Blargonaut
Banned
yuck please Night-kill LaunchpadMcQ Tonight.
If he's alive Tomorrow, I will consider that actionable proof that he's yucky.
yes, population: me
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yuck please Night-kill LaunchpadMcQ Tonight.
If he's alive Tomorrow, I will consider that actionable proof that he's yucky.
yes, population: me
In light of the recent development folding me into this matter, I dismiss all this as my Lover's inconsequential tomfoolery having publicly raved under the influence of ignorance prior. I'm Bulletproof, but Zubz isn't. And it's not x-shot.
You know that this mean that both of you are either scum or neutrals? I'm more than happy to lynch either of them.
lol what?
bro, I'm cooking steaks but you're just mistaken
It's more believable than lovers with extra powers.
I admit that melon is a bit of a blind spot to me because of our history, but look at her posts at D1 end:
Ugh, why did we get to this point?!
I'm the Cop, ok? I got spooked & superstitious after seeing I had such an important role, so my initial plan was to pretend I didn't even see my role to avoid psyching myself out as I am wont to do. That was the gambit; if I kept forgetting I was the Cop during the day, I wouldn't have to stress about it until the night.
So night comes, & who does my dumbass observe but Blarg. A lot of people discussed his alignment and how unreadable he is yesterday, so I observed him, cleared him as Town, & went on my way. Then when I check my phone the next morning, they're now claiming Lovers. With me. I was baffled & considered the possibility of a... Godfather? I'm used to Werewolf so I'm thinking Alpha Wolf. Either way, I thought of the Scum role where you don't read as Scum to the Seer/Cop. But then it hit me Blarg might be Night Watch, realized I saw him last night, & pulled the Lovers bit in an attempt to protect me. And hoping the town wouldn't see fit to risk killing 2 of their own like a bunch of chuckleheads, I rolled with it. And look where that got me.
I'm rarely the Cop, so this role intimidated me. I feel I never do it right, & clearly, I didn't do it here. It's way too early to claim but if you're about to kill me, I should at least clear the water. If we don't have a protector, I will die tonight. I will also look at one of the 4 I suspect are Scum (Launch, Fran, Kitsune, & Rac), since we know Kark is a horrible arsonist (& thus also a worthy pick). Regardless if I make it to tomorrow, sorry I bungled the role, but go after those 5 tomorrow. I'm keeping my vote on Fran but am willing to pick one of the other probable Scum or Kark.
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Ugh, why did we get to this point?!
I'm the Cop, ok? I got spooked & superstitious after seeing I had such an important role, so my initial plan was to pretend I didn't even see my role to avoid psyching myself out as I am wont to do. That was the gambit; if I kept forgetting I was the Cop during the day, I wouldn't have to stress about it until the night.
So night comes, & who does my dumbass observe but Blarg. A lot of people discussed his alignment and how unreadable he is yesterday, so I observed him, cleared him as Town, & went on my way. Then when I check my phone the next morning, they're now claiming Lovers. With me. I was baffled & considered the possibility of a... Godfather? I'm used to Werewolf so I'm thinking Alpha Wolf. Either way, I thought of the Scum role where you don't read as Scum to the Seer/Cop. But then it hit me Blarg might be Night Watch, realized I saw him last night, & pulled the Lovers bit in an attempt to protect me. And hoping the town wouldn't see fit to risk killing 2 of their own like a bunch of chuckleheads, I rolled with it. And look where that got me.
I'm rarely the Cop, so this role intimidated me. I feel I never do it right, & clearly, I didn't do it here. It's way too early to claim but if you're about to kill me, I should at least clear the water. If we don't have a protector, I will die tonight. I will also look at one of the 4 I suspect are Scum (Launch, Fran, Kitsune, & Rac), since we know Kark is a horrible arsonist (& thus also a worthy pick). Regardless if I make it to tomorrow, sorry I bungled the role, but go after those 5 tomorrow. I'm keeping my vote on Fran but am willing to pick one of the other probable Scum or Kark.
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Assuming we belive this new claim. Can I asked why you choose Blarg over Fran, Zubz? You've suspected him all of today and a good portion of D1.
Lol.
Did you missed the part where Blarg hinted your partnership day 1 (the guts thing, it was in the summary)?
Can we wait for a while before turboing Zubz? I want to read some more thoughts from Wee, Kark, Launch and CornBurrito.
The 2nd biggest discussion point yesterday was "I can't read Blarg." Knowing Blarg is town clears that so we can have an easier discussion. But I tried crafting a way to get that out there without outing myself & couldn't. Then Blarg happened.
To be franc, I'm certain Fran's Scum because no player can be that obtuse. No powers necessary.
Wait, what was this again? I assure you the only team we share is Town, but I don't know what this "guts" thing is.
But how do you know where your guts are if you've never seen them?
How do you know I haven't?
Because CrimsonFist said you could reply or post in the thread to confirm. I mean, did you not read your Role PM or something? That's just careless.
Zubz, you don't mon ami~ me for a Gambit then royally flush the cred card I gave you down my own safehouse's toilet. That's called 'ton betrayal', "partner". The magic doesn't work if you professor exhibit it.
Well, at least one of us is Bulletproof
New deal, peasants; leave the both of us alone into the Night and see which one the yucky picks off by the Morning, understand? That's your pro-Town avenue now
Doctor, the vulnerability lies in my bartender/thief post.
Town, if one of us dies Today, say au revoir to two of your Investigative Roles. C'est tout une putain de blague, non?
Lol.
Did you missed the part where Blarg hinted your partnership day 1 (the guts thing, it was in the summary)?
Can we wait for a while before turboing Zubz? I want to read some more thoughts from Wee, Kark, Launch and CornBurrito.
....
I don't know what to think anymore.
Launchpad is right though, GAFIA has the worst cops on the internet, it's true
welcome to the club, this feels like the US election again, best of 2 bad options...
Excuse you, I was an amazing cop.
Zubz, you don't mon ami~ me for a Gambit then royally flush the cred card I gave you down my own safehouse's toilet. That's called 'ton betrayal', "partner". The magic doesn't work if you professor exhibit it.
Well, at least one of us is Bulletproof
New deal, peasants; leave the both of us alone into the Night and see which one the yucky picks off by the Morning, understand? That's your pro-Town avenue now
Doctor, the vulnerability lies in my bartender/thief post.
Town, if one of us dies Today, say au revoir to two of your Investigative Roles. C'est tout une putain de blague, non?
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I'm just going to leave that hanging, if you don't mind. I'd rather not get into a political debate, since this isn't even political mafia.
ANYWAY.
I'm not 100% sure on Zubz. It's a plausible explanation, but there's still just so many crazy twists and turns in what actually went down that I'm not sure it's a satisfying one. Then again, the truth is often less crazy than we expect it to be.
Forget Zubz for a second, what do you think about Blarg?
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I'm just going to leave that hanging, if you don't mind. I'd rather not get into a political debate, since this isn't even political mafia.
ANYWAY.
I'm not 100% sure on Zubz. It's a plausible explanation, but there's still just so many crazy twists and turns in what actually went down that I'm not sure it's a satisfying one. Then again, the truth is often less crazy than we expect it to be.
Are you freaking kidding me!!!???
That explanation makes no sense. At all.
Blarg could either honestly have decided to try and sub for Zubz, but on the other hand, expecting Zubz to just play along was an incredibly risky gamble that you'd have to be particularly crazy to rely on.
*part*
*separate*
Granted, Zubz was in a situation where taking that gamble would be beneficial to his predicament, however the risk of them both going down with the ship was so large that it seems almost nonsensical to me.
They're both scum.
You expect us to trust you when, if you're telling the truth, you've been blatantly misusing the clout of your role?
oh, I'm not asking you to trust me. I'm asking you to trust Zubz & Blargonaut, loose canon partners on the case. If Zubz dies Today, I die Tonight. If I die Today, Zubz dies Tonight. You want that, Launch?
I'm getting pretty sick right now, so if anyone asked me anything for a bit it might take me a while to answer.
Promise to be active again well before the day ends.
In a mixed alignment lovers pair, like what I did in Animal Crossing, they didn't know each other's alignment.
A scum player tied to a town player would mean the scum team would try to keep that player alive and not cast a lot of suspicion their way.
TBH, how Zubz avoided a D1 lynch for being so weird is pretty odd. Why Cewyn caught the heat for what was basically Zubz blunder is odd.
The 2nd biggest discussion point yesterday was "I can't read Blarg." Knowing Blarg is town clears that so we can have an easier discussion. But I tried crafting a way to get that out there without outing myself & couldn't. Then Blarg happened.
To be franc, I'm certain Fran's Scum because no player can be that obtuse. No powers necessary.
don't remember this, and if I don't remember it, it must not have happened
Now you're just giving up