June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
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Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
Didn't we all hate Otunga and swear he was gonna accidentally kill someone in the ring like, a year ago?
Nocturnowl
Member
My how times change, except that he still has a high chance of killing someone in the ring but hey, he's got a thermos and a bow tie so he gets a pass for now.
I wasn't here but I'm sure Otunga's a good guy.
He's married to what's her name too which is a bonus.
Professor Beef
Banned
He's improved in the ring, but only slightly. His risk of killing someone in the ring has changed from "damn near guaranteed" to "it'll probably happen, I guess."
Otunga then embraced his not-so-inner dickhead Harvard-educated Lawyer / Bodybuilder side, and all was forgiven.
EDIT: DAT CARLTON DANCE.
Three guys in the ring (Show, Otunga, and Clay) and ALL of them could be the target of that "YOU CANT WRESTLE" chant. WWE, ladies and gentlemen!
SousedLouse
Member
Can we even say that, though? His skills in the ring have improved, but the amount of oil he pours on sometimes (at least, I think he's done it more than once) has me worried sometimes. Mark my words, one of these days he's going to fly out of someone's hold like a bar of soap.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
lol, yeah show crowd cheering and yesing! Pipe in boos. He is over go with it covering it up will just make him stronger.
crimsonspider89
Banned
Those edited Boos for D-Bry were so funny.
SousedLouse
Member
Well, at least Ryder got to win a match this week.
PopfulMail
Member
Bryan/Kane was a nice match... But fuck them and their shitty audio edits.
Welcome to Smackdown.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
I just started watching SD.
WTF, a 'You can't wrestle' chant out of nowhere. So bizarre.
WTF, a 'You can't wrestle' chant out of nowhere. So bizarre.
SousedLouse
Member
Oh god, No Holds Barred is coming to DVD? This is easily the best
movie WWE will release this year.
And yet I'm surprised that even Cole is underselling it on air. Well, not really, but still.
worst
And yet I'm surprised that even Cole is underselling it on air. Well, not really, but still.
Keyser Soze
Member
Kccitystar
Member
Considering Ziggler kicked the leg Sheamus put his whole weight on. Ugh.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
AW really works for me. Loved his intro for #MillionsofDollars
We need more managers for these up and comers.
We need more managers for these up and comers.
Keyser Soze
Member
I'm tired.
Kccitystar
Member
Even if the dirtsheet was bullshit, I couldn't stop laughing at
They say this but somehow it's okay for the company champion to not be in the Main Event for almost 5 straight PPVs. Laughable that the WWE would actually begin to put the focus on their champions leading into Summerslam instead of the Cena vs ______ feud of the month. Whatever.
Not that I don't want to see Cena vs Punk III but the reason I'm really not looking forward to more Punk/Cena is because of the implications if Cena does go over. Punk is already seen as just a champion under the shadow Cena casts over the entire company, so him losing to Cena would just kill his star potential as a top guy, and I've said it forever that there's nobody the fans think is on Cena's level. That said,
Professor Beef
Banned
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Well since Vince is calling the tag team division the black people division it would make sense.
