He can BBQ.
That's La Familia I like!
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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
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That's La Familia I like!
Professor Beef
Banned
I would so date the girl in black (Kane's other daughter is married), but her father would scare me.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Vickie really needs to grow her hair back out. Short hair doesn't work on her.
No, he's just VERY close with Kane. According to Kane's wife, they consider him part of the family, and according to Edge, there's no one in the business, outside of Christian, that he's closer to than Kane.
Thank you sir. I didn't even know that.
I like the short hair. It fits her. Especially the picture with her holding Kane's granddaughter.
Nocturnowl
Member
Kane/Edge team is such a missed opportunity, they could brag about their many title reigns with multiple partners, both men are possibly the two top tag title holders regarding the number of different partners.
They'd have real life chemistry and stuff and could joke about their shitty 2010 feud.
They'd have real life chemistry and stuff and could joke about their shitty 2010 feud.
Q
Queen of Hunting
Unconfirmed Member
is sid gonna be back for a while or just the one night ?
Mr. Enigma
Member
One night.
That's the thing. I can tolerate straight serious guys, but he seems like such a lovable nice guy. I wouldn't know how to react, lol, especially considering his presence.How could such a loveable father-in-law scare you?
I've always wanted to see that happen. Their numerous feuds is probably due to them liking each other so much.
Just for that one night. He just did that appearance in honor of the "1000 episode" show.
SoulPlaya, you should send a letter to Kane, asking him for his daughter in marriage.
Tell him that you wish to marry his daughter because you worship him and want to become part of La Familia.
If he declines, you can write him back and ask him to adopt you, or elope with you, whatever you prefer.
Can't I just be a family friend?
His unmarried daughter is apparently a bit of a party animal. She wouldn't want me. 
Q
Queen of Hunting
Unconfirmed Member
ah man the guy is so awesome tho
He is. To bad the crowd had mixed results about him. I was hyped when I heard his music play. I'm like "PSYCHO SIDDDDDDDDD".
Mr. Enigma
Member
Just a heads-up to all you perverts out there: a nude picture of Taka Michinoku has now surfaced online.
You are the one going for them, not me!
In honor of last night's WTF craziness. IT'S KANE BANANA!!!!!
IT'S KANE BANANA!!!!
WTF is on the fast track of becoming the best Wrestling program in this world.
Its BEYOND E-feds
also, Vicki has DAT body
Why would we want to see Taka Michinoku nude??
Nocturnowl
Member
Professor Beef
Banned
Indeed.
ya me too.
Hey what do you think Brock's official response to Triple H's proposition will be?!? Do you think he'll say no and go on with his life?
The highlight of his WWF career.
It would be a year long feud.
I love how the refs are like "Go Taka! You're out! Get out of here!"
Professor Beef
Banned
Wasn't King being super-racist during that moment, too?
Nocturnowl
Member
King also spends most of the rumble requesting replays of the moment and getting them to laugh at.
Worst: John Cena, Aggressive 9-Year Old, Reading Promos Written By Nerds Who’ve Gotten Too Old
And then this happened.
Cena continues to be in a weird dark place since the news of his divorce broke, and this week it took the form of an absolutely out-of-a-bat’s-ass shit promo about Star Wars where Cena makes WWE guys be Star Wars guys and pretends it’s hilarious. You know for a fact that this was scripted out meticulously by some 36-year old Kevin Smith-esque asshole who either
1. Hasn’t updated his pop culture references in 20 years and missed Zack And Miri Make A Porno causing Star Wars references to jump the shark for f**king ever.
2. Wanted that promo to be Cena comparing wrestlers to ‘Babylon 5′ or ‘Lexx’ characters but nobody got his “John Cena’s a Cylon” Prototype gag and couldn’t get anybody to laugh at anything but ‘Lexx Luger’, so he dumbed it down and made it about Star Wars so people who watch wrestling and have the pop culture scope of a Ziggy comic could enjoy it.
Either way, it was a nearly-lethal dose of secondhand embarrassment, and as Totes Adorbs as Cena was laughing at his own Yoda impression it only succeeded in making me forget about Cyndi Lauper and Wendi Richter’s forceable nostalgia entry from last week. If you want to be nerdy on wrestling you have to be SINCERELY nerdy on wrestling, like when AJ dressed up as Kitana from Mortal Kombat. It worked because you knew she knew who that was, and because she tried to do the fan lift. If Cena’s seen an entire Star War for real I’ll eat my shoe.
If you guys are just hiring nerds to make pop culture jokes on Raw, I am a pretty desperate blogger with mild wrestling business connections and I could write the hell out of a “Kane and Undertaker are Fire Benders” gag. It ends with Kofi Kingston throwing a boomerang at Kane and f**king up his third eye.
Best Best Best: Chris Jericho Is Tired Of Your Shit
This Raw was full of great moments, but I think my favorite was Chris Jericho remembering that he’s CHRIS JERICHO and not that stammering weird guy from the last four months, wandering out in the Million Dollar Man’s jacket and asking John Cena to cut another Star Wars promo like a 9-year old (complete with GLORIOUS EYE-ROLL):
The video package of Fozzy preforming in front of a bigger-than-Raw audience made Jericho look like a huge star, and despite sorta looking like Dana Carvey he made more of an impression on me last night than he has since January. Seriously, the guy looks like he’s aged 15 years in the last month. Kicking a Brazilian flag is basically the worst thing you can do. Regardless, Cena desperately needed someone to shut him up, and all Jericho had to do was be a normal person who isn’t an invalid 5-year old to do it.
No offense, Make-A-Wish kids.
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/the-best-and-worst-of-wwe-raw-62512
Best: The Underpants Rumble
I’m not sure how to justify it, but I liked the Summer Whatever Excuse To Put Girls In Bikinis battle royal. In a TV-PG environment it seems a little more sane. In the Attitude Era, these things were excuses for people to get stripped naked and blasted with super soakers and stuffed into potato sacks or whatever. Here, it seemed like a fun novelty. You wouldn’t think I’d say that, but I love battles royal, and will usually find a way to justify them as great.
Highlights (which you’re free to note have zero to do with wrestling) include:
- Kaitlyn in a swimsuit, because Kaitlyn is my fitness and improperly-dyed hair role model.
- Vickie Guerrero looking so good in her swimsuit that Lawler lost track of the 65,000 of the 70,000 jokes he had ready about her being a fat old worthless Mexican cow.
- Rosa Mendes making “gross” face at Vickie in a swimsuit, like she won’t be lucky to still look that good in her mid-40s after two kids.
- Layla making “gross” face as well because she’s secretly still LayCool Layla, which is why she acted so weird about having to introduce Wendi Richter and Cyndi Lauper last week. Tossing her into the “secret heel” group with Punk. Bonus highlight for Layla making the gross face, and Kaitlyn standing next to her with a huge smile on her face.
- Maxine in a bright yellow bikini. True fact: Maxine was the best looking woman out there.
- I am not going to post a picture of AJ’s butt.
- No, I’m not. Stop asking.
- Seriously.
- all right all right
Read more: http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/the-best-and-worst-of-wwe-raw-62512#ixzz1yw9gMMQ9
billy beane
Banned
Whatever, Heavy told me that was a fantastic promo and Cena was the only who could've done it and you're a fucking mark and I'm a fucking mark and we're all marks because we don't understand the the business.
Net_Wrecker
Member
Totes Adorbs.
Holy crap.
I'm using that forever.
We should take a trip to his house.
Classy looking place.
I've seen Star Wars a gazillion times (there was literally a period in my life when I was like 13 or 14 where I watched episodes 4 through 6 every fucking weekend on VHS).
Also, I watched Mortal Kombat once a month for a year, I was a nerd of nerds.
So SoulPlaya, who is this "Destiny"? Is it the person that made that tumblr blog about you?
There is only one marky mark