Professor Beef
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There's also guaranteed to be no DUCT TAPE.
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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
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There's also guaranteed to be no DUCT TAPE.
JBL getting ready to start climbing Mt. Elbrus tomorrow.
I see that when Sunflower talks about Batista, he gets into full Batista mode with avatar change and everything.
I see that when Sunflower talks about Batista, he gets into full Batista mode with avatar change and everything.
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SERIOUSLY?!?! DUCT TAPE?!?!
I HATE YOU TOO!
HAH! I'M THE MAN!
God I miss him.
Khrno said:
I can't help it. I'm back baby!
I miss him too
Good for him, to be enjoying himself
I think Batista was right then, he was right all along.
John Cena doesn't just like kissing fat girls, he sleeps with them.
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Batista simply cannot do better than this, ever. I don't care what he does in the future as he produced the finest promo in HISTORY, a scathing verbal ass-kicking to John Cena.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKyh_yxdB18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKyh_yxdB18
Nocturnowl
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I miss him too
Good for him, to be enjoying himself
I think Batista was right then, he was right all along.
John Cena doesn't just like kissing fat girls, he sleeps with them.
No, Cena hugs fat girls and kisses babies, hopefully he doesn't sleep with babies that sick freak, but then why all the make a wish visits huh?
I'm just kidding John, it's okay for you to sleep with all your illegitimate kids from various ring rats.
this was in horrible taste
Perspicacity
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What the fuck, this story doesn't even have an ending.
Did surfer guy Snap Into a Slim Jim® or not?
"I think it's safe to say, that you and I, are the two biggest stars since attitude era"
Meanwhile in SmackDown, Edge was rolling in his grave or something.
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That grave being Smackdown.
funkystudent
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Skiptastic
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I'm still hoping they do a CM Punk v. Daniel Bryan 60 Minute Iron Man Match before one of them gets injured or CM Punk gets too fatigued. One that goes into overtime for another 15 minutes and ends with Daniel Bryan countering the GTS into a YES! Lock for the win. Only in dreams...
PS. They NEED Heyman on every week. I never watched ECW, completely missed anything to do with Heyman on Smackdown or Raw, barely ever heard of the guy. But watching him on air is fucking gold. And I watch this old clip of him going against Vince and it reminds me of the CM Punk shoot last year.
PS. They NEED Heyman on every week. I never watched ECW, completely missed anything to do with Heyman on Smackdown or Raw, barely ever heard of the guy. But watching him on air is fucking gold. And I watch this old clip of him going against Vince and it reminds me of the CM Punk shoot last year.
Perspicacity
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Maybe he was talking about ego size.
She'll take all his money and ruin his reputation.
But of course he'll still be Alive. So yes, Ring rats.
MAYBE Cena can adapt a new Gimmick, a Charlie Sheen gimmick.
Best grave on earth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEkK9QcrhT8
"Last chance, Edge wins, Batista never gets another chance, ever."
Professor Beef
Banned
Well he did say he became Zen, so that was obviously the result of eating a Slim Jim.
That orange might be the worst colour Cena's worn.
crimsonspider89
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AJ is a known geek as is Cody Rhodes(no joke, he talks about video games and comics all the time). WWE/Marvel have a deal going IIRC.
Nocturnowl
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I bet he's all like RAPIDOOO when he does, Cena's time is up, the time is now, she can't see him for reasons I wont elaborate on here.
Wrestlemania 30. Believe.
Not the first AJ interview by Marvel either: http://marvel.com/news/story/18321/fightin_fangirls_wwe_diva_aj
Nocturnowl
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HHH couldn't best Taker in real life so he has to attack him in the comic and have Lawler claim "you can hear a pin drop" because Taker gets no reaction, Hunter's executive meddling stretches to even the WWE comics.
Cena's running pose is all kinds of hilarious.
Cena's running pose is all kinds of hilarious.
bean breath
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Corporate Man Punk?
Corporate Man Punk.
You know, if this were ROH, Vince would have turned Punk into his corporate champion months ago because the fans would be booing his babyface title reign.
CM Punk's first mainstream interview was very disappointing. I'll always consider this the legit CM Punk interview, even though it isn't really him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhi3SX0TAmw
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Punk sez
I made a bunch of those shitty Facebook "text as images" trying to cater to the lowest common denominator. Fun as hell to make your own. Let's make some!
I'll try to find my old ones and show em.
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This is for the Million Dollar Man, now:
Jesus...making this one made my skin scream at me for the atrocity I was typing. Needs some sparkle though.
Jesus...making this one made my skin scream at me for the atrocity I was typing. Needs some sparkle though.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Please keep posting that gif.
bean breath
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A couple years ago, me and my friend went to HP Pavilion in San Jose to get Shark's tickets the first day they went on sale. Afterwards, we heard about the Sharks having an open practice at their training facility, so we went. We were standing up in the bleachers watching the players, when I heard the press box door open behind me. The Shark's tv and radio commentary teams walked out, I turn again to look and they were talking to a guy with long hair who had his back to me and a hot Asian women at his side. I turned around again to look and it was Bret Hart, I couldn't believe it. What the fuck is Bret Hart doing in San Jose? I tell my friend to turn around and confirm whether or not that is actually Bret Hart and he goes, "Yep, holy shit!".
I chickened out of approaching him, though
A couple days later I'm watching a Sharks preseason game and during an intermission the Sharks color guy interviews Bret Hart about his book that just came out, his connection to hockey, and it turned out he was in San Jose because his girlfriend is from there.
But then, how can be a "ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD"????
Can you honestly believe we're even talking about him in 2012?
Nocturnowl
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Who the hell is Kane beating up in the corner of that brawl? Fei Long with green colour scheme?
We'll be talking about him in 2013 as well.
Perspicacity
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A couple years ago, me and my friend went to HP Pavilion in San Jose to get Shark's tickets the first day they went on sale. Afterwards, we heard about the Sharks having an open practice at their training facility, so we went. We were standing up in the bleachers watching the players, when I heard the press box door open behind me. The Shark's tv and radio commentary teams walked out, I turn again to look and they were talking to a guy with long hair who had his back to me and a hot Asian women at his side. I turned around again to look and it was Bret Hart, I couldn't believe it. What the fuck is Bret Hart doing in San Jose? I tell my friend to turn around and confirm whether or not that is actually Bret Hart and he goes, "Yep, holy shit!".
I chickened out of approaching him, though
A couple days later I'm watching a Sharks preseason game and during an intermission the Sharks color guy interviews Bret Hart about his book that just came out, his connection to hockey, and it turned out he was in San Jose because his girlfriend is from there.
This is going to make Calgary sound like a small town, but I went to High School with Bret Hart's daughter. She was a year or two younger and we didn't have any mutual friends at the time. I've missed out on meeting Bret Hart a ton of times through various connections, but from what I know he's pretty accessible.
Also, Bruce Hart was a substitute drama teacher at our Jr. High.
He'll be the band's mascot. Like Eddie is for Maiden
If you look in the other panel, they actually gave him a line too. "Only a couple of minutes left now."
Fuckin' right Kane, and I wonder how much hiar Net will tear out when 2013 rolls around, and Kane is still being discussed? Lol
BTW, I really like AJ, but I can't stand it when girls use the "See? I'm a geek just like you!" gimmick. You know damn well she doesn't want any of you freaks!
OK, well, she doesn't want any of you geeks!
British Monsoon
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CMLL have put another luchadore under Sin Cara's old gimmick, Mistico;
The guy in question is the former Dragon Lee;
Here's a video of him in action; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCnX9tsbWSo And here he is with a botch that would make Sin Cara proud; http://www.twitvid.com/0EJ90
The guy in question is the former Dragon Lee;
Here's a video of him in action; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCnX9tsbWSo And here he is with a botch that would make Sin Cara proud; http://www.twitvid.com/0EJ90
crimsonspider89
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Thing is with AJ, it isn't a gimmick. She actually is one. Kinda weird.
Nocturnowl
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Not going to lie, I kind of want to know what happens, i'm sure he dies of an awesome overload in the ring and then pedigrees the devil to return to the realm of humanity in time to save Shawn Michaels from losing their tag team match to the heel team of the day.
We all know how the AJ/Kane thing will end.
heartbreaking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLSS04GcZLY
heartbreaking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLSS04GcZLY
She still doesn't want any of you geeks!
Now, will someone PLEASE tell me what the fuck this is? I mean, man, who keeps making these?!?!
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/172/8/c/fanservice_meme_1___kane_by_furiarossa-d54ac4j.png
Enough dreams have been crushed here already, why you gotta be hateful.?
Nocturnowl
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this is genuinely the best one yet, kind of funny to boot, up there with Kane banana.
CMLL have put another luchadore under Sin Cara's old gimmick, Mistico;
The guy in question is the former Dragon Lee;
Here's a video of him in action; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCnX9tsbWSo And here he is with a botch that would make Sin Cara proud; http://www.twitvid.com/0EJ90
Fun fact: This is already not going over well in Mexico! CMLL probably knew this and is probably why they didnt stick Angel Del Oro under the mask, since they didnt want to ruin him since he's gonna get over by himself. Also, his brother Rush is a much better luchador anyways