A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
I liked when Orton was a cocky asshole face.
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Should've never brought him in as Tensai, awful, awful gimmick.
Nocturnowl
Member
Well I was but now i'm not so sure.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Oh wow they really are using C&C
Perspicacity
Banned
Orton should never speak. Don't even give him a character alignment, let him loose on whoever you want heel or face. If he really needs to say something then just send him to the Sin Cara school of pointing and teach him to express himself that way.
Professor Beef
Banned
I was disappointed with your dream for only one reason: Evan Bourne didn't do a SSP onto the third rail. Unless he did and you omitted it.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Nocturnowl
Member
I want to say he did but I can't lie, he did mysteriously vanish from the dream after playing his part though which begs the question as to why he was at the station to begin with, unless it was just to screw with the tracks, yeah I guess that's all a suspended delinquent is good for.
What is Bourne's status right now anyway, he's still employed right?
And just as woodenly dull.
He's all over the place on the mic as well, stumbling on words and such, doesn't help that he was out of breath and not giving himself a second to breathe.
Professor Beef
Banned
Obviously he was there to charge up the Sword of the Ryback. Once that was accomplished, I'm sure he simply went back to his home planet.
And Evan is still employed as far as I know, but he's got a broken foot.
Well he and Seth Rollins are, I guess, the same "kind" of face. Long haired, good looking, flashy, but he has nothing interesting about him.
We had vignettes for him, Rollins, Antonio Cesaro, Ascension and Bray Wyatt. The latter three were all based on their gimmicks, and were all good (especially Wyatt's), and Rollins' showed off his appealing/cool moveset with some decent voicework from him.
But Bo Dallas? It was just sort of "yeah...I'm a dude...I've got long hair and stuff. Vote Dallas".
I guess someone there must see something in him, because he gets a lot of screentime in developmental, but I don't get it. He's thoroughly uninteresting.
Nocturnowl
Member
I smell a new tag team Bourne-Back, see it even works as a way to highlight him coming back.
Or more accurately his return will have him squashed by Ryback, possibly with the fabled Sword of the Ryback.
Rybourne.
Nocturnowl
Member
Sounds like Rhyhorn, yes this is the perfect name. Time for their entrance theme.
Ryback with Evan Bourne as a held item.
Charmicarmicat
Banned
Professor Beef
Banned
I can already picture Ryback doing his Bushwackers walk to the ring with Evan slung around his neck like some kind of animal fur. :lol
bean breath
Member
I wish we could Synchtube that. NXT isn't the same without a live chat and viewer polls.
Did you enjoy today's edition of the Raw Rebound?
-Yes
-No
Did you enjoy today's edition of Don't Try This?
-Yes
-Yes! Yes! Yes!
Professor Beef
Banned
But they have just begun...their new season.
cr_blah_blah
Member
Mae Young + INSERT BLACK GUY duo, get Vince on the phone
bean breath
Member
Slow it down, this thread moves a little too fast.
Perspicacity
Banned
His daddy is WWE road agent/federal tax collector Irwin R. Schyster. (So is Husky Harris or whoever he is now)
Nocturnowl
Member
Don't worry bean breath, we'll make it last
Speaking of, when did Tyson suddenly become Face?
(Looks like it's been since January? Damn, I'm behind on NXT.)
Professor Beef
Banned
These threads should be the best days of our lives.
bean breath
Member
F GAF, These should be the best days of your life.
He's been doing the gimmick on FCW for a a little while now, it's awesome.
That would explain a lot. Though Husky is actually good.
SousedLouse
Member
I really need to watch NXT more often.
Because Punk, Bryan and Kane are so much better than him that they have Raw's midcard all for themselves, and AJ.
That's how they do it in Chicago maayyyne. Just ask Lupe.