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7. Sheamus defeated Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio in a Triple Threat match to retain the World Hvt. Championship. A good TV main event with good near finishes. The actual finish came when Ziggler had Del Rio rolled up, but Sheamus hit him with the Brogue Kick. Sheamus threw Del Rio out of the ring and then pinned Ziggler.

smh

 

[Brinbe]

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7. Sheamus defeated Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio in a Triple Threat match to retain the World Hvt. Championship. A good TV main event with good near finishes. The actual finish came when Ziggler had Del Rio rolled up, but Sheamus hit him with the Brogue Kick. Sheamus threw Del Rio out of the ring and then pinned Ziggler.

smh

;_;

 

[bean breath]

I love his column, I read it ever week but yea he mentions her a lot haha.

To be fair my GF started watching wrestling a few months ago (WM) and every time I mention something she said on here I stop and think oh am I gonna get hassled for 'dick stealth I have a GF post' shit? lol when its genuinely not..... as sad as it might sound she's just honestly the only real life person I know who I can 'talk wrestling' with and so naturally I would bring her silly thoughts or stories back up here on wrasslegaf with my online friends.

*group hug*

Post it, by all means.

What I'm talking about is how he mentions her name. It's just this thing that certain people do, I guess.

Like when they're telling a story about someone who I don't know and will probably never meet, they go,

"So my friend, Robert.... and then Robert goes.... but then Robert says..."

Why are you telling me his name? I don't care. It's weird. What's wrong with,

"So my friend... and then he goes... but then he says..."

But back to Brandon Stroud, yeah I used to read his column every week but it just started to annoy me more and more to the point where I just read excerpts. If he's not name dropping his girlfriend, then he's ranting on WWE for not respecting veganism (He's a vegan by the way, I don't know if you caught that the last 500 times he's mentioned it), not being feminist enough, blowing something that can seem the slightest bit anti-gay way out of proportion. I mean, it's fucking WWE.

At any rate, WWE in Roughly Five Minutes is the new hot shit now.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

My browser weeps.

 

[Plywood]

EDIT- JK PLY IS THE WORST CUZ HE QUOTED THE HUGE FRIGGIN THING AND KILLED MY BROWSER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rE15hKyXUc

My browser weeps.

I'll unquote for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rE15hKyXUc

I'll unquote for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

http://youtu.be/VrK-FwELA7I?t=4s

 

[Dark Ninja]

Meltzer was pretty much defending Cena's Star wars promo! How could anybody like that even 9 year old's wouldn't like that

 

[bean breath]

edit: I was being bean breath right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rE15hKyXUc

I'll unquote for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

What a pussy.

bean breath would've left that shit up.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I like how Lalya's Boobs

 

[Ithil]

Meltzer was pretty much defending Cena's Star wars promo! How could anybody like that even 9 year old's wouldn't like that

I thought he said it was terrible.

 

[DMczaf]

I like how Lalya's Boobs

finish the damn sentensfjakfjaksfjakfsajlkf

 

[SoulPlaya]

You know, I just remembered that I sat next to a really hot girl in my Biology class that was a huge wrestling mark. She would wear her "RAW" shirts to class. We would flirt, but it was such an early morning class, and I would just focus on the class.

I should try talking to her again on FB, but what could we talk about? I bet she's a huge KANE mark!

 

[Keyser Soze]

I like how I never knew knew there was a Star Wars promo, as I turned the fuck over right after he came out

-1 viewers.

 

[Dark Ninja]

I thought he said it was terrible.

He backtracked after Alverez said it was awful and he hated it. You can tell he liked it but didn't want to outright say it

 

[McNei1y]

You know, I just remembered that I sat next to a really hot girl in my Biology class that was a huge wrestling mark. She would wear her "RAW" shirts to class. We would flirt, but it was such an early morning class, and I would just focus on the class.

I should try talking to her again on FB, but what could we talk about? I bet she's a huge KANE mark!

Ask her about parts unknown.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

You know, I just remembered that I sat next to a really hot girl in my Biology class that was a huge wrestling mark. She would wear her "RAW" shirts to class. We would flirt, but it was such an early morning class, and I would just focus on the class.

I should try talking to her again on FB, but what could we talk about? I bet she's a huge KANE mark!

"Hey girl I'll show you my Rowdy Roddy Piper"

 

[bean breath]

You know, I just remembered that I sat next to a really hot girl in my Biology class that was a huge wrestling mark. She would wear her "RAW" shirts to class. We would flirt, but it was such an early morning class, and I would just focus on the class.

I should try talking to her again on FB, but what could we talk about? I bet she's a huge KANE mark!

I wonder if Bobo is right and she masturbates to Cena.

 

[Conrad Link]

I agree WWE in Roughly Five Minutes is so good, I subscribed last week hope they keep coming.

Being funny all the time can be hard but WWE at least gives A LOT of ammo lol.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I wonder if Bobo is right and she masturbates to Cena.

No one masturbates to Cena. He's not mysterious enough.

Ask her about parts unknown.

"I heard Kane comes from your parts unknown."

Nah.

"Hey girl I'll show you my Rowdy Roddy Piper"

That should work.

I should tell her that my penis is half the size of Kane's. That's still huge!

 

[Perspicacity]

That happens to be the one that I like the most.

Why?

Not trying to be a dick, that's a serious question. What would that do for either one of them?
Why do we need to pretend that the best a woman should ever be able to do in This Business is be associated with "the champ"?

You know, I just remembered that I sat next to a really hot girl in my Biology class that was a huge wrestling mark. She would wear her "RAW" shirts to class. We would flirt, but it was such an early morning class, and I would just focus on the class.

I should try talking to her again on FB, but what could we talk about? I bet she's a huge KANE mark!

Tell her about your big ol' 37, I'm sure that gets the bio girls wet

 

[Plywood]

What a pussy.

bean breath would've left that shit up.

Maybe bean breath should do something about it.

 

[jobber]

Rey Mysterio is the Raw MitB isn't he? He pretty much lost to every person in the match already.

 

[Perspicacity]

Rey Mysterio is the Raw MitB isn't he? He pretty much lost to every person in the match already.

I'm fairly certain his knee went out just at the sound of them announcing it.

 

[canadian crowe]

A compilation of Steve Corino's best lines on commentary during Steen vs Richards;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn9ADyUpnSs

Steve Corino was such a huge missed opportunity for the WWE. I can't believe they wouldn't even hire him as a commentator.


Another reason why Corino is amazing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19PduVDqHyw

 

[DMczaf]

ill brb

 

[Plywood]

http://i.imgur.com/VrdbM.gif


ill brb

You disappoint me DMczaf...

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the op has been updated

 

[Data West]

There is nothing perverted about admiring the opposite sex.

.

 

[Plywood]

.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Tell her about your big ol' 37, I'm sure that gets the bio girls wet

I did make a status about it on FB, and she did like it.

Maybe I should, lol.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Read the new OP. All I can say is that AJ has a nice

set of abs.

 

[bean breath]

Maybe bean breath should do something about it.

http://i.minus.com/ibyw7MJCfw0CNZ.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uUVq2.gif

 

[SoulPlaya]

Read the new OP. All I can say is that AJ has a nice

set of abs.

Nice ass too.

 

[McNei1y]

I did make a status about it on FB, and she did like it.

Maybe I should, lol.

Tell her how you like to eviscerate people and that you're a monster.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Tell her how you like to eviscerate people and that you're a monster.

I should wear a mask too when I say it. You know, to really drive the point home.

 

[McNei1y]

I should wear a mask too when I say it. You know, to really drive the point home.

Definitely. Make sure it all sounds like an innuendo so she doesn't actually run away and call the cops. Somehow fit Kane's ring entrance explosion.

 

[G-Fex]

you guys like football? I'm streaming some Blitz.

 

[McNei1y]

you guys like football? I'm streaming some Blitz.

Some N64 blitz?

 

[SoulPlaya]

Definitely. Make sure it all sounds like an innuendo so she doesn't actually run away and call the cops. Somehow fit Kane's ring entrance explosion.

Oh, man. These are such great ideas! I should get one of my friends to play his entrance music (Slow Chemical, of course) when I show up.

 

[McNei1y]

Oh, man. These are such great ideas! I should get one of my friends to play his entrance music (Slow Chemical, of course) when I show up.

After all of this, she will probably jump into your clutches like AJ pre-kiss.

Edit:

Do any of you play wrestling games? I'm just curious. I used to play a lot when I was younger but stopped over the longest time. I recently bought a used version of SVR '11 to play with my roommate and I remembered they were fun. That game's Road to Wrestlemania was pretty lame though. Is WWE '12 good? Is '13 looking sweet?

 

[Plywood]

Read the new OP. All I can say is that AJ has a nice

set of abs.

She does.

Thank you bean breath!

 

[G-Fex]

Some N64 blitz?

Yup http://www.justin.tv/slashbane

 

[SoulPlaya]

After all of this, she will probably jump into your clutches like AJ pre-kiss.

Edit:

Do any of you play wrestling games? I'm just curious. I used to play a lot when I was younger but stopped over the longest time. I recently bought a used version of SVR '11 to play with my roommate and I remembered they were fun. That game's Road to Wrestlemania was pretty lame though. Is WWE '12 good? Is '13 looking sweet?

Girl's cute too, so I wouldn't mind that.

Do you join us on Monday's after RAW for KOG's wrestling games stream? I believe I may have seen you there, but not sure, buddy.

EDIT: Wait, yeah you do, right? I'm sure I've seen you before.

 

[McNei1y]

Girl's cute too, so I wouldn't mind that.

Do you join us on Monday's after RAW for KOG's wrestling games stream? I believe I may have seen you there, but not sure, buddy.

EDIT: Wait, yeah you do, right? I'm sure I've seen you before.

I don't! Never knew they existed actually lol. Seems like I may have too now.

Wrestlemania 2000 was my favorite by far but I put so many hours into Smackdown Just Bring It! and WWE Raw 2 back in the day.

 

[steveovig]

Steve Corino was such a huge missed opportunity for the WWE. I can't believe they wouldn't even hire him as a commentator.


Another reason why Corino is amazing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19PduVDqHyw

That's what I thought too back in 2001 when I was in high school. Now, I realize he's fat, pale, and not very good.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I don't! Never knew they existed actually lol. Seems like I may have too now.

Oh, shit. Dude, you totally should. It's new wrestling games, mixed with old, with CAWs based on WrassleGAF users. Hilarious fun that makes up for a usually terrible RAW.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Sid has a twitter, and he needs more followers!!!

https://twitter.com/#!/SidneyEudy

 

[McNei1y]

Oh, shit. Dude, you totally should. It's new wrestling games, mixed with old, with CAWs based on WrassleGAF users. Hilarious fun that makes up for a usually terrible RAW.

Oh that's pretty awesome. I see those pictures all the time but never knew about this and that they were used! :lol

Speaking of which, I may need to get WWE '13 when it comes out. Did WWE '12 have the same Create-a-options as SVR '11? Like, finishers, and all that?

 

[Data West]

I've gone New Japan gif crazy over the last hour.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Oh that's pretty awesome. I see those pictures all the time but never knew about this and that they were used! :lol

Speaking of which, I may need to get WWE '13 when it comes out. Did WWE '12 have the same Create-a-options as SVR '11? Like, finishers, and all that?

I never played 2011, so I wouldn't know. I was out of the series until 12, for better or worse, lol.

 

[RBH]

Interview with former WWE writer Robert Karpeles:

Bryan Alvarez had an interview with former WWE creative team member Robert Karpeles (who is behind the twitter account @WWECreative_ish) on Figure Four Daily today, as they talked about various storyline ideas and notes from 2005-2006. Here are some highlights:


-The October Raw homecoming show that marked them returning to USA network was suppose to be a major turn point for the company. They had just did a focus group on why people didn't watch wrestling anymore and the main reason was because there were no long term storylines, and they wanted to see major stars that weren't there anymore. This leads to the below idea:

-Vince McMahon thought of a long term storyline plan in 5-10 mins. In the October Raw homecoming show in 2005, Vince was going to come out and bury everyone like he does backstage. And basically ask who is going to take that brass ring. At the end of the show, Vin Man was going to get hit by a car. Mick Foley was going to be hired to be the investigator. It was going to turn out that Foley was the man that hit Vince because he didn't want Vince to hand over the company to Triple H and Steph because Triple H is the guy that ended Foley's career and he's an evil person. (They were going to publicly mention for the first time that H and Steph were really married at that point, and the plan for them to eventually inherit the company)

Then Shane was going to fight Foley at Mania to defend the family honor. Triple H would beat Cena for the WWE title at Mania with help from Shane in some way. Then as Triple H is at the ramp holding the WWE title with Shane, Steph was going to come out and hug Triple H, then Vince & Linda were going to come out and they were going to show the McMahon family united at the ramp.

-Apparently after Vince thought of this, the next week he thought of some storyline that involved him going away for months from the public eye. Not even attending stockholder and business meetings. They were going to put this on wwe.com to make it a huge deal, and eventually Vince was going to return with a HOBO ARMY. Can't make this up. (Of course this wouldn't have worked because they're a public traded company and something like this would nearly kill the company)

-McMahon was going to start his own church, and give speeches about what's wrong with government, religion, the world, etc.

-Bob Orton Jr was brought in to help Randy Orton get his issues straight at the time. That's partly why he was on the road with him during that time period. Also working with Taker was suppose to help as well since Taker was a respected vet.

-Lashley was put on TV after Vince saw him at Patterson's birthday party. Vince was going through notes, sees Lashley walk by in the hallway and said (in Vince voice) "God damn put that guy on TV." They put him against Simon Dean that night in Lashley's first match on TV.

-During the Angle/Cena fued in late 2005, creative members were also trying to write stories for mid-card guys because everyone on the roster had some type of storyline or story in the late 90's; which is what they were trying to get back to. However Stephanie sent an email to creative telling them stop worrying about the mid-card guys and to only focus on Angle/Cena. (Sounds like what they do now with booking)

-Mania 22 ideas were Hogan/Austin, but they couldn't come together on a finish. Triple H/Cena, and Lesnar/Batista since Lesnar was in mild talks with them at the time. (Of course Batista ended up getting hurt too)