoved down your throat, and they don't worry about developing other wrestler's character. Bryan did evolve, but not because of their writing or intentional booking.
bean breath
Member
Not to mention, if you saw any of those gentleman walking down the street, carrying groceries, there'd be no doubt in your mind that they're WWE Superstars.
Damn straight. Welcome to the Boozer Defense Force.
But this is where they should be improving themselves, even if they are still booked the same way because no one cares about anyone else but Cena, they could change little things, make new catch phrases, come out with random shit every time and see what hits. I think there's always ways to keep going with the script but trying to improve or add more depth to the characters.
Ziggler has done that at least with his in-ring work, but Swagger and Del Rio have remained the same, although watching a Del Rio is very enjoyable.
You can tell by the fanny pack.
bean breath
Member
Aw, sonuvabitch.
Well they intentially paired Bryan with AJ and intentially embaressed Bryan at WM to get Smarks as the catalyst to get others to at least react to him, Vince told him to over react to every match victory. Bryan and Vince to get her got the character over.
Beautiful. Someone, tweet this to AJ.
EDIT: Tweet this too, lol.
I already tweeted her this picture
done and done.
Bryan was with the Bellas and with Gail Kim before AJ, he even complained about having a "third" girlfriend story, since the previous two went nowhere. And although they told him to overreact, the obnoxious way he does it, and how he act during promos and matches is all on him.
The WM match was in no way to put him over, are you ridiculous? That was the plan for Sheamus, but it backfired, in Bryan's favor.
Bryan is riding the tide, not being taken by the current like most do.
Didn't they already do that feud with Jeff Hardy?